Join the Club

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

*smiles warmly*

All things except drinking and dancing are best left to the sober.

Nika

[Heathcliff]

As a purvayer of the green fairy I would have to propose that art be added to that list. After all:

"After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world."
~Oscar Wilde

[humiliated loser]

So uh, Nika, you think you might start this club up again?

[Heathcliff]

At the risk of answering for Nika Ferlinghetti, (but more so to vent my annoyance that posts like these ALWAYS come up.) I think your efforts may be sisyphean. If she had wanted to continue the "club", she wouldn't have let it die almost a year ago! (It's not even like it was very long running. Re-reading it, there appears to have only been one real "assignment." It seems like an experiment more the anything, and a failed one at that.) Just think of it purely from a logical standpoint: The reason it died wasn't due to lack of male volunteers (at least in all appearances.) If she had wanted to continue/revive it she would have.


Corollary 1: Honestly not trying to "suck up" to you Nika, this thread just happened to be a collision ground of the things that annoy me about the way (sub) men treat (dominant) women online. Feel free to remove the brackets at your own discretion.

Corollary 2: Yes, sisyphean is a very odd word choice, but I feel the pun on this Forum justifies it in the end.

[sillynick]

At the risk of answering for Nika Ferlinghetti, (but more so to vent my annoyance that posts like these ALWAYS come up.) I think your efforts may be sisyphean. If she had wanted to continue the "club", she wouldn't have let it die almost a year ago! (It's not even like it was very long running. Re-reading it, there appears to have only been one real "assignment." It seems like an experiment more the anything, and a failed one at that.) Just think of it purely from a logical standpoint: The reason it died wasn't due to lack of male volunteers (at least in all appearances.) If she had wanted to continue/revive it she would have.


Corollary 1: Honestly not trying to "suck up" to you Nika, this thread just happened to be a collision ground of the things that annoy me about the way (sub) men treat (dominant) women online. Feel free to remove the brackets at your own discretion.

Corollary 2: Yes, sisyphean is a very odd word choice, but I feel the pun on this Forum justifies it in the end.

Not sure about the club but i know that Miss Nika did do several "Date Nights" with all us strokers and they were fun even if it meant that on one particular occasion i went something like 5 weeks without making a messy. Boy was that fun. Then, unfortunately, Miss Nika decided to stop the date nights. So now strokers like me have a vague hope that Miss Nika might one day start them up again.

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

*grins*

What if I brought them back on a monthly basis? Can you imagine waiting a month for a chance, just a chance, to spew? And failure meant waiting another month. Okay, that idea gets me excited.

*grins*

Frank

[Heathcliff]

*grins*

What if I brought them back on a monthly basis? Can you imagine waiting a month for a chance, just a chance, to spew? And failure meant waiting another month. Okay, that idea gets me excited.

*grins*

Frank

I don't know Frank, how would that be?

A slip of the tongue (or hand as the case may be) or inadvertent truth, I wonder?

[humiliated loser]

*grins*

What if I brought them back on a monthly basis? Can you imagine waiting a month for a chance, just a chance, to spew? And failure meant waiting another month. Okay, that idea gets me excited.

*grins*

Frank

You should definitely bring them back now, would there be a punishment if you could not go the distance?

[sexualreflex909]

*grins*

What if I brought them back on a monthly basis? Can you imagine waiting a month for a chance, just a chance, to spew? And failure meant waiting another month. Okay, that idea gets me excited.

*grins*

Frank

Is there any reason you signed your post off as Frank

[Heathcliff]

Is there any reason you signed your post off as Frank

An impromptu homage to Dr. Frank-N-Furter of Rocky Horror fame?

How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out by the way that I look,
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.
We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry.

So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?
Well babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night when it all seems alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite?
I could show you my favourite obsession.
I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici... pation!
But maybe the rain isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom.

[sexualreflex909]

Is there any reason you signed your post off as Frank

An impromptu homage to Dr. Frank-N-Furter of Rocky Horror fame?

How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out by the way that I look,
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.
We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry.

So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?
Well babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night when it all seems alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite?
I could show you my favourite obsession.
I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici... pation!
But maybe the rain isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom.

I love how much you know about plays and literature, Wuthering Heights was a good read

[Heathcliff]

I love how much you know about plays and literature, Wuthering Heights was a good read

Haha thanks. I like to think of myself as well read. (People have told me I should have majored in English but, wanting to get a job, I didn't.) And yes, Wurthering Heights is a very good read. But then again, I'm a sucker for tragic romance.

[dubble]

*grins*

What if I brought them back on a monthly basis? Can you imagine waiting a month for a chance, just a chance, to spew? And failure meant waiting another month. Okay, that idea gets me excited.

*grins*

Frank

I'd play for that! OMG!