I teach high school, so I'm just happy to make it to the end of another year and still be on the right side of the grass. (I know many teachers who sound like Vietnam veterans: "Every day above ground is a good day, baby.")
But seriously, I get nine consecutive weeks of paid vacation. (It's the one real perk of this job.)
I've just started a summer diet and exercise regime to whip myself back into shape.
My lovely wife, who works as a telephone dominatrix, is now making more money than I am teaching!
And she's starting to get "tributes" of jewelry and other gifts in the mail. (I think I got maybe two gifts in twenty years of teaching seventeen year olds!)
I have an hour session with my phone masturbatrix booked for today. (She will make me drink a "spunkshake" made with icecream, milk, and a month's worth of stored up cum.)
If I'm really obedient and submissive, she'll let me cum inside one of my Fleshlight cunts at the end of the session.
I'm also making plans to travel to the Bunny Ranch in Nevada to get myself a bit of sensual BDSM before the end of summer.
All in all, I'm happier than I've been in a long time.
-Peckersnot