New Years Resolutions

[subtleslave]

So, my New Years resolutions were to get in shape and to err...pleasure myself less. They haven't quite gone as well as planned so far .So after reading this thread http://www.milovana.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=6356 it gave me a boost of motivation to get myself out of my habit.
So I have modified Shell's idea; meaning that everyday of January I will check the forums

For every new post and new topic in the all and everything forum I will do 5 push ups and 5 sit ups.

For every view of this thread I will do 1 push up and 1 sit up.

For every post in this thread I will do 10 push ups and sit ups.

And due to Shell's devilish interest....any post made by shell in this topic I will do 25 push ups and 25 sit ups (I do realise I'll probably end up regretting this )

I will not be able to orgasm untill I have done all these push ups and sit ups.
I think this will be a great way to get into shape and i welcome others to join in or do a similar thing :)
I will forgo any teasing/edging until I check how high these numbers get

[curiousSK]

do some for me :)

[ballsfull]

Jeez..... You're going to be a MONSTER before you get a chance to orgasm, you know....

Because if there's ONE thing I've learned.......it's that Shell LOVES to say hi to horny boys.....

And I'm sure it won't be too long before she finds this thread.... Good luck, dude....

[raistlan1982]

Maybe im being a bit thick, and why don't you just set up a none Milovana based daily regime and stick to it?

Well, for one there is little else that will motivate a person than the promise of an orgasm. Never underestimate the power of horniness.

[les]

You are guaranteed for shell to find you.
Like me she reads every post made.

I expect you to be found within 6 hours of my time stamp.
And a post 9 or 12 hours from now.


Les

[SexualChoc]

so you ar ehopping for a really High number of exercises, I take it
So it takes you days to finish that number?

Are you going to do themed pictures like shell does?

[hhhobo]

You've really opened yourself up on this one. But if it helps you achieve your goal, go for it.

[les]

Well I commend all this effort.






But I feel I shall stay with these push ups




Les

[les]

But if you weaken one of Dr.D's nurses is good.






At mouth to cock resuscitation.

Les

[dix]

My cock has stopped breathing! Do you know CPR!?

Les

Ahh, it seems that you do. Good work nurse.

Dix.

[subtleslave]

So I just did some number crunching this morning and the current tally is at 439 push ups and sit ups.....449 now i've replied to this

I think in order to keep this realistic and something I could possibly keep up im reducing the time from untill the end of January to 1 week. So until saturday 22nd. Although this seems like weaselling out at the current rate it means ill still have to do 3073 push ups and sit ups

and thanks for the pictures guys.....it really helps

[subtleslave]

day 1
push ups: 105
Sit ups: 50
push ups left: 345
sit ups: 399
outlook for the next week: concerned

[ballsfull]

Hmmmmm..... How has Shell ~not~ found this thread yet??

I'm almost tempted to mention it to her...

[dr.d]

Hmmmmm..... How has Shell ~not~ found this thread yet??

I'm almost tempted to mention it to her...

don' t worry, Shell will know about this thread by the end of the day.

[denton]

I'd recommend a more balanced workout though, you shouldn't forget all the others muscles :)

Though that might be harder to combine with this particular idea. I myself hope that I have enough motivation to regularly go to the gym and exercise this year, and so far it's been working quite well. The hardest part is actually going there and signing up, once you've started, it turns out to be fun (as long as you have an mp3-player) and rewarding. Makes you feel better in general as well, too. Additional bonus: quite a few nice looking ladies working out as well. And if you're into that, you could include looking at cocks in the locker room as a certain kind of punishment or reward