The Captions Thread

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

*smiles at lewis*

Okay spewmonkey here you go...

'Honey, I'm tired, do I have to stroke the whole thing, or can I just rub the head?'

'Oh my, it looks all bulgy and throbby. I think that's enough stroking for today, I don't want you to risk an injury.'

'Baby, I know its been a month, but seriously you're hard all the damn time now! People are going to notice. Either you need to keep that thing under control, or we need to look into getting you one of those belt thingies.'

Nika

[lewis_cameron]

*smiles at lewis*

Okay spewmonkey here you go...

'Honey, I'm tired, do I have to stroke the whole thing, or can I just rub the head?'

'Oh my, it looks all bulgy and throbby. I think that's enough stroking for today, I don't want you to risk an injury.'

'Baby, I know its been a month, but seriously you're hard all the damn time now! People are going to notice. Either you need to keep that thing under control, or we need to look into getting you one of those belt thingies.'

Nika

Hello again Nika, I hope you approve of my latest attempts. Thankyou for providing such wonderful quotes!

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

Ahhh, I won't let the fun die. Here goes...


Again?! Didn't you make a cum-squirt last month? Okay okay, but do it outside, it makes too much of mess in here. And hurray up, the company will be here any minute.

Hmmmmmmmm, baby, I love it when you're hard. Especially if its been a little while for you. I love to look at it, run my finger up it, feel each vein, feel the blood flow, watch it twitch when I touch that special spot under the head. Oh my, look at the time, we have to get going so we're not late for the movies. No, no, no time for spewies now, lets go.

Well you've been a busy boy, so let's go through the list: Dishes - Done; Floor - Mopped; Carpets - Vacuumed. It's looking good for you baby. Oh, what's this, precum without permission. Honey, you were so close! Well, better luck next week. Okay let's get this belt back on you.

Nika

[sillynick]

Ahhh, I won't let the fun die. Here goes...


Again?! Didn't you make a cum-squirt last month? Okay okay, but do it outside, it makes too much of mess in here. And hurray up, the company will be here any minute.

Hmmmmmmmm, baby, I love it when you're hard. Especially if its been a little while for you. I love to look at it, run my finger up it, feel each vein, feel the blood flow, watch it twitch when I touch that special spot under the head. Oh my, look at the time, we have to get going so we're not late for the movies. No, no, no time for spewies now, lets go.

Well you've been a busy boy, so let's go through the list: Dishes - Done; Floor - Mopped; Carpets - Vacuumed. It's looking good for you baby. Oh, what's this, precum without permission. Honey, you were so close! Well, better luck next week. Okay let's get this belt back on you.

Nika

Wow! You have such a great imagination Miss Nika. i would love to come home to a Lady as devious and deviantly minded as You are. Oh well, i shall keep searching for that special one.

[lewis_cameron]

Ahhh, I won't let the fun die. Here goes...


Again?! Didn't you make a cum-squirt last month? Okay okay, but do it outside, it makes too much of mess in here. And hurray up, the company will be here any minute.

Hmmmmmmmm, baby, I love it when you're hard. Especially if its been a little while for you. I love to look at it, run my finger up it, feel each vein, feel the blood flow, watch it twitch when I touch that special spot under the head. Oh my, look at the time, we have to get going so we're not late for the movies. No, no, no time for spewies now, lets go.

Well you've been a busy boy, so let's go through the list: Dishes - Done; Floor - Mopped; Carpets - Vacuumed. It's looking good for you baby. Oh, what's this, precum without permission. Honey, you were so close! Well, better luck next week. Okay let's get this belt back on you.

Nika

Ohh, Nika, the quality never dips does it!

[gpb9393]

Here's one made with Comic Life Magiq: enjoy!

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[The Black]

Wow! gpb9393, great image and caption.
Keep 'em coming ...

[gpb9393]

Thanks. Glad you like it. Here's another. gb

[The Black]

Simply great, gpb9393.
If you have more please post them.

Looking forward to more captions ...

P.S. : would be much better with bigger pictures

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

Oh you silly tuggers and your porn. Here is one for you boys to work with.

Again? Really? You just had one last week! You're going to use up your whole annual allotment at this rate. Okay, if you really want, but make it quick, I invited some friends over. And once you start, that counts as doing the deed. *ding dong* Ooops, they're here, put that thing away and get us drinks.

Nika

[uberbear01]

My little effort towards this top thread! :)



Thank you for the words Nika! :)

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

Nicely done. Here's another:

Honey, I love that little squinty face you make just before you spill your goo. Oh there it is! It tells me just when to stop stroking. You really need to work on your poker face if you ever want to have a full orgasm again. Okay, let's get this belt back on.

Nika

[uberbear01]

Again, thank you for the words! Sorry this one is slightly more gratuitous! I hope it's okay though! :)

[gpb9393]

another:

[The Black]

Nice ones ...