I will do anything you ask :3

OwnCumGuzzler · Post by **OwnCumGuzzler** » Tue May 27, 2014 9:34 pm

I 'm pretty bored and naughty .. my only limit is public i have no problem with scat pee cum and similars oh and i love anal so i'm just waiting to do any task you make me do :3

sissy susan · Post by **sissy susan** » Tue May 27, 2014 11:01 pm

Clean ny house.

flaccidcok · Post by **flaccidcok** » Tue May 27, 2014 11:22 pm

make my flaccid impotent cock rise .... good luck!!!

Manbat · Post by **Manbat** » Tue May 27, 2014 11:24 pm

Do you take pictures?

Are you a male or female?

No problem with pain?

Anyway, watch how much porn you can for the next 3 days. Stroke and edge how much you want, but don't cum. Use your precum as make-up, splashing in your face. At least 3 and a half hour per day, no less (but more). Don't cum until the third day, when you should cum in some food (a sandwich, for example). Post the picture of your lunch an them eat it.

Good luck.

Qwert · Post by **Qwert** » Wed May 28, 2014 12:26 am

Go to nearest shop buy some cheese and eat it.

dubble · Post by **dubble** » Wed May 28, 2014 1:33 pm

"Anything", huh?

"Only limit" is public? Dumbass.

Okay then, make me the sole heir to your estate after you get a million dollar life insurance policy. Take a tube of superglue & glue your asshole shut. Then take another tube & squeeze it all out into the tip of your cock. Cut your tongue off & mail it to a parent, then drink a jar of extra hot salsa. Pour gas on yourself & light yourself on fire, then pull off all your fingernails. Eat a jar of tacks. Get a gun & blow your brains out.

Maybe then we wouldn't have to see anymore idiotic posts like yours. "No limits" except public, huh? You're my hero.

Post by **SexualChoc** » Wed May 28, 2014 1:37 pm

I was thinking of asking for them to pay my mortgage

but I am with you dubble.. though .. I do not approve of suggesting someone kill themselves.. even as a joke.

DoxysTurtle · Post by **DoxysTurtle** » Wed May 28, 2014 7:52 pm

dubble wrote: ...Okay then, make me the sole heir to your estate after you get a million dollar life insurance policy...

Um ignoring the need to give him your name/ssn/identifying bank account/etc for that... You more importantly forgot to order him to wait the 1-3 year standard suicide no payout clause. Just saying, you don't want to short yourself

Egoist · Post by **Egoist** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 12:08 am

Circumcise yourself, then make parchment from your foreskin. Use said parchment to make a belated-Valentine's Day card for your grandmother.

Fuck yourself with knives.

Jump off the highest structure you can find, see if you can fly. Shit yourself on the way down.

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