Queens - Card Game

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To play this game you will need a deck of cards, an open table top, and somewhere between a few hours and upwards of a month to complete. I've never actually played it, I just thought it up and decided to share it. Fair warning, the are some combinations in this game that could be considered cruel lol, Take a look at a Ace of Diamonds and the King of Spades if the are drawn together, 10 days of utter denial, no coming, no stroking, no touching, also The Ace of Diamonds on the King of Clubs could potentially be a CBT nightmare. So... though the game is designed to be fun and challenging, it could potentially become more a challenge than one bargained for, or even cares to complete. There is a fail safe for that being built into Swiss. But, at the moment, the fail safe is public, or complete for that matter. So for all the die-hards, you've been warned.

Queens...

Each suit of cards has a specific orientation
Spades - Denial
Clubs - CBT
Diamonds - Stroking, edging, and ruined orgasms
Hearts - Stroking, Edging, and one two chances for full orgasms

Numbered cards are used in different ways depending on their suit.
Spades - denial, in hours unless otherwise noted
Clubs - number of slaps as noted
Diamonds - stroking, edges, holding edges, orgasms, as noted
Hearts - stroking, edges, holding edges, orgasms, as noted

Each Face card has a specific functions and notes that are detailed below.

How to play
You may only have one Numbered Card from each suit in your hand.
If you draw a second Numbered Card, you must discard any old Numbered Cards from the same suit.
When you draw a Face Card, you may not draw another card until the Face Card is discarded.

To begin, shuffle your deck.. Then draw one card at a time until you draw your first Face card
Make sure to discard old Numbered Cards of like suits as you go.

Once you have drawn your first Face card you must immediately play it and you like suited Numbered card
Lay them both Face up on the table

Then lay your hand down until you have completed the task.
Once the task is complete, discard your used cards, and draw until you have a full deck, and a new Face card. If multiple Face cards are drawn, you must use the first one you drew, unused cards are shuffled back into the deck after a play is possible. Repeat until you either have permission to come, you run out of cards. win, or loss; as dictated by the Face cards.

Face Card Functions

Aces

Ace of Spades
When this card is drawn, lay it Face up on the table until you draw either the Ace or the Queen of Hearts
When you draw one of those two cards, you must immediately discard it and the Ace of Spades, they are now useless.

Ace of Clubs
When this card is drawn lay it Face up on the table until you draw your next Face card, then lay the Face card on top of this card. The Face card will be treated as a Jack of Spades, if your Face card is the Jack of Spades, treat is as the Queen of Spades instead. Discard both cards when finished.

Ace of Diamonds
When this card is drawn lay it Face up on the table until you draw your next Face card, then lay the Face card on top of this card. The Face card will be treated as if it were a Numbered card. Jacks as 15, Queens as 20, Kings as 25.
You must edge that many times before you may draw another card, you may ruin as many orgasms as you wish.

Ace of Hearts
When this card is drawn lay it Face up on the table, and then lay your current deck on top of it. Now draw from the deck until you draw your next Face card, then lay the Face card on top of this card. If you draw an Ace of any suit, then Ace of Hearts becomes the new Ace. If you draw a Face card, treat it as if it were a Numbered card. Jacks as 12, Queens as 18, and Kings as 24. Add all the cards on top of the Ace of Hearts together. You may have a full orgasm in that many hours. You may stroke as much as you like until you edge, but after you edge, you may not touch yourself again until the time is up. Then you may come.

JACKS

Jack of Spades
When this card is drawn, play it with your Numbered Spade. You are then not allowed to touch yourself for the Numbered amount of hours.

Jack of Clubs
When this card is drawn, play it with your Numbered Club. Slap your balls to the Numbered amount

Jack of Diamonds - The Laughing Boy
When this card is drawn, lay it Face up on the table and then continue to play until a Faced Spade is drawn. This card cancels it, this includes the Ace of Spades. The Laughing Boy can not be saved, it must be used as soon as a Faced Spade is drawn. Discard as soon as used.

Jack of Hearts
When this card is drawn, lay it Face up on the table with your Numbered Hearts. You may stroke yourself for 10 minutes multiplied by the Numbered amount. If you edge, then discard both cards when finished. If you do not edge you may leave the Jack of Hearts on the table until a Jack of any other suit is drawn. You may treat the Jack of the other suit as the Jack of Hearts and must play a Numbered card in the suit of Hearts's on the new Jack. Discard all three cards when finished.

