Face Mask Fantasies

[book_guy]

Just going about my usual Covid-19 socially distanced routine, but everywhere I look pops me a boner. Porn stars everywhere!

For example, yesterday, it really looked to me like the girl working the farmer's market strawberry booth was actually Janice Griffiths. She was young, brunette, skinny enough, and her jeans and sweater were baggy enough that the hot bod and the few tattoos could easily have been concealed under there. Later, my parking space at the US Post Office turned out to be right next to a car driven by Lexi Belle, although I was disappointed to learn, when she got out of her car, that she was the newer, larger, less appealing Lexi Belle rather than the younger, smaller, hotter Lexi Belle from earlier in her career. (But silly me! Of course it would have to be the current version of Lexi Belle, not a previous version, since I was seeing her in current time! Funny how the videos mess with your mind like that.) And then at my local park, where people can still walk their dogs and go jogging as long as they stay an adequate distance apart, a few of the best porn MILFs showed up including, I swear, Angela White, who has two pissant Chihuahuas, and Rachel Starr with a decently trained, intelligent, overly friendly Boxer mix. It sniffed my crotch.

Well, why not? I couldn't prove that the people whom I saw in real life were NOT the porn stars I fantasize about, because they were wearing Covid-19-type face masks. Why wouldn't Janice Griffiths be working the strawberry booth? She's still gotta eat too, no?

Man it gets me hot. I can't even go out of the house without looking at porn stars all day.

[doremi]

Unless your strawberry booth is in Nevada, no chance it was Janice Griffith. Funny thing about her is that she thinks about moving back to LA because of the mask being made mandatory. People from California are thinking of moving to Nevada because of this and Janice feels Vegas is being overcrowded.


About Lexi Belle, check her Twitter account. She's fit and it shows!