Becoming naked...a simple sugestion!

[shell]

*takes a moment to read down through all the comments...giggling at some.....and considering bopping one or two people.....but...absolutely loving all the comments for sweet Ned.* *big BIG smile*

Bopping one or two people? Uh oh.

Shell, who ought to be busting their balls?

or .....cracking them! *wicked smile*

[inferiorwhiteboi]

or .....cracking them! *wicked smile*

OUCH


P.S. - A racing stripe? Sounds sporty!

[Snot]

*takes a moment to read down through all the comments...giggling at some.....and considering bopping one or two people.....but...absolutely loving all the comments for sweet Ned.* *big BIG smile*

Bopping one or two people? Uh oh.

Shell, who ought to be busting their balls?

or .....cracking them! *wicked smile*

(( Runs and hides ))

Just kidding I'd really enjoy a ballbusting... At least at first. :)

Ned you are a lucky man to have Shell's attition. I would have tried to weasle into the fun but you were all well into by the time I showed back up on the forums. :(

You can do it buddy just think about the cake at the end.
:p

[les]

N.E.D.
Be sure to be a "Good Boy" *Smiles*
and I will save you some of shells cake she got for me.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR LES......
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU....AND MANY MOREEEEEEE.........

*BIG SMILE*



Love you darlin...have a wonderful day!!!! *smile*[/color]

[N.E.D.]

You know I'm dreading this more and more with every comment, how about some support....guys?..................guys?............................... :(

I'm sorry Ned, I've never been very good at giving support but I'll give it a shot.

*Clears throat*

Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the end of the testing period.

We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you. We are very very happy for your success. We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success. Place the device on the ground, then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides. A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party. Make no further attempt to leave the testing area. Assume the Party Escort Submission Position, or you will miss the party.

See Ned, We will all have a big party when your done, with Cake.


Really though, you can do this. But first I would at least make an attempt to beg and bargen for the use of a shaver to get the hair short enough to shave with a razor without needing to make 100 passes over each little spot. If that fails i don't think she said what type of razor. Use a streight edge like they use in old time Barbour shops that will work fine. Just be careful not to shave off anything down there that's important to you. The ER can only fix so much. :)

Actually, now that you mentioned it, I dont want support lol

[N.E.D.]

This is gonna be something, ok, I must compose myself, I think tomorrow I might be able to before work.....maybe thats not a good idea......ouch.......let me think about times...aw heck, I'll do it tomorrow before work! The tooth paste is gonna burn like hellfire.........I'm already feeling the heat!

[Snot]

Ned you've got me laughing. Yea I guess my attemp at support wasn't very good. :(

I'm also into self torture alittle myself. When I was first getting into ballbusting I worked at a small cell phone shop. Just me and my boss. A hot chick just a little older than myself. We flirted alot and picked on one anothe alot. One day she said something about me needing a kick in the balls so latter I snuck off to the bathroom to give myself some pain.

I got the idea in my head that I would put my balls between the seat and the lid on the toilet and imagine she was sitting on it. The next thing I know I'm trying to catch this heavy ass model of a support beam that I'd knocked off the back of the toilet with my head. You know the type that are out side of banks or old government buildings.

It landed so hard on the toilet lid that my boss heard it out front and came back to the back to see what it was. So now I'm curled up on the floor droolig on myself and trying not to pass out while attempting to convience her through the door that everything was fine. I ended up being saved by a customer conning in. It was short lived though because by the time I got back on my feet and everything back in place we started getting busy.

I had to go out front and help customers while still in agony with my stomach cramped and still trembling. So it was pretty much like the fantasy I was thinking about. Getting kicked in the balls by my boss hard enough to drop me to the floor then beige told to go work. Only that she didn't kick me. But I still got to spend the next half hour feeling like I she was standing on them while trying to act like normal talking to customers.

The point of the story. Make sure you really don't mind being unconfortable and scratching your balls all day at work. If it were me I'd wait till the weekend so I had two days to get used to it.

The again a racing stripe prob won't be so bad. It's the sides that drive you crazy. Like where your legs rub your balls.

[shell]

(( Runs and hides ))

Just kidding I'd really enjoy a ballbusting... At least at first. :)

Ned you are a lucky man to have Shell's attition. I would have tried to weasle into the fun but you were all well into by the time I showed back up on the forums. :(

You can do it buddy just think about the cake at the end.
:p

*laughing as you run and hide* It only hurts for a moment......until the next moment when I squeeze! *giggle*

You are more then welcome to join in and follow the instructions given for Ned...I'm sure he won't mind.....unless you are already sporting a bald cock??? *grin*

[shell]

You know I'm dreading this more and more with every comment, how about some support....guys?..................guys?............................... :(

I'm sorry Ned, I've never been very good at giving support but I'll give it a shot.

*Clears throat*

Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the end of the testing period.

