Nika's Date Night - Saturday October 3rd

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

Hi boys,

Well, its date night once again, and a very special one at that. I'm sure you all know the rules, but for the uninitiated, here there are again: 1) No cumming in the past week, and 2) A full report on how you did. This week reports are more important than ever!

So, I promised a cummy for all you spew-monkeys and I didn't fib. This week's date is a competition. I want each of you to make a glorious, sweaty, ball draining, wall staining full-wank. But, I want you to do it in the most degrading, debasing, amusing, humiliating fashion possible. Here's the catch, it is up to you what to do. Hump a public toilet, use peanut butter as a lube, draw a penis on your forehead with a sharpie, or any other thing that pops into your stroke-addled head....I don't care. And then describe you ridiculous behavior here. Tell me not only what you did, but how it felt.

Now remember when I said this is a competition? Only the best wank will get to cum next week. All you other wankers have to go at least 2 weeks. So, really go for it boys, there's a lot on the line here.

Nika

[wanker]

Explaining the situation and asking a random lady at the store for permission should win it right?

[sillynick]

Maybe. Although there is a guy on here, rooftop guy i think he's called, whose girlfriend likes to take an active particitation in his wanking so there is a good chance that he might win.

i am going to have to really pull something out of the bag of tricks for this i think after my dismal non-attempts of the past couple of weeks. From what i can remember from previous date nights Miss Nika does not like her stroker boys being feminine so bang goes the panty option. Maybe a walk around the estate having a tug could help me. Hmmmm......so many possibilities. Well, i am off to fix my mountain bike as it needs a new gear cable and i will ponder things then while listening to the radio for the football updates.

YOU BEES!

[Rooftopguy]

Hi All,

Firstly, thanks for the vote of confidence Nick! Lets see if my attempt is really good enough!

So firstly Sarah sat up until 12 midnight hoping Miss Nika would post the task. She actually fell asleep in the chair waiting! Ahh bless her, she doesn't get out much! (Maybe it was the 5 glasses of wine and champagne she had had at the bar earlier?)

We had some of Sarah's friends visiting this afternoon for lunch then they were off clubbing tonight, and her first task at lunchtime was to take a shower with the window open so i was on view to them as they had lunch below. My heart thumping like crazy as i took the shower especially as i could see one of them looking up through the steam. Sarah later said when they realised i was on view they went red and were slightly embarrassed for a second, but kept re-looking! One of the women even told Sarah it was nice to see she was being looked after in all the right ways! (Felt good about that one!!!)

Later she then told me to go upstairs, put on some porn, lay on the bed naked and start masturbating slowly. Wow i got off lightly i thought! The second part was tough, i was not allowed to cum, just edge until she came up and allowed me! So there i was edging away quietly for the 11th time when i heard footsteps.

Little did i know sarah was giving the 2 other women a tour of the house and showing them into the bedroom to see me laying on the bed going for it! Both put their hands over their mouths and started laughing. I tried to cover up with my hands but Sarah was having none of it! She said to them, you see guys are all the same! As i grabbed my jeans and tried to cover up she then told me i was not getting away with it that easily. She moved my hands to reveal a limp version of what had just seen. Pathetic she said. The women continued to try and look away but kept looking back. She then told me that if she was good enough (in her best acting voice) she wanted to watch me continue and everyone was gona watch me just to see what a tosser i really was!

So i stood in front of all 3 and played, she told me to go faster, come on faster she said. She also said i had to catch it in my hand. So after a few minutes i came into my hand. Comments included, gross, jesus! She then dished the final humiliation and told me to eat it! So i did. They all then left giggling. One of her friends muttered she wished she had a camera as she left.

I came down to find them all just about to leave to go shopping at around 4pm and the comments were, nice show tosser as they left with Sarah.

Hope this is worthy and enough as im sure there will be more extreme guys out there!
P.S - Sarah sends you a big snog for this one she says!

[redfred]

Miss Nika,

When I first saw tonight's "date Night" and read your "catch" I was unsure if I would do it. After all, I was sure I did not have much of a chance to win And if on the off chance I did win it would be because I did it in "the most degrading, debasing, amusing, humiliating fashion possible" So in short, I was not too keen on Humiliating my self and still not winning next weeks cum
But then I realized if I did not try, then I would not cum this week or next ... and since I did not cum last week then ... it would be a total of 4 weeks in between the last time I did and my next chance on date night
SO I figured I would give it a try ... at least I would get to cum. But what would I do???

