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I just thought it might be fun to post a few well used phrases that appear on Milovana's forums, which clearly mean something different to what is actually posted....

For example

"Miss Jay, may I PM you please" means "Oops I came and need to confess"

"Please may I be unlocked" means "I am sitting here with my cock in my hand but am feeling a bit guilty"

Any other ones guys?
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statement: "I hope you had a nice day Miss Jay"
meaning: "I hope you're in a really good mood so your pets might be allowed playtime!"
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Statement: "I've been a really good pet"
Meaning: "I've not had a shag in weeks"


Statement: "please don't use the large POI"
Meaning "please use the large POI"
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coconuts wrote:Statement: "please don't use the large POI"
Meaning "please use the large POI"
Whoa! Careful there coconuts...

When I say that to my Mistress I do really mean "please don't use the large POI!"

Anyone out there who has experienced them can probably confirm that!

All the other translations seem to be right on target though :lol:
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I detect genuine fear in your voice there Birdman :lol:

Do they really hurt that much?
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Good thread Coconuts! Now I know what you guys are really thinking! :-P

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coconuts wrote:
Do they really hurt that much?
Short answer: YES. :\'-(
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coconuts wrote: Do they really hurt that much?
I think the translation of that is "I should probablly buy some and find out!"

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Dan wrote:
coconuts wrote:
Do they really hurt that much?
Short answer: YES. :\'-(
Being teased while wearing the long POI was more painful than the time I got shot in the leg... (hunting accident - not some sort of really extreme BDSM experiment)
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birdman284 wrote:more painful than the time I got shot in the leg... (hunting accident - not some sort of really extreme BDSM experiment)
:lol: well you know what they say - whatever floats your boat!
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Little Miss Jay wrote:Good thread Coconuts! Now I know what you guys are really thinking! :-P

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Translation = I can't wait to use these against you all for my fun :devil:
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:lol: :innocent:
these do not apply to me Miss Jay :innocent: :lol:
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slave alexander wrote::lol: :innocent:
these do not apply to me Miss Jay :innocent: :lol:
Translation = I wonder how I can turn this thread to cricket ;-) :lol:
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haha! :lol:
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coconuts wrote:
Little Miss Jay wrote:Good thread Coconuts! Now I know what you guys are really thinking! :-P

Little Miss Jay x

Translation = I can't wait to use these against you all for my fun :devil:
Your translation is correct! :evil:

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