We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you. We are very very happy for your success. We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success. Place the device on the ground, then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides. A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party. Make no further attempt to leave the testing area. Assume the Party Escort Submission Position, or you will miss the party.

See Ned, We will all have a big party when your done, with Cake.


Really though, you can do this. But first I would at least make an attempt to beg and bargen for the use of a shaver to get the hair short enough to shave with a razor without needing to make 100 passes over each little spot. If that fails i don't think she said what type of razor. Use a streight edge like they use in old time Barbour shops that will work fine. Just be careful not to shave off anything down there that's important to you. The ER can only fix so much. :)

Actually, now that you mentioned it, I dont want support lol

*laughing so hard*

[shell]

This is gonna be something, ok, I must compose myself, I think tomorrow I might be able to before work.....maybe thats not a good idea......ouch.......let me think about times...aw heck, I'll do it tomorrow before work! The tooth paste is gonna burn like hellfire.........I'm already feeling the heat!

Remember Ned.....it's only a ......................suggestion! *wicked smile* You don't HAVE to do this. *laughs wickedly*

[shell]

I got the idea in my head that I would put my balls between the seat and the lid on the toilet and imagine she was sitting on it.

Thank you for the sweet idea, Snot. *grin*

The point of the story. Make sure you really don't mind being unconfortable and scratching your balls all day at work. If it were me I'd wait till the weekend so I had two days to get used to it.

Shhhhh! Don't tell him what's coming!!! *giggle* And he can't wait until the weekend...well, I mean he could......but.....I think he will want to do it before then... *grin*....maybe.

The again a racing stripe prob won't be so bad. It's the sides that drive you crazy. Like where your legs rub your balls.

The "sides".......are coming! *laughing wickedly*

[Snot]

*laughing as you run and hide* It only hurts for a moment......until the next moment when I squeeze! *giggle*

You are more then welcome to join in and follow the instructions given for Ned...I'm sure he won't mind.....unless you are already sporting a bald cock??? *grin*

Sadly I am already shaved.

http://www.milovana.com/forum/viewtopic ... 522#p91522

I'm also currently under lock and key. I'll let my wife read up on your thread and maybe I can convince her to unlock me for the fun. Sadly I pretty sure I won't be able to take part in any of the orgasms. =(

However ball busting is something I can do just fine while locked up. =)
I'll let you know once I find out.

I got the idea in my head that I would put my balls between the seat and the lid on the toilet and imagine she was sitting on it.

Thank you for the sweet idea, Snot. *grin*

This is one of my hottest fantasies. My wife and I have tried doing this... even tried having sex while doing this. It didn't work... and I almost got both my balls crushed.

It's a good bit more than I can stand just to have her sitting on the lid let alone wiggling around a bouncing up and down on my shaft. Its really all I can do to keep myself from lifting her off tossing her in the floor lol.

When we tried having sex this way her feet had to be right on the edge of the toilet lid so that she was close enough to get me inside of her. My balls are also right on under the edge of the lid so all of her weight is on them. The moving around was just to much. Every time her weight shifted I thought they were going to pop. By the time she got in position with me in side of her I was almost in tears and having trouble fighting the urge to curl forward and adding my weight to hers. My erection was dieing fast and with all the pain I was it I knew it wouldn't be coming back. So pretty much we manged to have sex for like 10 seconds then I went so limp I slipped out. I really think they would have popped if she started bouncing up and down riding my shaft.

So its an amazing fantasy we just didn't have a good weight to ball crushing ratio. Plus it was dangerous all hell her balancing on a toilet seat. One slip and she would have needed to find a new husband. =(

It was a really fun experience though.

The "sides".......are coming! *laughing wickedly*

Shell you are a wicked wicked woman. =)
Forgive me if I'm getting you mixed up with someone else but I think I read that your a submissive and your master was letting you do all this? If that's right let him know we think he is awesome!

You are defiantly awesome for doing this Shell. It's so much fun to play these games and surprisingly hard to find someone to tell people what to do. =)

[dr.d]

Shell you are a wicked wicked woman. =)
Forgive me if I'm getting you mixed up with someone else but I think I read that your a submissive and your master was letting you do all this? If that's let me know we think he is awesome!

You are defiantly awesome for doing this Shell. It's so much fun to play these games and surprisingly hard to find someone to tell people what to do. =)

your right , Shell is awesome and she is a submissive .

she submits to me and I encourage her to make friends and enjoy herself , submission does not need to be about pain and suffering , it can be about self discovery and trust.

[les]

your right , Shell is awesome and she is a submissive .

she submits to me and I encourage her to make friends and enjoy herself , submission does not need to be about pain and suffering , it can be about self discovery and trust.

So very true DD.
too many "Dom/mes" do not realise this.
If I can cause a subbie to enjoy their exploration then I have succeeded.

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[N.E.D.]

Todays the day I start the shvav'n, couldnt do it yesterday beacuse something came up. should be after 3.