Count This Count That

[les]

I am getting really fed up with:

"200 strokes" this

"50 spanks" that

"5 minutes" the other


You use these phrases because you have nothing to say.
A sample computer program would be:

01 Stroke
02 goto 01

I find this as offensive as Swearing for no effect.

To me a good tease involves you into a scenario,or action.
and you stroke etc because you become involved.
You are surprised that you are doing the actions.

It is the same with films/TV all the effects in the world never make up for a good "story".
How else do they make a 10 second explosion of a building last an hour!

We want to enjoy our mere seconds of release, denial or even shame and humiliation.

It must not be telegraphed on page one.

I always love a hidden"punch line".

Come chaps and chapesses
We are here to indulge in our and your fetishes, and fantasies.

Use your imagination.
It's what's becomes our imagination that turns us on.

Not Becoming Non-Fucking, Non-Thinking, Wanking, Robotic Morons!!!

My Moto is
there is no point in being miserable.
It never EVER makes the day any better.
However Venting your Spleen can be fun

Seezya Lesub
Vent over

[dix]

If you're fed it with it all why don't you make a tease yourself?

Just a suggestion.

Dix.

[glasgowguy]

I really like swearing, it makes me feel both big and clever.

[lil_sissy4]

See, I like a little instruction in teases. There are a million stories out there on the internet I could read if I just wanted to whack it...I like the teases because it's like someone is telling me to do something.

That being said, When it's just a picture and instructions it's lame. Ideally, the instructions would be part of the story that the tease is telling.

My pet peeve is when you get told to edge on the first or second page. I like to get warmed up a bit first!

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

A hundred years ago I wrote a tease. (http://www.milovana.com/webteases/showflash.php?id=4724) In preparation, I looked some and I have to say I agree. I also don't like games with a random element, like roll a dice and... Its just me I guess. I really enjoy being in control, knowing secretly whether the wanker will get blessed relief, or continued frustration. Is that wrong? *grins*

Nika

[chagent]

I agree with lil_sissy, I think a mixture of instructions and story is important. The best teases make me feel like the instructions move the story along. That being said there are a lot of teases that do not do this. There are also a lot of teases with no instructions AND a bad story. I would rather have a bad story and instructions than nothing at all.

[Incubo]

I understand what you mean. I feel the same way about those particular types of instructions. They just don't "work" for me as I don't find them to be "realistic." I can't imagine myself or any Domme telling a poor subbie to go sit in a corner and jerk for 5 minutes. This is supposed to be entertaining the Domme too. How fast are they going to get bored doing things like that? Same with a specific number of strokes. You don't think a Dom/me would get incredibly bored standing around counting all those to make sure you're doing it right? That's why I don't put these sorts of explicit instructions in mine.

However....there are some folks who prefer it that way. To each their own I say. Nothing wrong with it if that's what you like. Point is, not every tease is going to make everyone happy all the time. If it's not up your particular alley, no problem. Just move on to something that's more to your liking.

[bobroberts]

oh nika, all i can say is more! more teases from you, please!

[MistressD]

oh nika, all i can say is more! more teases from you, please!

I certainly have to second that idea!

Nika, I've admired a lot of you posts in the forums, but I had no idea that this was our style of teasing.

There might be a boy or two out here who has been fortunate enough to get a moment or two of on-line playtime with me and if they were still able to speak they'd likely tell you that my teasing style is very much like your's Nika - provide the mental image of what would actually be happening in real life as opposed to the mechanical instructions that appear in some teases.

Very nice Nika!

[sillynick]

Aaaah, the lovely Miss Nika. i had many a frustrated week, two or five waiting for those fabulous date nights. Being allowed to stroke during the week but not make a messy was sooo frustrating and if i then did not earn the right to cum at the end of those seven days then there was another seven days of frustration. Happy days for me and the memory brings a tear to my eyes .

i can understand that some people do not like to be told 100 strokes followed by 50 ball spanks followed by three ice cubes up yer bum but then again some people do like that sort of thing. i know that i do enjoy being ordered to follow some instructions to earn a cum as well as being told that i may stroke however i want but am not allowed to cum until given permission. Does that make me unique - just like everyone else? i sure hope so.

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

All so kind thank you! And yes, I did blush again a little reading MistressD's comments.

Well, I may bring date nights back in 2010. I did enjoy them until events in my life made me focus my energies elsewhere. We'll see.

Nika