Fleshlight Reviews

[peckersnot]

I really appreciate all the advice I've received regarding a variety of chastity devices, and the detailed responses to the questions I've posed.

I thought I might attempt to "return the favour" to forum members by offering my own series of reviews on the Fleshlight masturbation sleeves I own.

(Obviously, these reviews are purely subjective -just as everyone has a different experience with their particular chastity device- but I'm hoping that, for the curious, and for those who have never tried this product, I might at least provide you with some basic information.)

I think what I'll do is review one sleeve per day, describing it and telling you how I've enjoyed it personally. (I currently own seven models.)

Well, here goes....

The STU or "Stamina Training Unit."

This was the first Fleshlight I purchased, so I thought I'd describe it first.

The STU, like all of the Fleshlight product line, is made from a patented material that, when heated in warm water and sufficiently lubricated, bears the closest resemblance to fucking a real pussy that I've ever come across.

I have wasted a ridiculous amount of money in my life on dubious purchases, but I can honestly say that, if you enjoy masturbating -and I assume that at this forum, I'm preaching to the choir- then the Fleshlight is one purchase that is definitely worth the money.

The STU, which comes with the standard pussy orifice in a somewhat unnatural pink colour, is touted as being the perfect Fleshlight for "training yourself to last longer" because of its interior design. (The canal of the STU features a series of large, soft, very closely placed bumps that feel like pure bliss to your dick.)

As you fuck the STU, and your dick fills with blood and expands, each of these large bumps seems to literally caress your penis as you push and pull it in and out of the orifice.

Supposedly, according to the ad copy of the company, if you can last for ten minutes with the STU, you can go for at least double that amount of time inside a real cunt -in other words, with your wife/girlfriend/significant other.

I personally could fuck the STU for a good half hour without cumming -but that's because I'm a chronic masturbator who's been trained by a masturbatrix to edge himself for hours at a time without ejaculating.

I absolutely love this sleeve. It may be my favourite of all that I have purchased. -And I will say that, thanks to those soft, large bumps, it is a VERY INTENSE experience when you cum inside it.

The STU comes with an exclusive gold coloured Fleshlight case, free "Gun Oil" Lube -God Bless America- and access to an online "training guide" that will supposedly help you work on your ability to, how shall I say it?....In the words of the fat kid from Superbad become "the Iron Chef of Pounding Vag."

Any questions or comments? -Feel free to respond.

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[SexualChoc]

I Was wondering don't you have to wrap you hand around the large thing?

That's why I went with
the automatic blow job toy
http://www.roboticblowjob.com/index.php?page=buy
zwhich has been fun (to bad I'm locked up at the moment)

Now as I recal you own several fleshlights, is this the one you really like the best?

Oh completely off topic but while looking for my toy I found this gem:
A true automatic stroking machine
http://www.automaticstroker.com/

Wonder if my mistress will let me save up for it? (hmm)

[Slut1]

Thank you both for the info, I also am a toy collector and own the Venus2000 device. Highly recommend it if you can afford it. It sucks my cock so good, making me leak in miniUtes, even after a hard orgasm the Venus always seems to milk more cum from my swollen cock. The different speeds, from a slow tease to frantic stroking put me in extascy while cunning handsfree ( no it is not better than the real thing). Not sure what current pricing is but I paid around $900.00.

Hope this was helpful, also let me know if anyone wants info on the extreme plow.

slut

[peckersnot]

Yes, I wrap my hand around the Fleshlight case and move it back and forth over my erect dick. -That's generally how it's done.

Of course, I've read about guys who have managed to wedge the Fleshlight between the matress and box spring of their bed and achieve a "hands free" fucking experience.

As a matter of fact, Fleshlight has now partnered with a company that produces a line of "furniture" designed to accomodate the Fleshlight and which allows the user to simulate fucking in various positions -"missionary," "doggy."

I've never tried one of these and can't really see how the "hands free" experience would be worth the money expended on what amounts to an elaborate Fleshlight holder.

Men in Pain features several videos where guys are dominated by Mistresses using Fleshlights. Perhaps my favourite is the scene at Divine Bitches where the absolutely cock-stiffening Isis Love teases and controls the orgasm of her sub. It's called: The Adjustment of Wolf Hudson: Extreme Tease and Denial. -Isis uses a Fleshlight attached to a power drill to pound his dick senseless while he begs to cum and she denies him again and again.

Here's a photo for you of this particular shoot:

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[peckersnot]

Additional Background Information on the Fleshlight:

First of all, let me explain that, in the "classic" Fleshlight series, there are four basic orifice choices: lady (vagina), mouth, butt, and stealth.

I've already included a photo of the basic "Pink Lady" orifice -I know, it sounds like a cocktail from the mid-1950s- so here are the other three options:

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All but one of my Fleshlights feature the vagina orifice. (Hey, my wife says I'm "cunt-struck" -and maybe she's right!)

I guess the mouth orifice might appeal to someone who was really into the fantasy of getting a blowjob, but to me, this mouth is so artificial-looking, I'd feel like I was face-fucking a muppet or something. (Not exactly a turn-on for me.) Even the new mouth orifice, supposedly modelled on Jenna Haze's own pretty little cum-collector, looks kind of weird to me....There's something I find odd about a disembodied mouth....But apparently, I have no problem with a disembodied cunt.

The butt option also holds little appeal for me. The entrance hole is tighter than the opening on the vagina orifice -obviously- but, given my considerable girth when erect, I don't want a tighter entrance. Also, I'm just not that interested in anal sex. (I've had anal sex dozens of times, but I honestly much prefer vaginal intercourse.)

(I did purchase the Jenna Haze asshole sleeve as part of a Fleshlight Girls two-way package, but I'll review that particular sleeve later.)

Finally, there's the stealth option, to which I respond, "What the hell is this?" -An orifice for those who've fantasized about fucking their toaster? According to Fleshlight's own ad copy, in theory, somebody might want to own a stealth model Fleshlight so that, when their girlfriend/wife finds it or when the border security guard examines it at the airport in front of a crowd of curious onlookers, they won't know what it is. (If this makes any sense to you, then you're further ahead in the game than me.)

As I've said earlier, these are purely subjective evaluations -as they must be- of various Fleshlight products.

Next, I will review my second Fleshlight purchase: the Wonder Wave.

[peckersnot]

The Wonder Wave:

The Fleshlight classic Pink Lady with the Wonder Wave texture was my second purchase.

The interior of the canal has a series of fairly pronounced rings which create an amazing, stimulating feeling when you insert your erect cock and begin fucking the orifice.

You can enjoy a much more prolonged "flight" -a lovely new verb for masturbating with a Fleshlight- with the Wonder Wave than you can with something like the STU. In fact, I would say, and others have agreed with me, that this sleeve is ideal for extended edging sessions.

The Wonder Wave texture will literally let you ride a tidal wave of orgasmic bliss, as you bring yourself right to the edge of release over and over again. (I really like to focus on caressing the head of my dick with a slow, semi-circular motion, using the Wonder Wave....It truly is an astounding feeling of sensual pleasure.)

This is another Fleshlight sleeve that comes very highly recommended by many who have used a variety of Fleshlight products. -I think it's an excellent purchase choice.

Here are a couple of photos of the Wonder Wave texture:

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[bookworm]

Although I have owned several Fleshlights over the years, I have settled on the Tenga Fliphole Onacup as my favourite masturbation device.

http://www.truveo.com/Tenga-Flip-Hole-demo/id/608282917

Being rather small, I found the Fleshlight's contours started too far inside the sleeve for most of my penis to reach. The Onacup is better. Also the three buttons on the device create a powerful suction effect so you can mimic a blowjob.

Finally the take apart design makes for easier cleanup. Why not give it a try?

[pete_ger]

Thank you peckersnot, really nice! I only have a normal 'standart' insert, not even tight or anything structered, and it's still a very good fuck.

But now you really got me intruiged to buy a second one, with a new insert. It's gonna be a fleshlite girl, so the pussys won't look the same, but the insert is still open to discussion.

I hope you have a lotus insert too, that one got me curious.
And the new destroya you mentioned ^_^

[peckersnot]

I have a Jenna Haze Lotus, a Jenna Haze Forbidden -that's the asshole texture-, two versions of the Fleshlight "Sex in a Can" product, and most recently, the Stoya Fleshlight Girl with the much-praised 'Destroya' texture.

I will offer reviews of all of these inserts here, along with some more general thoughts on the Fleshlight product, in the course of the next few days.

[peckersnot]

The Lotus:

The Lotus was touted as a "breakthrough" sleeve when it was first released. It was promoted as designed to simulate as closely as possible the feeling of real intercourse with a woman. It was marketed as an integral feature of the Fleshlight Girls line, which featured a range of vaginas molded directly from the pussies of various porn stars. (Some original models have been deleted from the product line, but new models are being added all the time.)

