[RELEASE!] Cock Hero: Akimbo!

[SilverSlut]

Well, I finally did the thing I have been thinking about for, I dunno... 3 years? I've gone and made a cock hero!

Me talking about inspiration, preferences, and assumptions:

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I made this one according to my tastes. What are my tastes? I like simple videos without many screen effects. I prefer brighter lighting to dark, electronic music to acoustic, and more hardcore to softcore. On that last, I say "more" hardcore, because I also prefer at least the appearance of the women enjoying themselves.

I also like anal. Correction, I love anal. I love experiencing it, I love watching others experience it, and I especially love combining those two things.

So what have we got here?

I consider Cock Hero: Akimbo to be the spiritual successor to Cock Hero: Prober (it's excellent if you can find it anywhere), but done in the style of Cock Hero: Dual Wield. You've got two beatmeters, one for you cock and one for your ass. Stroke to the one and dildo-fuck to the other. This is probably a good place make this statement: if you're not into anal--that is, things going into your anus--you definitely won't get the full experience here. It just isn't for you.

Another important statement: the video assumes you are at least somewhat familiar with your own limits with regards to dildo play. It assumes you know how to clean yourself and how much lube you need/prefer. If you're just beginning to experiment with dildo play, congrats! It's a very fun and pleasurable journey! But come to this video once you're pretty comfortable with the basics.

Assuming neither of those statements drives you away, then I think you're in for a treat! 1 hour and 54 minutes of stroking and fucking to some of the best porn I could find. The video is split into 3 parts and 12 rounds (4 rounds per part). The first part is solo girls, the second is lesbian action, and the third finally sees those dildos replaced with men! Very short breaks between rounds, a longer break between parts.

I've uploaded the video to Mega (link below). I don't personally like seeding, so I haven't made a torrent, and I tried twice to upload to a streaming site only to encounter errors after 54 minutes of waiting, so I haven't done that either. Anyone who wants should feel entirely free to upload this anywhere or create whatever torrent they wish. If you DM me links to that stuff, I'll update this post with those links.

Without further ado, I present to you.............


Updated link with smaller file size!
Link: https://mega.nz/file/SXwgDKAT#hEbwWKc9q ... zpXpsPO2r8

LondonGent made some stuff!

I've put together a dual channel estim for this. Right channel for the strokes, left channel for the dildo.

CH Akimbo Estim (Dual Channel).mp3

Did you make funscripts for this? If so is there any chance you can share them?

Here you go:

CH Akimbo blue dn_fast.funscript
CH Akimbo purple up_fast.funscript

Known issues, so you don't have to tell me about them :)

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• Sometimes (mostly in the first 4 rounds) the stroke/dildo sounds will combine into a sharp spike of ouch. I don't know how to fix that, but it went away in the later rounds.
• On the longer rounds, the beatmeter will sometimes get to be, like, 2 or 3 frames delayed. It's barely noticeable, but it's there. I know the cause of this and it won't appear in any future videos I make, should I make them.

Acknowledgements:

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A MASSIVE thank-you goes to kerkersklave for making Beatmeter Generator. I literally would never have actually considered making one of these videos without this fantastic little bit of software. Thanks, kerkersklave!!

Another thank-you goes to those of you who chimed in the announcement thread. It gave me the little push I needed around the 5th round to keep going and finish it out. Thanks!!

A final note:

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For those concerned, the videos in this compilation were all sourced responsibly (I paid for them).

[Cyb3rSlut]

This is such a fun idea! I will give it a shot when I have had a little more anal practice. Very much looking forward to it :)

[faboosh]

Big file!

[gridvid7]

Big file!

any1 know of a way to compress under 5GB to be able to download from mega?

[SnooBananas2552]

Big file!

any1 know of a way to compress under 5GB to be able to download from mega?

It could be placed into zip archive and split by winzip or video could be split into multiple parts. Could someone split it or upload to torrent, please?

[hawekeye1234]

12 GB damm is this a four hours long video or 4K?

This sounds like a too big file for what it is.

Doremi
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The generated output of your video editor may be bloated, too big for not any significant benefit. One thing you can do is use HANDBRAKE with the H.264 (x264), RF18 Constant Quality and Web Optimized / Fast Start options, all other options by default. You'd be surprised how smaller the video becomes, without any impact to the quality.


LINKS:

HandBrake, The open source video transcoder
https://handbrake.fr/

For future reference, here's the original Hanbrake post by Eriol:
viewtopic.php?f=25&t=12815&hilit=Handbrake#p164242
Interesting for further details about the process.

[TentacleWarlock]

Ya the file is way to big for what it should be, I've used handbrake and it works wonderfully. I would highly recommend using it so more people can experience your work.

[doremi]

Doremi
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[LondonGent]

When I've (finally) managed to download it, I will make a h265 conversion and upload it as a torrent. Should be possible to drop the file size quite significantly.

[SilverSlut]

I knew I was making some rookie mistake somewhere in here. Thank you so much for the handbrake tip!

Here is the link to the much-more-managably-sized 3.4gb file. I've also updated the link in the original post.

https://mega.nz/file/SXwgDKAT#hEbwWKc9q ... zpXpsPO2r8

[zebbg69]

... I love anal. I love experiencing it, I love watching others experience it, and I especially love combining those two things.

... You've got two beatmeters, one for you cock and one for your ass. Stroke to the one and dildo-fuck to the other... 1 hour and 54 minutes of stroking and fucking to some of the best porn I could find.

What a GREAT candidate for e-stim!

Huge gratitude to any of our beloved e-stim creators who take this one up.

[SnooBananas2552]

I haven't play it yet but I really want. I've watched small segments. It looks like beat saber but instead of sabers you use cock and dildo

[SilverSlut]

Tried this one yesterday. My impressions:

Good points
-Girls selection
-Music selection
-Scenes selected

Feedbacks
-Well, dildo, anal is a huge turn off for me, so i tried this one only stroking my cock.
-I think 12 gb is a too big file
-I love long cock heros but i think the video is just too long

I'm glad you liked the girls and media selection!

As for the second feedback point, I'm happy to say that I've learned my lesson about file sizes and DVR export inefficiency haha. I've trimmed that file size down to 3.4gb and won't be getting bamboozled in the future.

I was honestly shocked when I stuck all the rounds together how long it became. Looking back it should have been obvious that 12 rounds with a goal of 8-9 minutes per round would balloon a bit, but I didn't do the math during the planning phase and now here we are.

[pl3b]

Looking promising, will check it out when I have some time

Could you please release the audio beat files, one for each beatmeter?
I wanted to convert those into funscripts.

[SilverSlut]

Looking promising, will check it out when I have some time

Could you please release the audio beat files, one for each beatmeter?
I wanted to convert those into funscripts.

Sure! Because of the way I made some of the rounds with multiple songs, a couple beatmeters actually have two beat audio files. That might make the funscript a little harder to assemble, so I'm sorry for that.

https://mega.nz/file/fa4R0A7R#iiIKTrNz5 ... wJotX2Ywkc

Let me know if that link doesn't work or something. When you've made your funscripts, I'm happy to put the link in the OP.