I'm definitely NOT dissing submatt. Some of his "regular" teases are my favorites. I especially like "You Want To Be Violated" and the "New Job" series. Really fine work.
Although I've seen some really good flash teases on sites that have unfortunately disappeared, MOST of the flash teases I've seen on the internet are weak. Very likely due to the technical difficulty of creating them.
While I appreciate all the hard work submatt has put into his latest series I just can't deal with it. Not only is the format poor, Tila Tequila is tired and old news. She was done before MTV started to re-run her ultra-lousy "reality tv" show over and over and over again as a marathon.
Dump the Flash Teases
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Last edited by happyclamm on Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:11 am, edited 1 time in total.
Weighing In / Shameless Self Promotion
Well, I guess I'll weigh in.
First, I'd never even heard of Tila Tequila until a week ago when I turned on her show just to see what it was. I don't normally watch MTV. And while her show is pretty lame, I thought she was hot.
At the same time, I wanted to play with ways of using the Nyx to force the user into a loop. I'd just done it once (see Hurry Up!), and I personally really like the idea of being forced to go a way that I wouldn't choose to go in a tease - almost as if the woman is doing it to me (see Entrapment, No Cheating!, Do This Tease When You Need to Pee, I'm Not What You Want).
And since I really dig asian women (see The Asian Experience, Playing Games, Learn To Follow Instructions, Hypnotease), and found one I thought was hot, I decided to use her pics to do a series.
Why a whole series of Tila? Because there's not enough free pics of her in one series to do something really long, and it's always a little obvious when the girl in the tease says, "Why don't you take a minute to calm down while I go change?". Plus, it's fun to do a series, so that your character can evolve over time (see The New Job, One Day at a Time, Slave to Secretary, Online Mistress).
While the Tila teases aren't overly long, and I wasn't exactly exploring new territory in terms of what directions were being given in the tease, I do think I came up with some fun ways of catching the user unawares. My favorite is number 4, where there's a series of pictures flashing by at a rate of 1 per second and suddenly you're told to cum, and hopefully you're so caught up in the rhythm of the pictures that you can't cum in time, and have to do the tease over again.
I certainly hope that some people have enjoyed my teases, though it's hard to know, because so few people give feedback. May I make a suggestion that if you don't contribute in any other way on this site, at the very least please please please give the webtease creators feedback. If it's positive, great. If it's negative, fine - just at least try to be constructive.
My parting thought. I've said this before, and I'll say it again. The most stimulating times I've had on this site are when I'm creating webteases. I've kept myself near the edge for hours looking for the right pictures, trimming them in Paint so they don't get shrunk down in the editor, and making up stories to tell. Anybody here who wants to tease themselves silly and wants to contribute to the site should get off their ass and do a webtease or two.
So, there's my two cents, with some shameless self-promotion thrown in (see Blackmailed By Secretary, Matchmaking Service, Wet and Slippery, Your Favorite Aunt, Is That Wrong?).
submatt
P.S. Obviously, I've spent waaaaaay too much time doing webteases on the Christmas break, so don't expect anything else for a little while. Ugh. I'm all porned out!
First, I'd never even heard of Tila Tequila until a week ago when I turned on her show just to see what it was. I don't normally watch MTV. And while her show is pretty lame, I thought she was hot.
At the same time, I wanted to play with ways of using the Nyx to force the user into a loop. I'd just done it once (see Hurry Up!), and I personally really like the idea of being forced to go a way that I wouldn't choose to go in a tease - almost as if the woman is doing it to me (see Entrapment, No Cheating!, Do This Tease When You Need to Pee, I'm Not What You Want).
And since I really dig asian women (see The Asian Experience, Playing Games, Learn To Follow Instructions, Hypnotease), and found one I thought was hot, I decided to use her pics to do a series.
Why a whole series of Tila? Because there's not enough free pics of her in one series to do something really long, and it's always a little obvious when the girl in the tease says, "Why don't you take a minute to calm down while I go change?". Plus, it's fun to do a series, so that your character can evolve over time (see The New Job, One Day at a Time, Slave to Secretary, Online Mistress).