Well...it is an enjoyable sleeve, without a doubt, but I'm not sure that it completely lives up to its hype.

On the plus side, the Fleshlight Girls inserts are made of a variation on the patented Fleshlight material that is less sticky than the original. They are also molded in a flesh tone beige which is more realistic -and more aesthetically pleasing- at least to my eyes, than the cotton candy pink of the original product line.

On the downside, at least for me, the vaginal openings on the Fleshlight Girls are slightly tighter than they are on the original generic Pink Lady orifice. This isn't a real problem, but given my girth, and I guess just my personal preference, tighter is not necessarily better.

I purchased the Fleshlight Girls Jenna Haze model, with the vagina molded directly from her own little cunny. Jenna's lean, boyish body is really not my type; but I find, in porn, it's the energy that the girl is able to project on the screen, her obvious lust for fucking, that is far more important than breast size, or even the details of her face. (Jenna is always a nasty little fuck-slut, and I've popped many a nut inside her little cunt while watching her get ploughed by some well-hung meat puppet.)

At the time I purchased the Jenna Haze Lotus, I also purchased the Jenna Haze Forbidden, which is modelled directly from her tiny asshole. At the time of purchase, Jenna Haze was the only Fleshlight Girl who was available with both orifices -and the company offered a special "two-way" deal on the inserts.

The Fleshlight Girls series were originally all done with the Lotus insert. The problem with this was, with the exception of a special alternative insert for the Terra Patrick model, they were all the same once you got beyond the aesthetics of the particular model's pussy....To paraphrase a famous cliche, when you've fucked one Lotus insert, you've fucked them all.

Recently, the company has offered each of their Fleshlight Girls in both the Lotus variant and an "exclusive" variant particular to each girl. -Some of these interior textures are more appealing to me than others.

The problem with many of the Fleshlight inserts is that they are designed with a variety of interior stimulations that run throughout the full length of the toy. This is no problem for the man with nine inches of dick.

Of course, the reality is that -according to the few genuine studies on the subject that are considered to have any reliability- the average male penis is somewhere between 5 and 5.5 inches when fully erect.
What this means of course is that, if you are of average length, you won't be experiencing all of what many of these Fleshlight sleeves have to offer.

I am quite girthy, but only very slightly above average in length...so it doesn't matter if the last three inches of any particular insert open up into a portal into John Malkovitch's consciousness, my dick, by definition, is not going to get there.

That's why I suggest that anybody contemplating buying a particular insert look very carefully at the cross-sections of the various models that are displayed on the official website. (If you have a four inch dick, it doesn't matter how interesting the insert is going to get around the six inch mark!)

Now, even the Fleshlight company has come to the realization that not all men have nine inch penises, and they have issued a special Lupe Fuentes Fleshlight Girl insert in a mini-Lotus texture, which allows even less well-endowed men to, in the words of the marketing hype, "experience everything that this sleeve has to offer." (Why they haven't offered "mini" versions of any of their other inserts is beyond me.)

Here is a photo of the famous Lotus insert. (It does feel very good to fuck, but I wouldn't rate it above the STU or Wonder Wave in terms of masturbatory experiences.) As a matter of fact, unless you're a virgin or someone who's starved for pussy in real life, there's an argument to be made that you might want to masturbate with inserts that feel very different from the real thing. -I mean, my wife is walking around with the real thing, and I can fuck her any time the mood strikes me.

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And here's a photo of Jenna Haze's pussy lips at the opening of the orifice. As I said, Jenna is not actually my type, physically. Even her tiny little labia look more like a girl's than a woman's. -But again, these preferences of mine are purely subjective.

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All in all, the Jenna Haze Lotus Fleshlight is an enjoyable fuck that I would recommend with only slight reservations.

[peckersnot]

The Forbidden:

I have the Forbidden texture with the exterior modelled after Jenna Haze's asshole. At the time I made the purchase, this was the only one of its kind available. Since then, Fleshlight has issued a Lupe Fuentes and a Stoya Forbidden model.

If you have a particular interest in anal sex, then this insert might be very attractive to you. (Personally, I think that anal sex is over-rated. Of course, I've not had to go without the experience, so I'm not imagining it as something better than it actually is.) -I'm always intrigued at how younger men consider anal sex the "holy grail" of fucking. Either because their wives/girlfriends won't do it, or because they've seen it featured a thousand times in the porn that they've watched.

