How my ex girlfriends controlling my orgasms this summer

[herlilbitch]

I posted this as a reply to another thread, but people weren't really finding it buried in there.

Today was my last day of school, and this summer I want my ex girlfriend to control my orgasms. I'm gonna do this by using her facebook. I can masturbate as much as I want but when I want an orgasm I have to go to her facebook page. These are the rules:

-If she has posted a new status that day I get to cum, if not I don't get to cum. (She usually updates her status one or two time a week, but I'm used to cumming several times a day so this is pretty good denial for me. Looking back it looks like she went over a month once with no status updates, so that would be pretty crazy if she did that again)

-If she ever posts a number anywhere on her facebook, whether it's a status update or writing on a friends wall or whatever, I'm not aloud to cum for that amount of days.

-If she ever mentions her boyfriend on her facebook, I have to have a ruined orgasm and eat all of my cum (I'll be pretending it's his)

- Whenever she let's me have an orgasm, I have to have it while looking at a picture of her feet.

What does everybody think of this? Does anyone have anymore ideas for rules I can use? Thanks.

[flyingKiltSlave]

sounds less like she is controlling your orgasms and more like you have devised a way to do it yourself while combining cyberstalking. You guys are no longer together just move on.

[1azzu1]

sounds like fun...

[mtrec]

-If she ever posts a number anywhere on her facebook, whether it's a status update or writing on a friends wall or whatever, I'm not aloud to cum for that amount of days.

I just had to create account after seeing this to post (I'm a lurker, so what). That would be interesting if she posted something like, "Oh, I wish I had $1,000,000". That is a lot of days.

[choice]

Well honesty I think that's a little bit creepy because of the stalking and also a little bit sad because you haven't moved on.

[Triple Alfa]

Why are you guys questioning him? Why are ex-girlfriends off limits? Let him have his fun.
Also, how can it be stalking if he just looks at her facebook? That doesn't make sense.

Now back on topic:

I'd suggest only being allowed to check her page when you're at the very edge. That way you can't check and then decide not to masturbate because you can't cum.(You can make this harder by adding more edges or other prerequisites.)

The numbers thing seems a bit unbalanced. She could post ANY number. Maybe limit yourself to the lowest single digit. Especially if you're not used to denial.

If you like you can also let her status update itself control your orgasm even more when you finally get one.(Think uneven or even amount of letters and such.) Fast/slow stroking, combinations with other fetishes you may have. Use your imagination.

HAVE FUN!

[choice]

how can it be stalking if he just looks at her facebook?

Perhaps because that's precisely what a stalker does?

[Makarov]

I'm sure everyone on facebook performs "facebook stalking" at some point in their lives. Sometimes it occurs out of boredom, sometimes to get their rocks off...but I wouldn't call it stalking in the traditional sense. You can only stalk someone on facebook as much as their facebook page is updated. There's a difference between:

A) Man follows woman to work, spying on her while she shops for groceries and rubs his junk until orgasm as he watches her through expensive binoculars.

B) Man goes online and sees, "Ex-Girlfriend is OMGWTF!Ive got this paper due tomorrow and Ihaven't done it yet! loL!", and then orgasms.

Still, I suggest letting go of your ex-girlfriend. Doing something like this might mess up your head, attaching yourself closer to someone who doesn't want you around. I suggest going to www.orgasmdenial.com and looking up Ask Mistress Ashton in the tease section. She gives about the same odds and cumming for her will be psychologically healthier for you.

[herlilbitch]

Ya I guess it's possible she might post some absurd number lol. I'll figure out something to do about that.

[neloangelo1227]

I still can't believe I'm reading this here, dude. This is so creepy and unhealthy. Again I implore you, please, tell me this is fiction.

[herlilbitch]

Well she started p90x today lol.

[ballsfull]

Well she started p90x today lol.

Tell you what, dude... That's an INTENSE program.....
Don't know what she looks like now, but if she finishes that program, she's going to be one smokin' chica....

[Evals]

Well, I think it's less about the program, and more about the "90"... ;)

[Dickletdrippy]

you can call this project, CUM90X

[ballsfull]

Well, I think it's less about the program, and more about the "90"... ;)

Hahahaha.... Yes, I was thinking of that as well....
I was just letting it sink in to "herlilbitch" that she may very well be posting photos of her "hot" new self over time.... Lucky Lilbitch, saving it for her until she posts new pictures...

That said, I kinda like the rules he laid-out for himself OTHER than the number thingy......
That would seem just too impossible to follow.... I mean, what if next week, during this "90" day program, she mentions that "3" of her girlfriends have started doing the program with her....
Does he have to finish the 90 days, or did we just re-set to 3 days, or is it now 93 days total of denial....???
Regardless, I'm confused by this one....

On the other hand, Triple Alfa's rule noted below sounds like a good one...
I'd suggest only being allowed to check her page when you're at the very edge. That way you can't check and then decide not to masturbate because you can't cum.(You can make this harder by adding more edges or other prerequisites.)

Regardless, sounds like a very amusing way to NOT get over your ex....