I when to work today wondering what I would do... I did not have a clue for most of the day... then i realized that if it was to be "amusing" too you.. then I would have to treat it much like I was preforming for you.... IN other words I would do it as if it were "what would Miss NIka want me to do date night" And since I do not know you that well, then I would just have to guess what you would want. I hope I do not offend and that you do find it entertaining

SO when I first got off work, I treated it just like I had a date that night and ran home , shower, and put on a nice outfit. dress jeans, shirt, tie, jacket ... the I realized I would have to get a "date" .. my best guess to what you would find amusing was some sort of cheap humiliating facsimile of a "datte" IE a cheap sex toy, the closest town that would have anything like that was a hour plus drive... so I got in the car and went.

As I drove, I could see how 'odd' this trip would sound if anyone i knew found out ... and it was some what humiliating but I figured what the hell.. it could turn into fun.

I stopped at the first adult shop I could find, I did not know what to get but I was going to look for something cheap and get out quick. As I walked in I saw a guy behind the counter and a couple of other patrons looking at DVD ect... I looked around till I found the "toy" area,,, there was just me in that area But it felt like everyone was looking over my shoulder as I looked at the toys... I was going the get the cheapest "gag gift" thing I saw but when I saw the cheap stuff ect ... I just could not do it. I started to look some more to see it I could find something not so embarrassing but it looked hopeless... I started to leave when I saw something on the way out.. when I saw it I could only think of how it would make you smile.. if not laugh out loud ... in big letters it said 'STAMINA TRAINING UNIT" Fleashlight I had heard of fleshlight but had never seen one person, But then some little voice told me to buy it quick and get out of there... and that same voice told me you would like it Ma'am(I hope that voice is correct) SO I grabbed the box and when to the counter... as I saw the price on the tag I almost took it back but then I heard a female voice said "may I help you"
I looked up to see there was also a lady (25-30) working behind the counter too..I felt the blood rush to my face as I put the box the counter...I tried not to look her in the eye as I reached for my wallet... but then she ask "what type of lube do you want?" I did not know what to say ... I just look up and ... tried unsuccessfully to say ... something??? .. anything ?? but could not ... she must have recognized my deer in the headlights look and explained that with the purchase of a fleshlight you got 50% off a lubes.. I quickly picked "astroglide" and she said "good chose" (did she just smile or was that a smirk?).. I payed, grabbed the bag .. and almost tripped as I made my way out the door. BTW Miss... if you do not know what it is (I did not) just google Stamina Training Unit Fleshlight... online tells more then I ever could >blush<
I jumped in the car and start to head home, but as I passed a nice hotel, something told me that Miss Nika would prefer I take my "date" to a nice hotel instead of home. I checked in and jumped on the elevator. At my floor a nice looking couple about my age got off and when to their room. it was right beside mine.(no biggie)
I got in the room and start to rip the bag open but then thought Miss Nika would prefer I take it slow... so I order a small bottle of wine and turned on a nice movie.Soon the room service had the wine there and I drank a small glass Once again, I figured Miss Nika would like it if I took it slow with my "date" and I was some what subservient acting. so I took a shower (second for the day) and returned in the buff for my "date"
I settled down on the bed to open the bag and open up my "date" ... as I open it and started to read the literature that came with it I became flush with embarrassment .. I could only wonder what the lady at the story thought... I looked at it and wonder how and if I could go thought with this ... as I sat there wondering .. blushing ect ..Then I heard a familiar sound. It seems the couple next door were enjoying themselves... alot. well I am sure she was enjoying her self and I am also sure his name was '"David".. that seemed to be the jest of their conversation .. "oh david .. oh david .. yes david .. oooh yesss david ect...
So there I was reading how to .. my date... as David was ... his date ..humiliation factor pegs the scale
after some time ( and OHHH DAVIDDDDD.... DAVIDDDD) things next door quieted down.. and I reassessed my position and decided try to go thought with it
I warmed the fleshlight up per instructions as I lubed up (note to self by more astroglide) and when back to the bed to try it out ... I also guess Miss Nika would prefer (since it was date nigh) that I not use my fleshlight as just a jerk off tool but to be more inventive with it ... more "date" like ...so I put it between the mattress and box springs and got on my knees and started to slowly .. enter WOW... that real is warm.. almost... life like .. ah that feels good ... it could never replace a real Lady .. but it is much closer them I figured.. ah yes .. dis is nice ... nice slow strokes ... I can easily build up to a nice feeeeeeling point... ahh and them slow down to a comfy pace .. ah yes ... wooo what was that ... little short strokes with just the head going in ...out .. in out ... feels more real then I care to admit... ahh yes...
IN Short, I had a nice long building up ... holding ... slowing down ... buildingup again ect... time ending with with a nice hard .. fast ... oh yes oh yes ...oh yesssssss that feels goood

Fast forward to when my eyes returned to my head ....as I came out of my post cum high ... I hear next door ... OH yess .David... yes yes yes yessssss again ...

