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Post by SexualChoc »

Okay it has to be the best tease I have ever written ! !!! !!!!!
Why did I never think of this before?

Just post an email address and slaves will do anything I ask!
so you WILL vote this the TOTM
and give it what it deserves!

I hope everyone signs the contract, here:
I will do things that will get me arrested and are not sane
just so that I can get the tiniest bit of praise
from a person online becasue I am such a pathetic subby
I deserve no say!

and Sign it:

Reductio ad absurdum
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How do we sign the contract?
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camross wrote:How do we sign the contract?

you sign it

Reductio ad absurdum
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SexualChoc wrote:Okay it has to be the best tease I have ever written ! !!! !!!!!
Why did I never think of this before?

Just post an email address and slaves will do anything I ask!
so you WILL vote this the TOTM
and give it what it deserves!

I hope everyone signs the contract, here:
I will do things that will get me arrested and are not sane
just so that I can get the tiniest bit of praise
from a person online becasue I am such a pathetic subby
I deserve no say!

and Sign it:

Reductio ad absurdum
Sounds like a winning formula. ;-)

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Post by dix »

camross wrote:How do we sign the contract?
Image

:lol:

Dix.
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Post by all2true »

SexualChoc!

You have done it!
This is by far the best tease you have ever written!
I am pleading right now to send all my children and
any children I have in the future to your e-mail address!

Please everyone vote this a five!
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Post by areakith »

Dear SexualChoc

You did not specify a suspicious email address where you’d like us to email compromising low quality web cam photos of ourselves, that you obviously intend to post on a website that will provide you with revenue from people laughing at our stupid antics. Something like Hotmail, Gmail or some other untraceable free email server would suffice. :no:

Also you do not specify what photos your web site audience would pay the most for? :yes:

Please do so as soon as possible else I can only rate this tease a lowly 1 star, even though I’m ordered to give it a high rating. :-P

Thanks for my first chuckle of the day!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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You are truly
"Anthropocentric"

Reductio ad absurdum
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Growing OLD Is Inevitable,
          But Growing UP... Is Optional
                    OR
                              Why do I have to stop being a KID now I can afford it.







                                
                                                                                                                                                   
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Very well done! :clap2:
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ive send a complain about this tease since i feel it its personally made to insult me.
it is very well writte and very mature

Lets see if seraph likes it too
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aviddrummer wrote:Hahaha! If this becomes TOTM I will eat my cum every time I ejaculate for a month!

I already do.
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                                 Be careful what you wish for!

Growing OLD Is Inevitable,
          But Growing UP... Is Optional
                    OR
                              Why do I have to stop being a KID now I can afford it.







                                
                                                                                                                                                   
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:lol:
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Reallt starting to anoy me that people create webteases to search for subs. I thought we had a forum topic for it?
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Post by Snot »

Luigiana wrote:ive send a complain about this tease since i feel it its personally made to insult me.
it is very well writte and very mature

Lets see if seraph likes it too
No one here is trying to personally insult you loser. :p

I think I made a mistake on the voting... I voted it #1 for best tease ever... That's right isnt it?
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Snot wrote:
Luigiana wrote:ive send a complain about this tease since i feel it its personally made to insult me.
it is very well writte and very mature

Lets see if seraph likes it too
No one here is trying to personally insult you loser. :p

I think I made a mistake on the voting... I voted it #1 for best tease ever... That's right isnt it?
so calling me a loser isnt an insult?
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