The Captions Thread

[gestalt]

Ummm...this is just a wild shot in the dark Mr The Black, but if you are so keen on this thread, why on earth don't you post a couple of captions yourself?? The only way these things work is if lots of people join in and have a go. You've asked for more captions at least 6 times without having a single go yourself...isn't that just a bit greedy?

[The Black]

Hi, gestalt,

Whether I post captions or not is a different issue.

I was just requesting (not asking) for more captions (did you
happen to miss the words "Please" in the post or do you not
know what they mean).
I happen to like captions; is that a crime ?

I think I can request as many times that I want to, as long
as I'm being civil and polite, not rude and pushy !!, which
brings me to the word "greedy" in your post used to describe
my request.

I think that's a bit harsh.

If a forum post is such a pain in the ass for some then I will
stop requesting.

Thank you...

PS :
I didn't happen to catch any of your captions anywhere ???? !!!!

[lewis_cameron]

Hi, gestalt,

Whether I post captions or not is a different issue.

I was just requesting (not asking) for more captions (did you
happen to miss the words "Please" in the post or do you not
know what they mean).
I happen to like captions; is that a crime ?

I think I can request as many times that I want to, as long
as I'm being civil and polite, not rude and pushy !!, which
brings me to the word "greedy" in your post used to describe
my request.

I think that's a bit harsh.

If a forum post is such a pain in the ass for some then I will
stop requesting.

Thank you...

PS :
I didn't happen to catch any of your captions anywhere ???? !!!!

Gentlemen, gentlemen!! Let's all take a deep breath shall we??

gestalt - as one of the caption authors I have absolutely no problem with theblack publicly demonstrating his enthusiasm for our work, and i dare say the other authors agree with me.

theblack - 'requesting' and 'asking' are, like, totally the same thing dude! But you are quite right: as long as you're polite, appreciative, and not 'demanding', you can (and should) request more captions as often as you like.

We're all on the same team guys!

[lewis_cameron]

Pats lewis on the head. Good wanker. I especially like no. 2 and 3. I did say I didn't want explicit images, but I will admit the last is a rather good choice.

Nika

Awww, shucks!! Thankyou Nika. I'm sorry to have chosen a more explicit image for the last caption, but I thought it fitted with your devilish quote too well to be passed up.

I'm pleased you liked them!

Cheers,

Lewis

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

Let's see if you can find images for these:

Tug, tug, tug, that's all you do! Then you make that silly squinty face, and there's a big mess to clean up. This little belt will stop all that bother.

Baby, I know its cummy day, but I can't find the key. I swear I left it right here. Well, it'll turn up eventually.

Baby, I wonder, after all this time without a cummy, do you think that I could make you squirt just by blowing on it? Let's try, okay?

Nika

[The Black]

Hi, OnaniaOrgasm,

The contents of your Picasa webalbum titled "Captioned 0711" at
http://picasaweb.google.com/Onania.Org/Captioned0711?authkey=Gv1sRgCMzZ8aS7nOTemgE#
which had 200 or so captioned pics, has recently changed or have been updated.
The present album only has 50 pics. The other pictures are missing !!

Can you please tell me how to view your earlier batch of captioned pics ??

I didn't get a chance to view all of them and would really like to do so.

Thanks a million in advance ...

BTW, your captions are PHENOMENAL !!!

[The Black]

Hi, lewis_cameron,

Thank you for understanding my POV and your support.

We are all indeed on the same team (or at least should be).

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

*taps on the glass*

Lewis, lewis, take your hand of your twig for five minutes and get busying making new captions. I gave you some material, you cum-spewing monkey.

Nika

[Snot]

lol @ Lewis...

I'll have a go at it with your material but in the mean time here's a link to one of my favorite sites. It has a lot of chastity captions.

http://ptathuk.blogspot.com/

[cumhardy]

Hey, just showing my appreciation for this thread. Please keep the captions cumming!

[cumhardy]

heres some I made
I was in a nursey kinda mood

[lewis_cameron]

They're grrrreat, hardy!

Shame the last three didn't post, though: I bet they were just as good as the first two...

[cumhardy]

aw no they must have been taken down they appeared at first... does anyone know a better imagehosting site I could use instead?

[The Black]

Hi, cumhardy,
Try "ImageVenue.com".
It's a very popular image-hosting site.
If that doesn't work for some reason, then I can give you some more names.

Keep the captions coming ...

[cumhardy]

EDIT: Fixed