I purchased the Jenna Haze Forbidden, as I've stated already, as part of a two-way promotion that Fleshlight offered when the Jenna Haze Fleshlight Girls inserts were quite new.

The Forbidden features a suitably tight asshole opening, followed by a finely-ribbed canal that opens up into a sort of meandering, irregular passage.

The Forbidden does feel good to stick your dick into and fuck, but I would never classify it as amongst my favourites. First of all, with my girth, it's more difficult to get inside and to stay inside. Many, many people who are aficianados of Fleshlights have described the Forbidden as a "lube hog" -suggesting that you need to keep applying more and more lubricant to your penis if you want to have anything approaching a prolonged jerk-off session with this insert.

Recently, while enduring a jack-off session with my masturbatrix, she almost fell off the couch laughing, because I actually got stuck inside the Forbidden sleeve! (Trust me, this makes for a great story, but not necessarily a great experience.) -For me, the Forbidden is just too tight, and although I do choose to fuck it occasionally, I far more frequently go for one of my other inserts.

Here's a photo of the Forbidden insert, showing its texture. Does it feel like fucking someone in the ass? -Well, I guess it does, sort of. The tightness of the hole and the ribbing does somewhat approximate the feel of the real thing. (Assuming that's important to you.)

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And here's a photo of the Jenna Haze orifice opening. (The Lupe Fuentes and Stoya orifices are marginally different, although I'd have to say there's far less variation here than there is regarding the Fleshlight Girls various pussies....When you've seen one asshole, you've seen them all.)

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The Jenna Haze Forbidden is an enjoyable fuck, but it's not anywhere near the top of my list of favourite inserts. I suppose if you have a particular thing for anal sex, or if you really enjoy squeezing your dick into a tight opening, you might enjoy this particular Fleshlight product more than I do.

[peckersnot]

"Sex in a Can":

These variants on the standard Fleshlight product are reasonably popular -but I don't have much that's positive to say about them.

I purchased the Lotus Lager model, with the mini Pink Lady orifice and the mini-Lotus texture, basically because I wanted the "full sleeve" fucking experience. (As I've noted elsewhere in my reviews, unless you have a nine inch dick, you won't be getting the full experience with some of the Fleshlight inserts.)

First of all, it's almost too tight to use. (The ad copy for "Sex in a Can" describes this as a selling point: "it's much, much tighter" than a regular Fleshlight. I suppose this feature might be appealing to some, but not to me.)

As a matter of fact, the only way I can enjoy this sleeve at all is to invert the insert in the can -in other words to put the cunt in upside down in the can- because the bottom of the can has a larger opening than the top.

You do get to experience the whole sleeve, even if your penis is only of average length, with the "Sex in a Can" option, but I certainly wouldn't describe the mini-Lotus as feelings anything remotely like fucking a real woman's cunt. (The feeling is pleasurable enough, but no woman I've ever been inside of feels anything like this.)

Considering my disappointment with the Lotus Lager, you might think that I wouldn't ever buy another "Sex in a Can" unit -but you'd be wrong.

I was intrigued by the reviews I read of the product known as the Spread-Eagle Brew, which featured a "spread vagina" orifice opening, and a mini version of the much-praised Vortex inner texture.

Well, the Spread Eagle has the same advantages and pitfalls of the other "Sex in a Can" products in terms of accessibility to the whole sleeve, and tightness of fit, but I will say, at least, that the mini Vortex insert is a very pleasurable fucking experience.

Both of these particular models have been currently discontinued by Fleshlight, although they feature something that is virtually identical to the Lotus Lager, only with a different "beer can" exterior.

Here are two pictures of my "Sex in a Can" toys- the Spread-Eagle Brew and the Lotus Lager:

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Currently, Fleshlight offers four different "Sex in a Can" models. One is fashioned like a mouth -the mouth of Kermit the Frog if you asked me- and features the new Swallow texture. Another features a tiny pussy and the mini Lotus interior. (As I've said, except for packaging, it's basically the same as the discontinued Lotus Lager.) The third features a butt exterior with a mini Forbidden insert. (Unless your dick is as thin as a needle, I can't see how this could be used as anyting other than a paperweight.) Finally, we come to the most popular of the "Sex in a Can" options -the "Succu-Dry."

The "Succu-Dry" features the mouth -and fangs- of a vampire, and is molded in a light gray colour which the Fleshlight ad copy itself describes as "undead." (Could anything be more revolting?)

