Happy Birthday Miss Jay.

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slave alexander wrote:
slave alexander wrote: :w00t:


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Wtf? Sorry Alex I don't get that one! :-P
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I`m on a crap pc here and cant get any new pics haha
it just means im sitting here, trying to b patient !! unfortunatly cant drink tho as i may get called out later!! :-D
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Ah! I getcha :rolleyes:
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yeah this thing is such a piece of s*** the key board f-ing rocks back an forth as i write the mouse is shagged and generally its crap!!!

can do music links tho
http://www.imeem.com/kayloveanton/music ... iyahaaliy/ :-D

Ps hope ur having a great day Miss Jay :innocent:

soz for being a pest!! :-P
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birdman284 wrote:
Little Miss Jay wrote:Hope you are all well and Birdman, how are you feeling? :-P

Little Miss Jay x
Now that the task is over, I'm actually feeling quite well! The fear of it was almost as bad as the pain. I am very sore though...

But not so sore I couldn't provide a very relaxing back massage! :-D

Birdman
I wish Dan was here to tease... Doesn't look like we have a free house after all this weekend :-( I was having lots of naughty thoughts on the bus on the way home...

I don't like having to be quiet when my parents are in... Also i can't use my crop as hard because its loud hee hee!!! I guess if he's bad it'll be POI instead of ass whipping!
He hasn't been online for awhile so I doubt he even knows what is coming to him if he does decide to mis-behave!! Silly boy! :-P

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Well that's a shame that you won't have the privacy you need to really enjoy your birthday celebrations with Dan! And of course our silly little boys can't keep themselves quiet enough when we are playing with them either... ;-)

We actually have that to deal with that in a couple of weeks - Our daughter will be back from college for about a month - I love to have her here, but we've gotten pretty casual about having the entire house to ourselves when we want to play. It's going to be tough to limit ourselves to just the bedroom! A whole month with no naked boy rubbing my feet while I watch TV on our big comfy sofa :-(

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"A whole month with no naked boy rubbing my feet while I watch TV on our big comfy sofa"

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ariareflection wrote: PS: Careful about your daughter because if she returns earlier, she'll maybe see birdman in wolverine uniform. :lol:
Yeah - the idea of your parents having sex is pretty terrifying for most people - adding in X-Men role-play costumes would probably make it a little worse! :lol:
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birdman284 wrote:Yeah - the idea of your parents having sex is pretty terrifying for most people
My parents don't have sex, I don't know what you're talking about. They're too old for that now.

In fact, they've only ever had sex twice. Once for my sister and once for me. =D
:lol: I think a lot of people grow up assuming that!

I grew up with parents who wouldn't even mention sex at all and I went to Catholic school so obviously there was no sexual education so I was really in the dark until I checked a book out of the library when I was about 16 and found out how stuff worked. So I decided when I had kids (we have 2 daughters) that I would be the opposite. I would always answer any questions, make sure they knew about birth control, all that kind of stuff.

When my oldest daughter was about 8, she asked the "why are boy parts different from girl parts" question and I explained it to her, that it was part of the process of making babies and I explained how it worked and that it was meant as a way for two people to express their love for each other. She thought about it and said, "So, is that what you and Daddy do every morning? Are you making more babies?"

We weren't nearly as quiet or sneaky as I thought we were! :blush:

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ariareflection wrote:I'm sure mine having a lot of sex, especially when i left 6 years ago. Last year i was searching my father's drawer for condoms but instead of that i found a 2 cockrings with clitoral vibration. :-P :lol:

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So do you find yourself looking at your parents any differently now?

Not only do they have sex, but they try to really enjoy it!
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ariareflection wrote:
MistressD wrote:So do you find yourself looking at your parents any differently now?

Not only do they have sex, but they try to really enjoy it!
I knew that they had good sexual life. Their eyes and their smiles can't hide that.
They're very happy. :-D Nothing can surprice me about them. :-P

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That's wonderful!

You didn't find a french maid's outfit when you were poking around your Dad's stuff did you? :lol:
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My parent`s said i was delivered by a stalk, and i believe them :-D
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My mum and dad never really mentioned anything about sex until my sister brought home condoms after a sex ed class at school... My mum showed my sister how to put it on a cock by using a rolling pin! :lol:

I never really asked questions though, I just found out from friends.

My mum and dad have toys (I've found them) and they had a bondage party when I was about 12 (I stayed over a friends house lol) I saw photos of them playing 'who can put a condom on the carrot the quickest' and the girls were wearing nurses outfits and school girl outfits!

Normal upbringing eh?!

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slave alexander wrote:My parent`s said i was delivered by a stalk, and i believe them :-D
Why does that not surprise me Alex???? :-/

Miss Jay, please may we have some playtime tonight?
I keep waking up on the verge of a wet dream and I don't want to let you down....

Please Miss Jay, if I beg can I?

*Begins begging, humbly on knees, not worthy of the attention of the great and beautiful, mysterious and just a tiny bit evil :evil: Miss Jay*
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On a different note... Who wants playtime tonight?!

I feel teasey! :-P

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coconuts wrote: Miss Jay, please may we have some playtime tonight?
I keep waking up on the verge of a wet dream and I don't want to let you down....

Please Miss Jay, if I beg can I?

*Begins begging, humbly on knees, not worthy of the attention of the great and beautiful, mysterious and just a tiny bit evil :evil: Miss Jay*
I think Coconuts can read my mind... :-O

Little Miss Jay x
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