Toxic Task #1 awards announced

[SophiaStafford]

The results of Toxic Task #1 have been announced.
http://www.toxictreat.com/posts/tasks_photohumiliation1

Prizes were awarded to Philip for being first,
to Nelson for being best,
and to Dave, for being best at being worst.

I thought it might be nice if we could all just say a few words about the three special men who are being honored.

I would ask everyone to please create three sentences, each of the following form:

"I'm better than Philip/Nelson/Dave because ________"

Or, if you're traditionalist, you can just provide each with an insult.

And do be creative about it.

Sophia

[uberbear01]

Hi Sophia,

I loved your analysis on the entries!
It was really good fun to participate and now to see what you actually think of the entries!

Seriously, thank you so much for taking the time to put all this together! :)

[Baldrick]

Missed out by a few seconds! Gorram it.

[zadig]

So nice to see the results!

I'm better than Philip because I can at least spell the name of the woman who provided the task being carried out! Attention to detail goes far, especially if you want to show someone that you can submit to them.

I'm better than Nelson because my man-boobs are more adorable. Normal size areolas with pinchable nipples.

I'm better than Dave because even though I have no webcam, I also do not have that pale, flabby body.

[uberbear01]

Hi everyone,

Okay, so for this to make some sense, I'm going to have to admit to being Nelson from the task. I emailed Sophia just to say thank you really but she wanted me to share part of what I wrote with Milovana, so for your good selves, I present part of my email! :)

Also, Thank you for picking me as the least loser-y loser! lol I loved your thoughts on me and my room. Gah, chastening as they were!

"Giant Ipod"! lol I had to laugh at that one! I only had that archaic thing in my room because I had been following the football earlier that day! I perhaps should have thought about it a little more. Then again, perhaps you saw a more true me in the pic, I dunno! You're the intelligent one! :)

I got an immense feeling of pride from your favour and your words; knowing (perhaps only a little of) how cerebral you are, it's an honour to be scrutinised by you.

"The Loser who came closest to being somebody I might actually be attracted to" - I want that on my tombstone someday!

Zadig, I salute you buddy! :)

[SophiaStafford]

So nice to see the results!

I'm better than Philip because I can at least spell the name of the woman who provided the task being carried out! Attention to detail goes far, especially if you want to show someone that you can submit to them.

I'm better than Nelson because my man-boobs are more adorable. Normal size areolas with pinchable nipples.

I'm better than Dave because even though I have no webcam, I also do not have that pale, flabby body.

Great news everyone! I've just spoken with Zadig, and he's running out in the middle of the night to Walmart just to complete my second task. It's only fair, after all-- he's claimed his body is better than two of the winners. If that's not true, he's slandered their good names.

Zadig, good job for "manning up" and taking this next step. I'm sure everyone will greatly enjoy getting a chance to decide whether your claims are justified. :)

Smooches,

Sophia