Slowwwwww Handjob Game for Gooners! Can you cum?

[WolfpupNX]

Hey all,

So I thought I'd share a little masturbation game I came up with that has given me some of the most intense orgasms of my life. It's meant to be a little difficult and frustrating, but if you earn an orgasm, it'll be well worth it!

You will need:
- a random number generator (Siri, Alexa, or other voice assistant recommended for handsfree options)
- a timer or clock
- access to YouTube so you can hear a virtual metronome
- OPTIONALLY, a coin flipper (^ again, voice assistants recommended)
- OPTIONALLY, a 6-sided die to roll (^ again, voice assistants recommended)

A.) Use a random number generator between 6-36 to get your BPM. (If you're using a voice assistant, say "Pick a number between 6 and 36.")

B.) Search YouTube for a metronome at the beat you get (ie "25 bpm" will give you some good options; just make sure it's at least 10 minutes).

C.) Each beat is a single stroke up, then the next is a stroke down. Yes, THAT slow. Copious lube is recommended! You can go as fast or slow with the stroke itself as you want, but you can't go faster than the beat. You can also use whatever grip works best for you, but you can't change grip once you start. I happen to like a reverse grip with my dominant hand. I recommend going from balls/base to completely over the tip and make each stroke nice and slow to get the most sensation possible.

D.) If you accidentally stroke extra (even a little) at any point, hands off for 3 full beats.

E.) Browse porn, read erotic stories/doujins, whatever to turn yourself on while you stroke/goon. Try your best to cum! If you do cum, you must keep stroking at this same pace through your orgasm; NO FASTER! (OPTIONAL: If you're into post-orgasm torture, after your orgasm and once you become super sensitive, keep going for the same number of strokes as the BPM you got to milk out every drop).

F.) If you don't cum, no changing things up for 10 minutes. At the end of the 10 minutes, randomize another number between 6 and 36 for your new stroke speed. Repeat every 10 minutes until you cum!

[Everything beyond here is OPTIONAL for added fun, but requires some other types of play/toys. It might also help you cum faster.]
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G.) After the first 10 minutes, and every 10 minute mark thereafter, flip a coin (you can tell most voice assistants to "flip a coin"). If it's heads, you may add a modifier/another form of stimulation. If it's tails, you may NOT and must continue as is. These are cumulative and add up over time (if you're lucky enough to get heads and a different one each time). If not using toys and you get multiple over time, you might have to choose which you want to do since you only have one free hand.

H.) If heads, roll a 6-sided die:
1.) Use the opposite hand from the one you've been using to stroke.
2.) Reverse the grip of your currently stroking hand. (If already reversed, use normal strokes.)
3.) Play with your nipples with one hand OR use some form of nipple stimulation or clamps.
4.) Tickle your balls with your free hand at the same stroke speed OR use a small vibrator (ie. egg) against them.
5.) Insert a finger OR anal toy (plug, prostate toy, vibrator) as you stroke.
6.) Each beat is now BOTH an upstroke and downstroke, essentially doubling your stroke speed for the rest of the session.

If you try this, please post and let me know how it goes! The buildup to cumming is slow and torturous, but orgasms are explosive (at least for me) after all the teasing, and cumming to such slow strokes makes me shoot farther than usual too!

[Drool]

This sounds great!
But I guess someone has to tie me down and help me with this, otherwise I'm too impatient / undisciplined.

[WolfpupNX]

This sounds great!
But I guess someone has to tie me down and help me with this, otherwise I'm too impatient / undisciplined.

Practice! The nice thing about this game is you most likely WILL cum, but it just might take a bit of frustration to get there. Because it's not long-term chastity or anything, it's a great way to exercise self-control. Even if you fail initially, the more you do it, the better you'll get. I'm *terrible* at self-control and one of the reasons I came up with this was to work on that.

But yes, if someone can tie you down and do it to you, even better. haha. Glad you liked it!

P.S. I happen to love the doujin/artist your profile pic came from. ^.^;

[WolfpupNX]

Just gave this a try...

First 10 minutes was randomly chosen as just 12bpm. After that it was tails on the coin flip so no modifiers, which was fine. But what bad luck that the randomizer chose 12bpm again! Argh! I like slow stroking, but not this slow.

The session was so frustrating. I put on PMVs to stroke to, everyone pounding each other fast while I'm at 12bpm. My patience was rewarded with a buttplug modifier and a much faster speed of 32bpm. I came after 27 minutes.

Great game WolfpupNX.

So glad you enjoyed this!! It is meant to have the potential to be incredibly frustrating. ;) But I bet the orgasm was worth it!

[Drool]

I happen to love the doujin/artist your profile pic came from. ^.^;

It's a work of the great Divi (sometimes also spelled Dibi or Dhibi). I admire his unique expressive style.