Saturday Playtime!

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Re: Saturday Playtime!

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1000 ball spanks ??? :w00t: try replacing with pounds sterling :-P
or maybe a combination of strokes and quids haha &/ orgasm mmmm yes please :w00t:

ok ok 500 ball spanks
and 500 orgasm
sound good !?

maybe i should shut up haha
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dix wrote:
MistressD wrote: I did notice that! We actually play a lot in the shower - when we had our master bathroom re-done a few years ago the main thing we did was put a double sized shower in that has six shower heads so that you hit by hot, pulsating water from all directions. It feels really nice to be in there!

I think we might have to add the new toy just to see how much more fun it can be!

Mistress D
You could even take it out to the pool on nice sunny days. ;-)

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The police might show up because the neighbors would hear too much moaning and screaming coming from our backyard!

I think the rabbit probably needs to remain an indoor toy!
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haha or you could use gags :-P or pillows again!!
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MistressD wrote: I think the rabbit probably needs to remain an indoor toy!
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You've made the rabbit sad now Miss D! It just wanted to go out to play! :lol:

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There is but one solution to an out of control rabbit.....


Fetch the holy hand grenade of Antioch!
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dix wrote:
MistressD wrote: I think the rabbit probably needs to remain an indoor toy!
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You've made the rabbit sad now Miss D! It just wanted to go out to play! :lol:

dix.

That pic looks dangerously close to falling under the new sexual offences legislation dix! :-P :\'-( :-O :lol: :lol:
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coconuts wrote:There is but one solution to an out of control rabbit.....


Fetch the holy hand grenade of Antioch!
Everyone behind Sir Coconuts!

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And the number of thy counting shall be three. Not two, lest thou proceed to three.
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coconuts wrote:And the number of thy counting shall be three. Not two, lest thou proceed to three.
5 is right out!
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coconuts wrote:There is but one solution to an out of control rabbit.....


Fetch the holy hand grenade of Antioch!
Birdman was just watching that last weekend. You boys and Monty Python!

Anytime he watches that movie I get about a week of being called "Foul Temptress!"

There was some other name from that movie he used to call me too, but he seems stuck on "Foul Temptress" now...
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MistressD wrote:
coconuts wrote:There is but one solution to an out of control rabbit.....


Fetch the holy hand grenade of Antioch!
Birdman was just watching that last weekend. You boys and Monty Python!

Anytime he watches that movie I get about a week of being called "Foul Temptress!"

There was some other name from that movie he used to call me too, but he seems stuck on "Foul Temptress" now...
I think the other name was "Watery Tart" but I would only use that if you were out by the pool!
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Moistened Bint?

What a lovely expression
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coconuts wrote:Moistened Bint?

What a lovely expression
If I have a choice, I think I'd rather be called "Watery Tart" rather than "Moistened Bint", but then again, I'm not really sure what a "Bint" is!

(Actually, I'd rather not be called any of those... but he does seem to enjoy his little Holy Grail jokes...)
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"Bint" I believe is arabic for "daughter" I think.

which is interesting when you look at it in the context that it was used in the film

"If I went around saying I was an emperor because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away! "

They were jolly clever that pithon lot!
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Image This is a magnificent bint
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