Translations for forum speak

coconuts · Post by **coconuts** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:07 am

I just thought it might be fun to post a few well used phrases that appear on Milovana's forums, which clearly mean something different to what is actually posted....

For example

"Miss Jay, may I PM you please" means "Oops I came and need to confess"

"Please may I be unlocked" means "I am sitting here with my cock in my hand but am feeling a bit guilty"

Any other ones guys?

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:11 am

statement: "I hope you had a nice day Miss Jay"
meaning: "I hope you're in a really good mood so your pets might be allowed playtime!"

coconuts · Post by **coconuts** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:16 am

Statement: "I've been a really good pet"
Meaning: "I've not had a shag in weeks"

Statement: "please don't use the large POI"
Meaning "please use the large POI"

birdman284 · Post by **birdman284** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:12 pm

coconuts wrote:Statement: "please don't use the large POI"
Meaning "please use the large POI"

Whoa! Careful there coconuts...

When I say that to my Mistress I do really mean "please don't use the large POI!"

Anyone out there who has experienced them can probably confirm that!

All the other translations seem to be right on target though

coconuts · Post by **coconuts** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 1:20 pm

I detect genuine fear in your voice there Birdman

Do they really hurt that much?

Little Miss Jay · Post by **Little Miss Jay** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:34 pm

Good thread Coconuts! Now I know what you guys are really thinking!

Little Miss Jay x

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:41 pm

coconuts wrote:
Do they really hurt that much?

Short answer: YES. $:\'-($

dix · Post by **dix** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:44 pm

coconuts wrote: Do they really hurt that much?

I think the translation of that is "I should probablly buy some and find out!"

dix.

birdman284 · Post by **birdman284** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:54 pm

Dan wrote:
coconuts wrote:
Do they really hurt that much?
Short answer: YES. $:\'-($

Being teased while wearing the long POI was more painful than the time I got shot in the leg... (hunting accident - not some sort of really extreme BDSM experiment)

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:57 pm

birdman284 wrote:more painful than the time I got shot in the leg... (hunting accident - not some sort of really extreme BDSM experiment)

well you know what they say - whatever floats your boat!

coconuts · Post by **coconuts** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:08 pm

Little Miss Jay wrote:Good thread Coconuts! Now I know what you guys are really thinking!

Little Miss Jay x

Translation = I can't wait to use these against you all for my fun

slave alexander · Post by **slave alexander** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:46 pm

these do not apply to me Miss Jay

coconuts · Post by **coconuts** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:54 pm

slave alexander wrote:
these do not apply to me Miss Jay

Translation = I wonder how I can turn this thread to cricket

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:08 pm

haha!

Little Miss Jay · Post by **Little Miss Jay** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:37 pm

coconuts wrote:
Little Miss Jay wrote:Good thread Coconuts! Now I know what you guys are really thinking!

Little Miss Jay x

Translation = I can't wait to use these against you all for my fun

Your translation is correct!

Little Miss Jay x

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