Bad Tease

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Bad Tease

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Just thought that I would post on here to vote this for the tease of the month! Its hilarious and made me roll about laffing! Life is too serious! Brilliant. Sheer class!
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This was great. Hilarious.
I gave it a five stars just because it made me laugh so hard.

I sincerely hope none of my teases are like that.

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Re: Bad Tease

Post by zenlover »

I Love it. I was cracking up! Thanks for taking a light poke at something that has crossed my miond more than once. You have just started Milovana's first comedy cabaret!
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Re: Bad Tease

Post by Quazwierdcev283 »

Wonderful tease! I rarely rate teases but I had to give this one five stars. It is the only tease I have ever rated so high. I wouldn't mind seeing more teases with common mistakes authors make. A similar tease has been done before ( a flash tease) but it was more of an English while this one is just so bad that the mistakes are staring you right in the face. Thanks for brightening up my night.
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Re: Bad Tease

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You have to love Submatt, always the best teases. Excellent job, I was laughing all the way through. Imaginative as always.

Well done.

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Re: Bad Tease

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damn!
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Re: Bad Tease

Post by quin »

kudnt of sed it bedder maslf (But perhaps too subtle for some to comprehend?)
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Re: Bad Tease

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Good work. That first model was really cute, too.
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Re: Bad Tease

Post by clamps »

It's amazing how many poor teases there are like this one.

I think it made a great point. If it were possible, some quality control with teases would be great, but I understand the difficulties involved with trying to implement such a thing.

Even though milovana does have the best webteases around, it's not uncommon for other forums to mention how weak some of the grammar, spelling, continuity and storylines are. There are times where things become pretty hit and miss.

I also gave this tease a 5.
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Re: Bad Tease

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Hahaha! Truly one of the worst teases I've ever read...
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Submatt, put together a tease that defines how I've been feeling about the Milovana teases lately. And I have to agree with dicklet, that first model was a true hottie. I gave it 5 stars!
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Re: Bad Tease

Post by SexualChoc »

At first I was like
WTF?
this is a submatt tease?

Then it slowly began to sink in
This tease is AWESOME !

5 out of 5 !

I think you made the producer's version of "Spring time for Hilter"
as a very subtle joke tease.

I was laughing as I
foolishly was actually following the instructions!

I am not sure if there should be a sequal
but this is THE best parody tease so far!
(even better than my own stuff)

Hopefully it will not vanish into oblivion.
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Re: Bad Tease

Post by leeness »

The first girl was (proberly still is) realy hot.
Good fun it shows alot of the mistakes people make though bad english proberly cant be helped if its not your 1st language. I didnt rate it as its not a proper tease though its still fun.
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Re: Bad Tease

Post by fibonacci11235 »

Thank you for making a point that has been a long time coming. There is nothing worse than starting a tease and having terrible spelling or grammar as well as a lack of continuity throughout the tease. Three cheers for submatt!!!
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Re: Bad Tease

Post by sleepy_rob »

Haha genius I cant wait for the unneeded sequel that was never intended to come but the author thought why the fuck not ill do it!
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