QUEENS

Queen of Spades - The Bedpost Queen
When this card is drawn, if there are any Face up cards on the table, discard them. The Bedpost Queen "scares off any other cards on the table". Then play your Numbered Spade on top of the Queen as normal. You are not allowed to stroke yourself for 2 hours multiplied by the Numbered amount.
When finished, first discard the Numbered card on top of the Lady, then leave The Bedpost Queen Face up on the table and draw your next round. If the next Faced card is a Spade, play it with your next Numbered Spade. Then play your highest Numbered card on top of the Lady, as if it were a Numbered Spade. Add the effects of the two cards together
When finished, discard all cards in the suit of Spades, but the borrowed Numbered card back in your hand

If an Ace is drawn on the The Bedpost Queen
The Ace of Spades -- play your new Numbered Spade with the Bedpost Queen, Then lay the Ace beside the Queen, the Ace adds an additional 24 hours to the denial time. Discard all 3 cards when finished
The Ace of Clubs -- play your new Numbered Spade with the Bedpost Queen, then play the Ace as if it were the Jack of Clubs, pair the Ace with your Club Numbered card. The Bedpost Queen acts normally, and you add the CBT effect. Discard all 4 cards when finished
The Ace of Diamonds -- play your new Numbered Spade with the Bedpost Queen, then play the Ace and your Numbered Diamond, The Bedpost Queen acts normally, except she will edge you at the end of her additional round. Then she will go again, denying you for every hour on the Numbered Diamond card, at the end of her additional second round, she will ruin an orgasm. Discard all 4 cards when finished
The Ace of Hearts -- play your new Numbered Spade with the Bedpost Queen, the play the Ace of Hearts with your Numbered Hearts card. The Bedpost Queen acts normally,

Queen of Clubs - The Flower Lady
When this card is drawn lay it Face up on the table, for every round the flower lady is on the table you must slap your balls in increasing increments of five (first round - 5 slaps, second round - 10 slaps, third round - 15 slap et cetera) The Flower Lady waits for either the King of Clubs, or the King of Hearts, whichever is drawn first.

If paired with the King of Clubs, play the king normally, then the Queen increases his effect by 1.5x
If paired with the King of Hearts, the Bedpost Lady has an affair with him, and continues torturing you instead of letting the King grant you permission to go back to Swiss. First, play your Numbered Club on the Queen, you must wait the Numbered amount of hours, slapping your balls the Numbered amount of times for each hour.
Starting on the second hour, you may draw one card an hour to Stop the Queen and save the King. If the drawn card is not one of those listed below, immediately shuffle it back into your deck.

Cards that can stop the Queen of Clubs are the Jack and Queen of Hearts, or the Jack, Queen, or King of Diamonds.
If Diamonds are played on the King of Hearts, Discard the Queen of Clubs, then leave the Faced Diamond card Face up on the table beside the King of Hearts
Then, if the Jack of Diamonds is played, play it as normal and continue the game
If the Queen of Diamonds is played, and the King of Diamonds has not been discarded, remove it from your deck, then play the King of Diamonds beside the Queen. Play your first Numbered Diamond card of the Queen, then discard your hand. Now draw for a second Numbered Diamonds card, discard everything else, Play your second Numbered Diamond on the King. Complete the effects from both cards, then the game is over. --If the required King card has already been discarded, play the Queen of Diamonds as normal, shuffle the King of Hearts back into your deck, and continue the game.
If the King of Diamonds is played, play it exactly like Queen
If Hearts are played on the King of Hearts, Discard the Queen of Clubs, then
If the Jack of Hearts is played, the King allows you to come, and the game is over
If the Queen of Hearts is played, the Heart broken queen leaves the king, the Heartsbroken king leaves his kingdom
All cards are discarded, the game is continues until the entire deck has been discarded.

Queen of Diamonds
When the Queen of Diamonds is played, play your Numbered Diamonds with it, you must edge once, every hour, for the Numbered amount on the card. Discard both cards when finished

Queen of Hearts
When the Queen of Hearts is played, play your Numbered Hearts with it, you must edge once, every hour, and hold it it(in seconds), for the Numbered amount on the card. You may not come.
Alternatively, you may edge once, every hour, and hold it (in minutes) for the Numbered amount on the card. You may come when finished. Discard both cards when finished
If this card is drawn and played as specified here. You have won the game, and do not have to play further.

KINGS

When a King is Drawn, you may choose to end the game after it's effect. This does not apply to the King of Hearts, you may not come and then end the game. You may however, end the game before using the King of Hearts. This means if you get something particularly nasty and don't feel like continuing, you may end the game instead of risking further abuse. It also means if you get the instant orgasm, you may have to torture yourself after having had it.

King of Spades
When the King of Spades is played, play your Numbered Spade with it, you are utterly denied for 10x the Numbered amount in hours. No stroking. period.

King of Clubs
When the King of Clubs is played, play your Numbered Spade with it, then draw for another Numbered Spade. Once you have your second Numbered Spade, shuffle every other card you drew back into your deck.You must slap your balls 10x for the Numbered amount on one card, and you must repeat every hour for the other Numbered amount. You may choose which number you put where. You are not allowed to stroke during this task

King of Diamonds
When the King of Diamonds is played, play your Nubmered Diamond with it. You must edge every hour for the Numbered amount, at the end you must ruin your orgasm

King of Hearts
You may immediately come
As noted above, you may not immediately end the game after using this card.

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[TheMan9]

I think you have put in a lot of effort. I think its brilliant.



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