I suppose if you're interested in this whole current, and in my opinion ridiculous, vampire craze, or -God help you- if you have a necrophiliac fetish as part of your particular basket of sexual kinks, you might find this sleeve appealing. (I personally find it to be the least appealing product that Fleshlight has ever offered.)

On the plus side, the interior of the "Succu-Dry" features a series of fangs/claws that supposedly feel amazing when you push and pull your engorged dick in and out of the insert. -This is the most popular -or most hyped?- of all the "Sex in a Can" options, and, for no good reason that I can see, it's slightly more expensive than the other "Sex in a Can" models.

I will say that I appreciate the aesthetic presentation of these products. The parody micro-brewery graphics and bits of fantasy text are quite politically incorrect, but humorous nevertheless. It's as if the design team at Fleshlight were brainstorming ideas one day and somebody said: "What does every North American male crave more than anything else? World peace? A stable global climate? No. -Beer and pussy!" -And they combined the two in their "Sex in a Can" line of products.

[peckersnot]

STOYA THE DESTROYA:

This is DA BOMB, gentlemen. If you are at all interested in purchasing a Fleshlight product, then this is my personal #1 recommendation.

I have no idea who this "Stoya" is -Fleshlight describes her as a Goth Girl, or as an Alt. Porn Girl, or as a sort of Girl Next Door Gone Bad. Some of her photos make her look like she's been made up to star as one of the female leads in a pornographic remake of The Munsters or The Addams Family. The Goth look -and Goth culture- do not appeal to me at all...but again, these are just my personal proclivities.

I will say that Stoya has a very lovely looking pussy. Aesthetically, I find the orifice of this particular Fleshlight Girl quite arousing, because it looks like the cunt of a real woman, with big meaty labia that I'd love to work my tongue over for hours.

The "exclusive" texture featured with the Stoya vagina model is called the "Destroya." (Stoya is the newest of the Fleshlight Girls series, and I believe she's caused quite a stir amongst afficianados of the product line. She also is available in mouth and butt options -with the complimentary Swallow and Forbidden inner textures- but, for my money, the cunt is the obvious way to go.)

What can I say about the "Destroya" texture? -Well, it's been named that for good reason!

This texture is a fiendish, cock-teasing delight for your engorged prick, with little claws and teeth that pull at your dick on the backstroke and make for a wonderful, pleasurable masturbatory experience.

The material of the Fleshlight itself seems to be even more silky soft than my other Fleshlight Girls products, and the beige colour of the sleeve itself is lighter than my Jenna Haze Lotus and Forbidden sleeves.

This sleeve is less intense than the STU (the first Fleshlight product I reviewed, at the top of this thread) but it may just turn out to be my personal favorite...especially for extended edging sessions.

Here's a picture of Stoya's cunt for you -for my money, one of the most appealing pussies in the entire Fleshlight Girls line.

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And here's a picture of the "Destroya" inner texture -a rival with the large, soft bumps of the STU for my favourite stimulating texture:

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Again, if you're new to the whole Fleshlight phenomena, and you're interested in "dipping your toe into the stream" with one of the masturbation toys made by the company that's touted as the single most popular and successful in the field of male sex toys, then get your hands on the Destroya -and then get the Destroya on your dick!

[peckersnot]

Well, gentlemen, there are my -wholely subjective-reviews of the various Fleshlight products I own.

Any questions or comments?

I will happily answer all inquiries, to the best of my ability.

Of course, to see the full line of Fleshlight products, take a look at their official website, which is well-organized and actually contains a fair bit of useful information on the products I've reviewed here, and on the dozens and dozens of Fleshlight products I have no experience with.

...Although I have been looking at the Fleshlight Girls Menage a Trois option, where you can get two Fleshlight Girls of your choice for a somewhat reduced price.

(I think I might have to invest in the Raven Riley "Rattler", and the Teagan Presley "Love Humps" Fleshlights.)

I hope you enjoyed my reviews, and found them informative, or at least entertaining.

[pete_ger]

Big THANK YOU for all the work :)

Now i REALLY want to get Stoyas Destroya Pussy ^_^
Problem is, it's a new product, and I can't find a shop in germany that sells it yet ;(

Oh one more thing about the Destroya:
Are you circumsized? I'm not, which makes my cockhead sensitive. I'm just
wondering if the destroya could be too rough with all the 'claws'. :)