A Lady Gaga Tease

[humiliated loser]

So uh, i was thinking, Lady
Gaga is super hot. I was uh, watching her video with Beyonce. She looks so bad ass and sexy. Lady Gaga is like, way out of my league though. Could uh, someone make a tease with pictures of Lady Gaga in. Could you make it like Lady Gaga is talking to you. I uh, kind uh, love her. Maybe Gaga could throw all kinds of insults your way, dissing you to the max. Laughing at your body, especially your small penis. Maybe you could uh, mention Lady Gaga thinking she should put a call through to Beyonce and humiliate your dumb ass together. Be uh, creative and use your imagination to the max. If you uh, like this drop me a line. I suck at making teases but i uh, got the filling to make a good one.

[masterstroke]

At the risk of sounding condescending and harsh, how do you know you suck at writing teases? You haven’t written any.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, it takes effort to write a tease – good or bad.
Write a draft, then revise it. Anyone who has written a tease will tell you it takes a few revisions before the tease is ready to be published.

Give it a try and see what happens. What’s the worst that’s going to happen? You get a one star on your tease? The lowest rated tease I've seen is 1.7 stars. Learn from it and move on. You might be surprised. Someone will probably like your tease. not going to please everyone. If you try to please everyone you’ll please no one.

[jlx666]

I agree!
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[Nwah]

I agree!
More shemale teases on Milovana! ololo!

[storydejour]

Here's something you might try, H.L. Try creating a tease NOT involving Lady Gaga just for a little experience before you try doing what you consider the ultimate tease. That doesn't mean to do a half-assed job on it, you obviously want to make it as good as possible. I think that would help you prepare to do what you really want to do.

I understand why you were using "uh" so much in your post, but I hope you won't try to work it in to the tease, as it gets a little distracting after a while.

My best advice to you, based on my own experience, is to not rush it. On one of mine I was getting tired and frustrated (with the computer, not sexually) and said "screw it" and published the tease. Big mistake, I should have let it simmer a while and made more revisions first.

And yes, I have the hots for her, too, so personally, I really hope you do this.

[billlr]

I thought about doing just such a tease, but I couldn't find enough high-quality pictures that I could use for what Iwanted to do.

Sorry, dude.

Bill

[Incubo]

I don't mean to pick on anyone in particular here, but I've got to agree with Masterstroke.
The one thing ALL of these tease requests have in common is.....laziness.

Every single request features someone asking for the authors here to write something based on the little movie swirling around in your head. Some are more specific than others. Some have specific kinks in mind, whatever. The point is, inside your head, you're "watching" a little movie play out of something you'd like.

Here's the thing...what do you think we do when we write a tease? We write the little movies playing inside our heads. There's absolutely no reason you can't do the same thing.