While the Tila teases aren't overly long, and I wasn't exactly exploring new territory in terms of what directions were being given in the tease, I do think I came up with some fun ways of catching the user unawares. My favorite is number 4, where there's a series of pictures flashing by at a rate of 1 per second and suddenly you're told to cum, and hopefully you're so caught up in the rhythm of the pictures that you can't cum in time, and have to do the tease over again.
I certainly hope that some people have enjoyed my teases, though it's hard to know, because so few people give feedback. May I make a suggestion that if you don't contribute in any other way on this site, at the very least please please please give the webtease creators feedback. If it's positive, great. If it's negative, fine - just at least try to be constructive.
My parting thought. I've said this before, and I'll say it again. The most stimulating times I've had on this site are when I'm creating webteases. I've kept myself near the edge for hours looking for the right pictures, trimming them in Paint so they don't get shrunk down in the editor, and making up stories to tell. Anybody here who wants to tease themselves silly and wants to contribute to the site should get off their ass and do a webtease or two.
So, there's my two cents, with some shameless self-promotion thrown in (see Blackmailed By Secretary, Matchmaking Service, Wet and Slippery, Your Favorite Aunt, Is That Wrong?).
submatt
P.S. Obviously, I've spent waaaaaay too much time doing webteases on the Christmas break, so don't expect anything else for a little while. Ugh. I'm all porned out!
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I for one enjoyed the Tila Tequila series a fair bit, though I'll admit I breezed through a few of them (like #2, I'm not much for pain) without following the instructions completely.
And I liked the conclusion, mostly because I'm a sucker for chastity belts. The series isn't as good as some of Matt's other work, but it's good.
And I liked the conclusion, mostly because I'm a sucker for chastity belts. The series isn't as good as some of Matt's other work, but it's good.
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I really don't see what the big deal is.
If you don't like the content of the teases someone makes, don't look at them. It's really a crap shoot here if any tease is going to contain what gets you off, so what makes these new teases any different?
Personally, I don't like teases with men in them, more of a POV kinda guy, but I don't go around launching a multi-page forum argument about it. I just take what I like, and ignore or skip the rest.
From what I've seen, it's really not hard to release a tease in the classic format, so I'm sure that people will still be making teases designed for linear clicking like we are all used to.
Certainly more choices arn't a bad thing if the old choices are still available.
If you don't like the content of the teases someone makes, don't look at them. It's really a crap shoot here if any tease is going to contain what gets you off, so what makes these new teases any different?
Personally, I don't like teases with men in them, more of a POV kinda guy, but I don't go around launching a multi-page forum argument about it. I just take what I like, and ignore or skip the rest.
From what I've seen, it's really not hard to release a tease in the classic format, so I'm sure that people will still be making teases designed for linear clicking like we are all used to.
Certainly more choices arn't a bad thing if the old choices are still available.
Re: Dump the Flash Teases
This topic is a complete waste of time 
We should close this but I hate closes, so guys go on
We should close this but I hate closes, so guys go on
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I just recently discovered Milovanna.com, and I loved the Tila Tequila series. (Thanks, submatt!)Tabby wrote:I for one enjoyed the Tila Tequila series a fair bit, though I'll admit I breezed through a few of them (like #2, I'm not much for pain) without following the instructions completely.
For me, the trill of orgasm denial is giving someone else control. If you're not going to follow the tease, why bother? I find it takes incredible self control to commit to following the directions in a tease--no matter where they lead or how long they run.
The exception I make is when an instruction would result in serious, physical harm or is simply impossible.
Try committing yourself to one tease. Be brave, and pick a tease you haven't seen, yet.
I agree with submatt, getting feedback is important. I admire all the work he puts in it and to my shame, I did a lot of them but never gave feedback.
So here's my first post. Love the work of submatt, specially some older teases. It was also for me the first time I saw Tequila and yes she is incredible hot.
For the teases itself, I do like more challenges instead of just T&D that's why I liked other teases of him (and other authors) more. But I do hope to see (and feel) more of submatt!
