World Record Unofficial attempt

[ypslave]

I don't post a lot but I thought this would make you laugh or at least amuse you for a bit :):
So there I was on this saturday morning with nothing to do and all alone in the house. I wanted to give myself something to do and the obvious choice was to watch porn. After wanking for an hour or so I thought, "I've been going for a while now, there has to be a record in this". So I tried searching the net for a record in masturbating and there is one! 10 hours and 10 minutes by Sonny Nash.
I thought, this is a lot, but it's worth trying. Even though it's not an official attempt, I just wanted to know if I could do it. So I calculated my starting time, 11:30 AM and started my journey.
The start was pretty good, I watched the spellbound series which is an absolute masterpiece (had to mention it) and the time was ticking by pretty fast. Then I walked into an unforseen problem in my impulsive action I didn't make any food whatsover and I was getting pretty hungry around the 3rd part.
Good thing nobody was home as most students go home in the weekend. So I went into the kitchen with my dick still in my hand. I edged. Then grabbed a plate, edged again etc. Finally I had enough food and drink to get trough the day.
After about 3.5 hours my pc muscle started to feel pretty sore, just like my skin but it wasn't that bad. I made sure I had a good supply of porn at all times so there would be no chance of getting soft.
Things were going pretty well, the soreness wasn't to bad and I was going into my 5th hour already. My skin started to swell up a bit but it didn't hurt so I went on. I tied myself to the chair and stuff like that to keep myself excited.
However, after 6 hours and 35 minutes, I went a bit to far. Cum started to spurt up on my lap and my chest and I knew I lost.
Then the "fun" part started. My penis started to swell up pretty bad. I have had this before so I didn't care to much. After about 2 hours it kept on swelling. It's circumference is about 15-16 cm now and it's about 17 cm while flacid. That's about 1 cm smaller than when it's erect. It looks rediculous! :p nothing bad though, (trust me I'm a doctor).
It'll probably take a while for my next attempt but I'm determined. I'll deny myself for a longer period and make a better preparation. Hell, if I make it I might even try a serious attempt haha.
Thought you'd find this funny and I hope it'll make you think twice before attempting it :)

Kind regards,
Ypslave

[sweden123]

Great story, doctor.

[janmb]

Amazing

I'm honestly shocked the record is as low as 10 hours though, I'm fairly confident I could go longer than that myself.

Best of luck if you ever make an official attempt

And be sure to keep those edges on the safe side - I have done several sessions over 5 hours lately myself, in fact several this last week, and it seems like I get a little numb after a while. And when that happens something a bit surprising seem to happen: The ability to pick up and convert stimulation into arousal levels doesn't really seem to go down at all - only my ability to precisely gauge my own excitement... I've messed up several edges that way, by not consciously realizing that I am in fact right there.

[ypslave]

I'm honestly shocked the record is as low as 10 hours though, I'm fairly confident I could go longer than that myself.

That's why I went out to try it :) I'm sure it's doable, next time I should squeeze a bit less though to avoid swelling haha
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbate-a-thon It's mainly for charity :)

[les]

I suspect Official verification is the problem here.

[janmb]

Indeed.

[SexualChoc]

in case some in interested:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbate-a-thon
there is a post for the actual event

2012 San Francisco
The new World Record holder and winner of "Longest Time Spent Masturbating/Male" is a porn-star named Sonny Nash, who on May 27th 2012 passed up the previous record by 12 minutes by pleasuring himself for 10 hours and 10 minutes.

NB - All official Masturbate-a-Thon records are witnessed by trained monitors who attest in writing to their veracity, measurement method and equipment.

looks like you should go to san fransico and get some sponsor!!!
sounds like a nice charity event!

I don't see anything about him NOT cumming during that time
actually... just that he took that long

I HAVE to post some of the other "records"!

2009 San Francisco
The winner of "Longest Time Spent Masturbating a Male co-worker" was set in 2008 by Mr. Brad who masturbated him 7 hours and 6 minutes.
The winner of "Most Orgasms/Male" was set by Big Dylan Halliwell, Grangemouth in 2010—at 83 climaxes, a world record.
2009 Denmark
Number of orgasms—women: 226—World record (Deanna Webb)
2012 San Francisco
The new World Record holder for distance (standing) is D. Hardie who spurted 4.22 metres on June 3rd 2012.

83 orgasms by a GUY???

[janmb]

Pity it doesn't say anything about over what time period he had those 83....

Not that I've been into orgasming much at all since I first found this site (and even more so after the miss found it ), but before that I used to be able to pop at least every 15 minutes for quite a while - but still, 83 is outright crazy - no way I could compete with that without destroying myself in one or more ways.

[ypslave]

I don't know either. 83 is a fucklot, I think it has to be within the event so it can't be more than a day? Are they supposed to be full ones? I also wonder how they measure it, you'd be shooting ghost loads before you even reached 1/4 of that :p
I read an interview with the guy who had the old record, you need to stay hard and not cum for the endurance stuff, he was sponsored by his company which makes sex toys.

[golgafrincham]

Nevermind the 83. How on earth do you spurt 4.22 metres!

That's one in the eye for Norris McWirter.

[frakker2]

Nevermind the 83. How on earth do you spurt 4.22 metres!

That's one in the eye for Norris McWirter.

I know the old 1940's record was about 2.4 m. Quiet an improvement.

[les]

Perhaps this sheds some light?

                

[Human]

How old are you Ypslave?

Damn, wacking off for 6 hrs....I couldnt stay erect for half that time

[Edgemycock]

sorry to interrupt your thread, please please please if anyone would be willing to post some pics on this thread, it would really help me out! please please please!!!

http://www.milovana.com/forum/viewtopic ... start=1095

[ypslave]

I'm almost 20 :)