"I'll never ever cum again" lyrics

[belongstomistress]

This is silly and stupid really. But if you are in the mood for silly and stupid, here is a parody I just whipped up. The original song is "I'll never fall in love again" by Elvis Costello. My version is "I'll never ever cum again." Enjoy, or roll eyes, or cringe lol.

original song here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNJLrLS6VG0

My twisted lyrics here:

What do you get when you spill your cum?
Goo in the hand that burst your bubble
That's what you get for all your trouble
I'll never ever cum again
I'll never ever cum again

What do you get when you have a domme
You get your balls squeezed until they turn blue
After that's done, she'll totally own you
I'll never ever cum again
I'll never ever cum again

Don't tell me what a domme is about
'Cause I am hers and I heard her shout
Get into those chains, those chains that bind you
That is why she's here to remind you

What do you get when your domme is smart
You get your cock all tortured and battered
May as well forget your orgasms mattered
I'll never ever cum again
I'll never ever cum again

Get into those chains, those chains that bind you
That is why, she's here to remind you

What do you get when you spill your cum?
You only get regret and pain and sorrow
So for at least until tomorrow
I'll never ever cum again
I'll never ever cum again

[flyingKiltSlave]

I lol'd

[scaryfatman]

lolol
nice job