How my ex girlfriends controlling my orgasms this summer

[herlilbitch]

Ya this is a good question lol. I'll probably go the most recent number... so like if in 10 days she's doing it with 3 of her friends then I do 3 days from that point. I prolly lack the discipline to make it 90 days so this gives me some chance.

She's already incredibly hot, so I'll be real happy if she starts posting pics of her p90x body lol.

And it's not that I'm not over her on a love/emotional level. I realize we're prolly not getting back together, have dated other ppl, etc, etc. But it's the biggest turn on in the world for me that she dumped me, ignores me, has a new boyfriend who probably gives her more satisfying sex than I ever could, and I'm still masturbating to her pictures, not aloud to have an orgasm for 90 days because she decided she wanted to do a workout program.

[ballsfull]

so like if in 10 days she's doing it with 3 of her friends then I do 3 days from that point.

Well, good luck, LilBitch, because MORE likely is she'll post some pics on Day 10 and say, "10 days in, 80 to go.... How do I look??"

And then you get to decide (I guess) whether it's TEN more days sitting on your hands, or EIGHTY....
But either way, I'm sure you'll enjoy watching her progress of helping herself get hotter and hotter......

Now, you be a good boy for her, LilBitch.....

[ballsfull]

Hey there, LilBitch...
How's the Ex's updates coming along?? I'm sure you're checking...

Regardless, I'm sure that between that new P90X program, and her new boyfriend, she's getting ~quite~ the hard-core workout....

Keep us posted, big guy...

[herlilbitch]

I'm sure she's had more than 90 days worth of hardcore workouts from her boyfriend already Wow she was so good at sex, what a lucky guy. I could never last long enough to satisfy her though, so I really hope he's good enough to give her the orgasms she deserves. The things I'd do to lick her up when they're finished lol.

As far as her updates it was pretty crazy. The other day she posted a status with 4 different numbers in it lol. I figured it made the most sense to go with the last number she posted which was a 3.

[herlilbitch]

The 3 days were over and I have been waiting 2 days for her to post and let me cum. Well she posted today... and i have at least another 4 days to suffer.

[herlilbitch]

She sure doesn't want me to have an orgasm lol. So I'm also into financial domination, and I just keep thinking about giving her a ton of my money. I like really really want to but I haven't talked to her in so long I would feel really weird asking her if I could give her money. I know she can't stand me, has a new boyfriend etc, but it's free money so why wouldn't she say yes? I guess worst case scenario she ignores my text and I feel really awkward next time I see her. Talk me into it or out of it?

[ballsfull]

She sure doesn't want me to have an orgasm lol. So I'm also into financial domination, and I just keep thinking about giving her a ton of my money. I like really really want to but I haven't talked to her in so long I would feel really weird asking her if I could give her money. I know she can't stand me, has a new boyfriend etc, but it's free money so why wouldn't she say yes? I guess worst case scenario she ignores my text and I feel really awkward next time I see her. Talk me into it or out of it?

My vote is.....talk you OUT of it.....
It's all fun and everything, what you're doing, but don't perv it up for her....

On the other hand, if you're just looking to send money to someone so that they'll laugh at you and humiliate you, well, I'm not a pro......but I could learn.... (I'm JOKING......but.....what's a "ton"? )

[herlilbitch]

Lol idk. Like $1,000 at first which isn't really a ton but it is for a college girl working 40 hours a week. And then give her more like every 2 weeks or something. When we first broke up, and before we had our big fight that made her stop talking to me, I would always pay her to massage her feet and stuff like that. She loved using me for my money at that time so there's some history with it I guess. But at the same time we haven't spoke in 2 years so I'm sure it would catch her off guard and I really have no idea how she'd react to it. Of course it would be extremely humiliating paying her money every couple weeks, while she's replaced me with another guy and not giving me in return. And of course I love the idea of that lol. But if I sent a text telling her I want to give her money and she ignores it or responds negatively I'd feel like I made a big mistake asking. So I dunno. It's something I've wanted to do for a long time since we broke up, but have always been to scared to try.

[RoniDev]

Hmmm I would hold your chastity keys and you can be sure you wont get them back that soon.

[joshtorres331]

I totally understand you dude, i still masturbate thinking about my ex all the time. I do not know what is is but there is something about ex's that is hot! Probably what you explained about her having a new boyfriend that can satisfy her, etc. its humiliating and great!

Anyways, about the sending her money part.. I think this could catch her as a surprise and she will most likely find it weird, specially if you haven't spoken to her in 2 years. Imagine the scenario, after 2 years you come out of nowhere and go, "hey! would you like some money? it turns me on." Don't know, she's your ex so you know her better.

Either way the idea sounds great, too bad my ex closed her facebook. lol

[herlilbitch]

Ya ex girlfriends are really hot. I'm sure it would catch her off guard, and I'm sure she'd find it weird, but she already knows I like giving her money so not totally new. Just would be like again out of nowhere weird kinda thing. And she already doesn't talk to me, so if she thinks it's super weird I guess it doesn't change anything. Kind of a nothing to lose thing I guess. But I still feel weird about it. I know you guys don't really know her but how likely do you think it is she takes the money?

[whitesoxfan]

I think the fantasy of humiliating yourself is fine, but to actually give her money would be foolish.

Whenever I get horny and think of doing something I ordinarily wouldn't do if I wasn't horny, I jerk off real quick. Then that urge is gone and I'm glad I didn't do the foolish thing.

You are turned on by giving her a lot of money. If you gave her the money, you'd be turned on and feel humiliated...but then when you finally jerked off and released that horny juice, you'd regret giving her that money.

Don't do it. Keep it a fantasy.

[herlilbitch]

Ya I know what you mean about the changing your mind after you cum thing. I'm like that with a lot of things, but giving her money is not one of those things. Who knows I'll prolly end up being too scared to do it like always, but we'll see.

Speaking of cumming, I was very bad yesterday and came without "her permission". Any good ideas for punishments? Preferably something that incorporates her.

[peckersnot]

It's your life and you can do what you want, but I really think you should stop obsessing over this ex-girlfriend and move on. -It's not exactly healthy.

Find yourself a new girlfriend with a bossy, dominant streak and then you can start enjoying yourself even more...in reality as well as in fantasy.

And don't throw your money away on an ex-girlfriend who'll do NOTHING for you in return. (Unless you're so rich that "money is no object" to you, this is just a waste of resources.)

Why not find yourself a phone dominatrix and spend a little money on that experience and see what it does for you?

(Might I suggest my wife? -She will abso-fuckin'-lutely rock your world! LMAO)

[herlilbitch]

No ideas for a punishment?