*grins*

What if I brought them back on a monthly basis? Can you imagine waiting a month for a chance, just a chance, to spew? And failure meant waiting another month. Okay, that idea gets me excited.

*grins*

Frank

*smiles warmly*

All things except drinking and dancing are best left to the sober.

Nika

Entitled? Emboldened, perhaps. I suggest spelling my name correctly first.

Nika

*grins*

LOL!

Omg what won't you do? And you barely had room. You are a four letter loser, that's all you had space for.

I should have you write my name in lipstick on it, and then we can have daily checks. If its smeared from unauthorized strokies, then a severe punishment is administered. Or maybe a ...

If you know of a safer permanent marker, by all means use it.

Nika

Tell you what loser.....

You can take a picture of your twig if............ you are completely clean shaven down there...........and you write 'NIKA' on it in sharpie.

Make me proud, loser.

Nika

*grins*

I would enjoy selling products that had a kinky use, but appeared completely innocent. Oooh, that gave me a great idea..............mmmmmmmmmmm now to just find the right helper monkey to make it happen!

Nika

LOL!

Oh my, this is a dilemma! Unkempt or juvenile? Which is worse. Well, I guess if I had to pick, I'd suggest smooth. But really, I suggest turning out the lights and drawing the curtains before lil bob makes an appearance. And liquor is your friend, dear.

Thanks for the laugh, regardless of how ...

Hope springs eternal.

Nika

smallbob, honey, trust me, you NEED to cheat! Hack and whack that jungle away before you jack the next time. Post a picture of you cleanshaven, so we can see if it helps at all.

And maso, what can I say. Does, I feel bad for you help?

Nika

Come on, that's Photoshop, no one is that small! At least trim up your jungle a bit, you might appear a little bit bigger.

Nika

So you are asking for ideas for violating your friend's trust in using her shoes for your kink? I suggest smacking yourself in the balls one time with each shoe for each year of your age. So, if you are 22, that is 22 smackers with each shoe, for a total of 44. Nice satisfying ones.

Nika

So, you are looking for things to inspire your Domme? Tasks that can be sent via text or phone? Let's see....

Perhaps after a prolong period of denial, you must spent a full day hard. After say two weeks of denial, you must spend the day erect, from the minute you wake up until you hit the sack ...

Marakov, good job!

Here's some more for you boys...

'Honey, seriously, is it worth it? You spew in like 2 minutes. Okay Okay, if you can take 20 hard cane strikes you can make a mess. Ready?'

'Now honey hush, from what I understand, the first few weeks are the hardest. Eventually, the throbbing ...