So here's my first post. Love the work of submatt, specially some older teases. It was also for me the first time I saw Tequila and yes she is incredible hot.
For the teases itself, I do like more challenges instead of just T&D that's why I liked other teases of him (and other authors) more. But I do hope to see (and feel) more of submatt!
One "n" please. We are now big enough so the domain grabbers registered all the common misspellings.kevins wrote:I just recently discovered Milovanna.com, and I loved the Tila Tequila series. (Thanks, submatt!)
Fortunately Google also added "milovana" to their word list, so they'll actually correct your spelling - very cool. 
So again for the record. Mi - lo - va - na (dot) com.
Oh and
, hope you'll enjoy your stay! 
I also quite like Tila Tequila for her unique looks. But I don't have a TV so I didn't have the same overexposure happyclamm rightfully criticizes. Perhaps she is more annoying in video than she is in images.
(scnr)Thanks submatt for the lengthy explanation btw, very enlightening.
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If you've ever watched the "Shot at Love" MTV series you'd understand my over exposure.
It's a poor carbon copy of many other "reality tv" match-making shows...without even a hint at a touch of class. NOW it's being shown in re-runs in the form of marathons. MTV PLEASE spare us!!!!!!!!!!
Besides, I live in Los Angeles, where there are PLENTY of women hotter than Tila Tequila!
It's a poor carbon copy of many other "reality tv" match-making shows...without even a hint at a touch of class. NOW it's being shown in re-runs in the form of marathons. MTV PLEASE spare us!!!!!!!!!!
Besides, I live in Los Angeles, where there are PLENTY of women hotter than Tila Tequila!
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I agree with Submatt's comments, and likewise offer my thanks for a rather well done series. Sure, folks may not like ALL teases, but that's to be expected.....folks will gravitate toward whatever turns them on.
Bravo Submatt....both for your efforts here and for introducing us to Tila -- until last week I had never heard of her!
Bravo Submatt....both for your efforts here and for introducing us to Tila -- until last week I had never heard of her!
You say "Lets Dump the Flash Teases", but the only thing you've brought to the table is the over exposure of a girl you don't like, and your perception of the lack of quality in the currently existing Flash files.
It would be akin to dumping your TV because you hate MTV.
Given that you have no apparent objection to the use of the Flash medium inherently, this topic seems defunct...
If I hated Pineapple, could I call a Pineapple Pizza a bad Pizza?
It would be akin to dumping your TV because you hate MTV.
Given that you have no apparent objection to the use of the Flash medium inherently, this topic seems defunct...
The problem here is that you are comparing more objective things to subjective matter.If you've never built a car you can't call a crummy one a lemon?
If you've never fixed your leaking pipes you can't complain about a lousy plumber?
If I hated Pineapple, could I call a Pineapple Pizza a bad Pizza?
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I haven't been able to view the flash teases even though I have flash. And I can't update any further because of the age of the computer. So,
continue making flash teases just don't make a habit of it--soon we will have everybody doing flash teases and I'll have only like one million non
flash teases to look at from the archive. Given how often I'm on this site, I'll go through that million in a couple of days. So, for selfish reasons, I vote no on anymore flash teases.
continue making flash teases just don't make a habit of it--soon we will have everybody doing flash teases and I'll have only like one million non
flash teases to look at from the archive. Given how often I'm on this site, I'll go through that million in a couple of days. So, for selfish reasons, I vote no on anymore flash teases.
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If you hated pineapple you would have every right in the world to call pineapple pizza bad pizza. You would also have the right to say "I don't want to eat pineapple pizza, please don't feed me pineapple pizza" even if others enjoyed eating it.
If I hated Pineapple, could I call a Pineapple Pizza a bad Pizza?
If didnt like the taste of pizza no matter what the topping was you could say you don't like pizza, you think pizza is bad.
If nearly every TV show I watched was so bad I couldn't stand it I'd be within my rights to say "dump TV".
I'm SICK of Tila Tequila and I DON'T like flash teases...why is that so hard to understand?