Diver1 latest tease

[Diver1]

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Denton you really do have a small penis, your last post is proof of that, small penis and never had a girl - wanker.........

[cumhardy]

i love this forum

[nolongerlurking]

... uh first time poster long time lurker (since early 08). Been meaning to actually make a profile for a while, but this is not the place for such pleasantries, especially considering the fact that this thread was the straw that broke the camels back on me actually making a profile to add something to the forum.

Denton, Ford, both of you seem to have a bit of a vendetta against Diver. To that end I think Diver actually did the interesting thing and put together a webtease of sorts on the subject (which even if you aren't into watersports and male mutilation is infinitely better than a lot of those crappy I wanna mistress wastes of space).

Is Diver a man or woman? Is Diver also arielflyer?
I've got a question actually, does it friggin matter?!?!

If you don't like the teases then don't read them or respond to them. It's as simple as that. No muss, no fuss, no creation of drama which can lead to friction (and no I don't mean the good kind).

Diver could be a transsexual unicorn riding a bicycle for all I know, personally from reading many of Diver's published teases I think Diver is actually a woman, but my opinion isn't worth two cents, as is pretty much everyone's on such a crazy topic. In the end, Diver has written some great webteases, and as such I believe has earned the right to be respected. (Frankly after reading the rules to join, I'm pretty sure everyone is entitled to that)

Peace
~No Longer Lurking

Post Script: being unfamiliar with this particular webforum I am at a loss to know if there is the capability to Lock threads, but at this point I don't really see the thread going anywhere, except down the toilet and de-volving into a flame war, hence it should probably be locked without any delay, it doesn't really serve a purpose.

[denton]

A vendetta? No. I posted my observations in a thread where diver1 claimed to be a 33year old female when 3 years before she claimed to be 22 in her first post. That's where it started. I posted that observation and remembered that one of diver1's teases had to be removed because it contained underaged characters which goes against the rules (and creeped me out a lot).

Then diver1 explained why he/she claimed to be 22 in 2008 (it's up to you if you want to believe that or not) and called me a "weak male parasite".. which i found funny. If i remember correctly, i have not once insulted diver1, yet he/she keeps doing so, even in threads that have nothing to do with him/her (see Jana's lounge).

And i said this before, i have nothing against people using personas on here, heck, i'm participating in Jana's/Decker's series. But I do expect people to be honest about it. Maybe i'm in the minority here. Could be.

Anyways, a simple pm containing "hey denton, i'm using a persona on this website and the people i interact with personally know that, so please don't interfere with that" would have sufficed and i would have deleted my post and not cared about it anymore. diver1, however, chose to continuously insult me which, i have to admit, amuses me a lot.

Now, if diver1 hadn't published that tease, probably noone would have cared about it. My last post on that matter was more than 2 weeks ago and i had quite honestly forgotten about it. But as long as diver1 keeps insulting me, i will keep playing this "game" as i find it to be quite funny (unless a mod or admin asks me to stop, which would be no problem as long as the same goes for diver1).

So, no vendetta, no grudge. But it does make for a few laughs here and there.

[Ford]

Also no "vendetta" here - if anything I should say Diver1 is the one pursuing some kind of silly rivalry here - s/he wrote the tease, remember!

Also, commenter, please remember that this tease features a bit about me being pissed on. I think that's a little more offensive than my handful of sarcastic quips in response?

Look - if you'd like to enjoy the fantasy and pretend this user is a woman and play along with the teases -- I have no problem with that at all. That's just like the large majority of other webteases. It's fun. I do that too - I even have with Diver1's teases.

But when somebody goes around trolling me in a very amateurish, child-like fashion - then by God, I make silly jokes at them. That's what I do.

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And with that, I'm done with this very, very silly affair.

[arielflyer]

Can we at least get one thing straight, I am not Diver1? Remember I started the campaign to get his/her tease removed!!

[les]

Can we at least get one thing straight, I am not Diver1? Remember I started the campaign to get his/her tease removed!!

"Methinks thou dost protest too much."

[femfreak]

Diver1's teases are the best thing on this site, they're the only ones I ever view and in my opinion it would be great if she was around more often.

[AngelAnna837]

This thread is bizzar....