Sexy Sunday Playtime

[sillynick]

aria that is just harsh.

i reckon, from reading the posts anyway, that birdman is going to be a lucky birdman in the next couple of days. Unless i have read what MistressD has writeen all wrong.

So, MistressD, other than the Jag being frost blue what model is it? XF? i suppose that colour was the nearest colour to denied balls blue that birdman could find.

[MistressD]

aria that is just harsh.

i reckon, from reading the posts anyway, that birdman is going to be a lucky birdman in the next couple of days. Unless i have read what MistressD has writeen all wrong.

So, MistressD, other than the Jag being frost blue what model is it? XF? i suppose that colour was the nearest colour to denied balls blue that birdman could find.

I think Nick is right - I would not be surprised if Birdman manages to get very lucky tonight... I wonder how many times a man can cum in one evening?

And it's the XJ - not the supercharged version, but since this one can already go over double our maximum speed limit, I don't think I need that anyway.

Mistress D

PS - they do offer a navy blue interior - that might have been better for the blue balls reference!

[sillynick]

Lucky birdman.

The XJ is a fantastic car. So also lucky MistressD as well. What did Karen and Your other work colleagues think when You drove up to the office in it today? Green with envy?

[MistressD]

Lucky birdman.

The XJ is a fantastic car. So also lucky MistressD as well. What did Karen and Your other work colleagues think when You drove up to the office in it today? Green with envy?

Well, three of my partners already have Jaguars and the others all drive cars like Porsches or Escalades so it fit in pretty well with them. I tended to really stick out when I was driving a 5 year old Ford Explorer...

I did show it to Karen, and one of the first things she asked was, "Have you and your husband had sex in it yet?"

I guess she knows me pretty well...

[dix]

Wow... a new car and you already had an orgasm in it!!!

It was time to get rid of Ford... and get a taste of British luxury!

aria

Firstly, Ford rock:



Secondly Jaguars were Fords and now they're Indian I think. Only the classic jags are propper British. and they're not luxury. They're gangsta style.

Oh and lastly, this is British luxury.

dix.

[birdman284]

I did show it to Karen, and one of the first things she asked was, "Have you and your husband had sex in it yet?"

I think that there would be plenty of room in the back seat if Karen wanted to join us !

[PuppyPuppet]

There's the hero of the hour!

That's a very fine gift, Birdman.

[slave alexander]

Hiya Miss JAy hope ur day wasn't too long and hard unlike my massive pipe
& that u have a nice relaxing evening

What a nice guy Birdman is!

What colour`s ur new jag then Mistress D?

have the nice afternoons yes

It's a very pretty light blue (Frost Blue Metallic is the official name) with tan interior (cashew with truffle contrast).

I took a really long way to go to work this morning so I could drive it longer!

cool sounds even nicer now!

surely its got to be 16 - 1 soon !

[dix]

Quiet on here tonight... Everyone gone out?

dix.

[slave alexander]

hello mr d hows it going im here its raining and i'm finally reading the paper which is mainly pictures

edit it seems every time i speak more people leave so maybe i should get my coat

however my hypothesis for the location of people goes as follows
Miss Jay had a long day at work and is now either soaking in the tub with a chilled glass of wine&/Dan is tending to her every need with relish

MIstress D and Birdman are either at work or driving/ enjoying their new Jag

Coconuts is drinking ale in a barn

Dubble never made it throught the experiement and is recovering in hospital

other people may b asleep or eating or surfing for porn or maybe walking

[dix]

hello mr d hows it going im here its raining and i'm finally reading the paper which is mainly pictures

edit it seems every time i speak more people leave so maybe i should get my coat

Hey Alex.

Yeah it's been raining up here all day too. Keeps it nice and cool though which is a good thing.

Dosn't look like Miss Jay's about tonight. And it seems as though MistressD has gone driving... Or maybe some other car related activity.

dix.

[slave alexander]

snap

[birdman284]

cool sounds even nicer now!

surely its got to be 16 - 1 soon !

I'm hoping it will end up more like 16-5!

Not that I got the car for that reason - she really did need a new car and I like the idea of her having something that I might want to borrow on occasion...

Plus I really want a new set of golf clubs that are kind of pricy, but she can't really complain about that now...

[dix]

Plus I really want a new set of golf clubs that are kind of pricy, but she can't really complain about that now...

The truth always comes out in the end.

dix.

[slave alexander]

cool sounds even nicer now!

surely its got to be 16 - 1 soon !

I'm hoping it will end up more like 16-5!

Not that I got the car for that reason - she really did need a new car and I like the idea of her having something that I might want to borrow on occasion...

Plus I really want a new set of golf clubs that are kind of pricy, but she can't really complain about that now...

haha genius *points at temple*