Part 2 response
I tried to write letters on toes in black polish.
Many failures, can not make the thin lines needed to make a B on a small toe nail.
Frankly, think it is impossible, the pictures showed the use of decals; much easier.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoSdgX0fwEo
video has been deleted.
I did the phone calls, many where upset or jsut hung up.
Then I dialed a number, asked to speak to the Lady of the House.
He was semi drunk, laughed, said that was Silvia, put her on the line.
Very nervous I started to blurt out my lines,
"Hello there Miss Silvia, my name is betamale and I just had to tell someone that i'm a pathetic BETA male with an incredibly small pin-dick,"
She cut me off with a giggle. "Repeat that."
As I repeated I could hear that I was on a speaker phone,
some drunken college dorm party."
I had to repeat twice adding how
"I could never give a woman an earth shattering orgasm."
so humiliated