First of all, I am sorry to report my absolute failure in your task Lady X. I thought I would be able to reach 45 minutes and earn a full orgasm for Tuesday, but I was not expecting the sheer amount of pain I would have to endure for you to earn that.
I was only able to last 30 minutes. I stripped naked, tied up my balls as instructed, and used a full two litre bottle of iron bru (a soft drink here in the UK) as the weight. I'm not sure how much that would weigh, but it was the only thing available at this time of the night (it was 2:30AM when I started - the only chance I would have to do this task would be the middle of the night, due to the fact my parents regular stick their noses in my room to get beer from the freezer during the evening).
My first round came to ten minutes, which I thought was a decent start. It hurt a lot. My balls felt like they where soaking in acid and my arms ached furiously after only two minutes. By the end of the ten minutes they shook considerably with strain. I was also incredibly nervous my parents would wake up in the next room and come see why my light was on, so every noise had my attention, causing me no end of distraction. It was hard to concentrate on keeping my arms up and the bottle hung from my balls swinging back and forth.
I must mention that I am not well versed in the pain aspect of BDSM and T&D. My interest lie more towards humiliation, etc. Still, I've never shied away from pain before now. I thought I could handle it.
As I started round two, I was beginning to fear I wouldn't make my target. The pain in my balls was even more intense, especially for the first few seconds after I released the bottle. My face was contorted in agony as I moved my hips to swing the bottle. My arms quickly began to tremble and I had to clench my fists and try to hold them as steady as I could, yet they still quivered like crazy. This time I wanted to go further than ten minutes. My goal was fifteen. Alas, I only managed eleven before I collapsed onto my bed.
I was done for by then, yet I still hoped I'd be able to manage as I got up for round three. To my immense shame, I lasted a mere six minutes before I once again couldn't take any more and collapsed. By this point I was nearly sobbing. My balls felt as if they where burning and I felt so overcome and defeated and shamed that I was going to disappoint you - for there was no doubt in my mind I would not reach my target of 45 minutes.
As expected, I lasted a pathetic four minutes in the final round.
After my abysmal performance, maybe
I deserve the title of "wimpy balls". *blushes in complete disgrace*
I am so very sorry Lady X. In an attempt to make things up t you, I do have some pictures that I hope will amuse and entertain you. I found my mum's Digital Camera (it was in her bag) and so sneaked a few photo's tonight. I doubt they can make up for my performance, but hope they might ease your disappointment somewhat.
Here is the shoe lace attached to my balls. You can't see the bottle in the this one, but it's there, being camera shy.

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And here is the bottle, after being coaxed in front of the camera.

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This is the promised picture of the marks on my cock. I'm not sure how well you can see them. There a three red "dots" near the head.

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Again, I apologize for my failure. I guess now all I have to look forward to is a ruined orgasm on Tuesday. *sob* I deserve it though, and thank you very much for granting me that much. I hope my pictures pleased you.