The Captions Thread

[lewis_cameron]

Let's see if you can find images for these:

Tug, tug, tug, that's all you do! Then you make that silly squinty face, and there's a big mess to clean up. This little belt will stop all that bother.

Baby, I know its cummy day, but I can't find the key. I swear I left it right here. Well, it'll turn up eventually.

Baby, I wonder, after all this time without a cummy, do you think that I could make you squirt just by blowing on it? Let's try, okay?

Nika

Hi Nika (and everyone else!,

I know it's been a long time since my last post, and since the last of Nika's wicked quotes - damn job getting in the way of more interesting things!

Here are my efforts:







Hope they meet with your approval!

Cheers,

Lewis

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

I approve lewis. You're a good wanker.

Nika

[lewis_cameron]

I approve lewis. You're a good wanker.

Nika

Thankyou Nika!

If you have any more quotes you would like me to caption, I am your willing servant...

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

Here you go tugger, make me proud:

We go through more lotion and tissues in this house than I thought imaginable. That's it, you're on a budget, mister, one cum a month for you.

Baby, I know you like to make those little goo-volcanoes, but you're much more attentive if I keep you like this. Tell you what, next week I promise: If you're good a ruined orgasm, and if you're excellent a full wank. Sex? No no no, that's out of the question.

Oh honey, I don't know if you should make a messy tonight. It's kind of late, and I'm tired. Tell you what, you make it hard while I get ready for bed and I'll decide. But, no whimpering like last night, that made it so hard to sleep.

Nika

[Anxiety]

Wow, this is an awesome thread! A big thanks to all the contributors. I hope Snot gets his pics reposted soon, I'm looking forward to it. The comments on them are quite enticing.

[lewis_cameron]

Here you go tugger, make me proud:

We go through more lotion and tissues in this house than I thought imaginable. That's it, you're on a budget, mister, one cum a month for you.

Baby, I know you like to make those little goo-volcanoes, but you're much more attentive if I keep you like this. Tell you what, next week I promise: If you're good a ruined orgasm, and if you're excellent a full wank. Sex? No no no, that's out of the question.

Oh honey, I don't know if you should make a messy tonight. It's kind of late, and I'm tired. Tell you what, you make it hard while I get ready for bed and I'll decide. But, no whimpering like last night, that made it so hard to sleep.

Nika

Ohhhh!! More devilry from Nika!

I hope you approve of these attempts:

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

You know I don't care for the explicit ones, but you do seem to do a good job of matching the image to the text. I guess it is up to me to come up with some more for you wankers.

Nika

[Makarov]

Here's my attempt at one of your captions, Nika.

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

Did someone forget something?

Nika

[Makarov]

Whoops! Edited and updated!

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

Very good! That is exactly what I intend with these caption ideas, sexy but not explicit. She could be more, disappointed looking but you did quite well (after your first misfire).

Nika

[Makarov]

Glad you liked! Here's another attempt...this turned out more into a comic strip than a traditional caption. Hope you like.

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

*grins*

Nicely done, and I wear glasses so kudos.

Nika

[Makarov]

Thanks for the kudos! Here's another caption, this time my words, in the longer, comic strip style.

[lewis_cameron]

Did someone forget something?

Nika

Hi Nika,

Thankyou again for approving of my efforts - I will try harder to find non-explicit matches to your quotes in future...

It's just really difficult with phrases like 'keep you like this' for my basic male brain to think of anything except a mistress' fingers wrapped around me! Ohhhhh... cold shower time!

I look forward to your next batch of requests, and will try to do better next time.

Yours,

Lewis