Fetishes & Fantasies - The Female Body (4)

[slavechylde]

Thank you to everyone who has participated in the first three polls.

Here is the link to the THIRD POLL.
Here is the link to the SECOND POLL.

And, for those who may not understand what is going on, here's a link to the FIRST POLL, where the entire premise is explained.

If I didn't cover your favorite option, yet, and I don't get to it today, please be patient; I almost certainly will get to it.

Better yet, send me a PM with the subject of FETISH POLLS, and tell me what you would like me to include in the future polls.

I hope the Ladies are voting, too. You are an important part of the site, and Women seem much more able to acknowledge what is sexy about other Women than guys are able to do for other guys.

You may change your votes in all polls until the poll closes. All polls run for 7 days.

Thank you all, again, for participating.

[Miss Tira]

Al these polls are worrying me, slavechylde.
You're not building a robot are you?

[The Edge 2.0]

Al these polls are worrying me, slavechylde.
You're not building a robot are you?

She's on to you, dude! Torch the lab, I'll get the jet ready!

[slavechylde]

Al these polls are worrying me, slavechylde.
You're not building a robot are you?

[slavechylde]

Al these polls are worrying me, slavechylde.
You're not building a robot are you?

She's on to you, dude! Torch the lab, I'll get the jet ready!

Does Glasgow have an airport?

[The Edge 2.0]

Does Glasgow have an airport?

If it doesn't, it's about to have an impromptu runway (read: highway) at any rate.

[slavechylde]

Does Glasgow have an airport?

If it doesn't, it's about to have an impromptu runway (read: highway) at any rate.

I was wondering: Do we have to say, "Yes, Miss Tira," and "No, Miss Tira" during this covert operation?




I wouldn't want to be disrespectful or anything.

[The Edge 2.0]

I was wondering: Do we have to say, "Yes, Miss Tira," and "No, Miss Tira" during this covert operation?

Yeah, while you've been wondering about respect and all, I jumped out of the plane with a parachute a long time ago. I didn't know what to do about all the shrilly sirens and flashing yellow lights. I would have gone to red alert, but it would have meant changing the bulb.

So yeah, I've already basically disrespected myself into the middle of a hayfield.

[slavechylde]

Yeah, while you've been wondering about respect and all, I jumped out of the plane with a parachute a long time ago. I didn't know what to do about all the shrilly sirens and flashing yellow lights. I would have gone to red alert, but it would have meant changing the bulb.

So yeah, I've already basically disrespected myself into the middle of a hayfield.

Um...shit...I can't fly a plane.

[Miss Tira]

There are so many things to be said here... do I return the Red Dwarf reference, give a tour of Glasgow or answer the question of terms of address....? In the end I decided to settle on this-


You guys are idiots.

[slavechylde]

There are so many things to be said here... do I return the Red Dwarf reference, give a tour of Glasgow or answer the question of terms of address....? In the end I decided to settle on this-


You guys are idiots.

Thank you, Miss Tira.

[Miss Tira]

I voted small of the back, you idiot.

[The Edge 2.0]

*walks up to Tira and slavechylde 4 hours later chewing on a long blade of glass*

Stupid wind. Hey guys, what did I miss? Anything?

[Miss Tira]

You missed me having lunch, then returning to find an entire page of incomprehensible gibberish, and calling you both names.

[slavechylde]

You missed me having lunch, then returning to find an entire page of incomprehensible gibberish, and calling you both names.

I do believe we have completed our mission here, Edge.