That is when my embarrassment set in again ... I packed up .. check out and headed home.. when I got home I notice I forgot to take the fleshlight box and astroglide.. must have left it in the room >blush<

Once again Miss Nika.. that was one heck of date night .. Thank You ma'am

RedFred...

[sillynick]

Ahhh man. How am i going to beat those two stories to win? Well i will tell you all about it..after i have come back from my cycle to work and back.

[Foxhawke]

Wow, this is a really fun idea Nika. :) Unfortunately I'm not eligible to join for several more days and even if I were I have too much stuff going on to find the time to do a proper entry. I do have a few nice ideas though that I think might have a fighting chance, but I'll keep them to myself (or PM to you Nika, if you'd want to) so I could possibly use them in a future version of this competition. :)

[sillynick]

Evening Miss Nika. Evening everyone else. Have W/we all had a good weekend? i am absolutely knackered after my 16 mile cycle up hill and down dale. Would have been easier without the f@~!"?g head winds. Still, it all helps me to lose weight.

Actually that gives me an idea. Hmmmm........



Sorry! Back to the matter (ahem) in hand. So to speak. As it were.

There i was yesterday, going about my lawful occasions when i happened across Miss Nika's date night. And wow! What a date night. So how did it go i hear Y/you all cry. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllll it was wonderful, thank you all for asking. i got to cum and everything.

Bye then.



What? You want to hear all the details?

Oh, ok then. Seeing that Miss Nika decided that we had to be inventive about how we went about making our mess i decided to think about it whilst sorting out my mountain bike. And here is what i came up with and what i did.

Firstly i spruced myself up with a haircut in town at the hairdressers i normally frequent. Whilst chatting away with the lovely young Polish lady who was cutting my hair i decided to have a sneaky stroke. Ok, when I say chatting i was flirting with her but, unfortunately, she is married so no luck there. i did not get to the edge, or even close, but i was left with a semi hard Percy. For those who don't know Percy is the pet name for my old chap. Anyhoo, upon leaving the aforementioned hair establishment i proceeded in a south westerly direction along the high street to a hostlery called The Prince Albert. It is truly called that, i promise you. Oh, and while doing so i was stroking Percy. i requested a cold frosty pint of liquid gargle juice and sat down to view the football results. About halfway down the pint nature tapped me on the shoulder and whispered in my ear that i needed to check the ship for leaks.

So there i am pointing Percy at the porcelain when i decided to see if i could bang one out before anyone else came into the toilets. The answer is that i couldn't. So I hurriedly zipped up, finished my pint and wandered home. Quick dash through the shower and then out to the cinema. Picked some random film, called monsters in the attic – not bad, and proceeded to edge my way through the film. Fairly easy to do as the cinema only had about 14 of us in there. At one point I almost lost it and came but managed to hold off. Then hit a pub for a beer or four and tried chatting up a couple of ladies. Strange how when I am all on the edge I think that I am better at chatting the ladies up. Probably not true though. So sad, lonely, single old me went home to finish off the evening in style.

Got home and poured myself a drink. Rum and coke. Well it had mostly rum in it. Ok, ok, it was a large amount of rum with a dribble of coke in it. Happy now. Oh, and it also had three cubes of ice in it. After drinking some of my rum I decided that I was going to use one of the ice cubes as an aid to masturbation. All I can say in my defence, ladies and gentlemen is that I was drunk and stupid and oh my God was it cold. Shitty death I thought I was going to shoot milky ice drops. But on the plus side I gave it both bollocks.

And there you have it. My date night courtesy of Miss Nika.

[redfred]

The waiting for the winner to be announced is a tease within itself

RedFred

[sillynick]

The waiting is quite tense. Not as bad as 4 weeks without cumming though. Let me tell you that missing/not doing Miss Nika's date nights can lead to lack of sleep, increased levels of arousal and generally wanting to hump an oak tree in a vain attempt to cum. Would still like to win though.

[Foxhawke]

I wonder who won.

Or maybe only the winner got the update in private.

[slave alexander]

I was wondering that too Foxhawke! Maybe nobody won ! I do like these threads Nika does tho ;very entertaining if i may say, good job

id really like a girlfriend like Sarah did i say that out loud

[Foxhawke]

id really like a girlfriend like Sarah did i say that out loud

You and me both. It would have been the first thing on my "if I won the lottery"-list, if I thought it could actually be aquired by money. (in a way I guess it could, but I doubt it'd be anywhere as good as when it's not simply due to money)

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

I s'pose I owe you tossers an update. Reddie won, but I've decided, for personal reasons, to suspend 'Date Nights' for awhile.

Nika

[Foxhawke]

I s'pose I owe you tossers an update. Reddie won, but I've decided, for personal reasons, to suspend 'Date Nights' for awhile.

Nika

Too bad, they've always been entertaining to follow, even if I didn't participate. Here's to hoping for a triumphant return sometime in the future!