The Captions Thread

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

*pouts*

Nika

[lewis_cameron]

Hi Nika,

I'm reallllly sorry i took so long to reply, but i wanted to find a pic that did your wonderful words justice...

Merry xmas!

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

*nods approvingly*

A bit too tired for an inspired caption now, perhaps after the New Years.

Happy wanking!

Nika

[leeness]

Hi all thought id add to this great thread though I proberly like things a little different to most peeps here enjoy.

[leeness]

Just one more for today enjoy

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

You boys have been so good, here's a few more:

"Porn! Again! Okay mister that's another month in the belt. When will you learn?"

"Honey, I know its been awhile, but they're not going to burst. That's what wet dreams are for, mother nature's safety valve!"

"I know I promised this week, but ........well I don't need a reason......no! Maybe next week."

Enjoy!

Nika

[Makarov]

Here's an attempt at one of Nika's line's.

[wimphub]

Just joined the site, may I add my first humble offering.

[wimphub]

Another

[raistlan1982]

[raistlan1982]

[melv78]

I love all your captions sooo much!!!!

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

Marakov, good job!

Here's some more for you boys...

'Honey, seriously, is it worth it? You spew in like 2 minutes. Okay Okay, if you can take 20 hard cane strikes you can make a mess. Ready?'

'Now honey hush, from what I understand, the first few weeks are the hardest. Eventually, the throbbing will just be a dull ache.'

'Babydoll, why so twitchy? I'm just running my finger around the head. Its not like I'm stroking it or anything. Oh my, already a drop, are you bubbling over? Should I stop? Are you sure? Okay, honey, round and round I go, but no spurties.'

Nika

[wimphub]

Hope you enjoy.

[lewis_cameron]

Hi all,

I know I've been away for AGES, but here are my 'catch-up' efforts: