Win some playtime!

[dix]

dan's been a VERY bad boy!

He's deffinatly not the messiah!

dix.

[coconuts]

dan's been a VERY bad boy!

He's deffinatly not the messiah!

dix.

Mother: Ooohr...
Crowd: Brian! Brian! Show us the Messiah!
Mother: Now you listen here! He's not the Messiah! He's a
very naughty boy! Now go away!
Crowd: Who are you?
Mother: I'm his mother, that's who!
Crowd: Behold his mother! Behold his mother! Praise unto
thee, Mother of Brian! Blessed art thou! Hosianna! All
things to thee, now and always!
Mother: Ah, now don't think you can get around me like that!
He's not coming out, and that's my final word! Now, shove
off!

[dix]

Mother: Ooohr...
Crowd: Brian! Brian! Show us the Messiah!
Mother: Now you listen here! He's not the Messiah! He's a
very naughty boy! Now go away!
Crowd: Who are you?
Mother: I'm his mother, that's who!
Crowd: Behold his mother! Behold his mother! Praise unto
thee, Mother of Brian! Blessed art thou! Hosianna! All
things to thee, now and always!
Mother: Ah, now don't think you can get around me like that!
He's not coming out, and that's my final word! Now, shove
off!

"Are there any.... Women here?"
"No." "no" "no we're all men"

I love that scene.

dix.

Edit: I do prefer the Holy Grail though. That rabbit cracks me up every time.

[slave alexander]

He's not the Messiah! He's a
very naughty boy!
thats my fav great stuff!!

have you seen it in french !! not quite the same haha

[coconuts]

He's not the Messiah! He's a
very naughty boy!
thats my fav great stuff!!

have you seen it in french !! not quite the same haha

Or the Holy Grail translated into Japanese then back into English....hilarious.


Fetch the holy handgrenade of Antioch!

[slave alexander]

haha i bet ^^

do you like kung fu movies
i love the dubbed stuff

"I have the book of the snake and the crane,...

ur fathers style is useless, why i wouldnt hire him to wipe my ass! now get out of here shit head or i`ll kill you as well
* Da da de*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSupIwKi5bY Snake and crane end fight!

[dix]

Fetch the holy handgrenade of Antioch!

"And thou shall count unto 3. 2, and thou have not counted enough, 4 and thou have counted to much. 5 is right out. Then thou shall toss the holy handgrenade of Antioch at thy foe, who being naughty in my eyes shall snuff it."

Classic.

dix.

[dix]

do you like kung fu movies
i love the dubbed stuff

Do you think your wu-tang sword can defeat me?

dix.

[slave alexander]

The game of chess is like a sword fight ,
you must think first * hiyite*
b4 u move

[georgecuck]

Morning all!

I am just checking in quickly. I have to head out for the day (and night) pretty soon, and then I will be be away (with no internet access ) for a few days! This will mean no playtime for several days for this little pet

Miss Jay, I haven't had the chance to do the next level yet, and there is no way I will make 5pm deadline (I have other deadlines to make, which determine whether I pass or not). Iam really sorry. I will assume when I return there will be some punishment pending and I will take it willingly.

I hope you all have a great weekend!

And Miss Jay, I hope you feel better soon. Take care of yourself!

[dubble]

Morning all!

IMiss Jay, I haven't had the chance to do the next level yet, and there is no way I will make 5pm deadline (I have other deadlines to make, which determine whether I pass or not).

I hope you all have a great weekend!

And Miss Jay, I hope you feel better soon. Take care of yourself!

You too, g! Good luck with your deadlines!

[MistressD]

dan's been a VERY bad boy! "Forgot" to put his cage back on? He must have been really DRUNK... maybe? That MIGHT be his only excuse... unless he's got something bigger up his sleeve like smooth 'old' bird! I can only hope for You, Miss.

Well, if Dan is like Birdman, he certainly doesn't keep the bigger thing up his sleeve

By the way - it turns out that as much as Birdman doesn't like a 10 minute palming session normally, he really doesn't like it when it starts right after he cums! He seemed to really enjoy the orgasm too - you should have seen how quickly his expression changed! ( )

It's a good thing I had him tied securely. Even though I had thought about doing this more than once last night I thought we better not since he seemed likely to break our bed with all of his wriggling and straining!

We really have to think about adding a dungeon. I could have used a nice solid wooden rack last night...

Mistress D

[slave alexander]

[coconuts]

Please will you sign my petition to persuade Miss Jay to post a pic of herself at the first page of all of her threads? Its such a joy to log on and see her

C x

[dubble]

By the way - it turns out that as much as Birdman doesn't like a 10 minute palming session normally, he really doesn't like it when it starts right after he cums! He seemed to really enjoy the orgasm too - you should have seen how quickly his expression changed! ( )

It's a good thing I had him tied securely. Even though I had thought about doing this more than once last night I thought we better not since he seemed likely to break our bed with all of his wriggling and straining!

We really have to think about adding a dungeon. I could have used a nice solid wooden rack last night...

Mistress D

A little payback from the locked car door incident I see...

Just say the word and I'll be up to build whatever dungeon/racksYou desire, Miss D! Seems I'm living my dream through bird...!

No need to 'rush' into things either (and palm bird more than one session). Going at him once this time is good... so he'll have something more to look forward to 'next time', maybe even BEG You NOT to orgasm!!

I know I'd break the bed if it were me tied to it and that happened... either that or I'd accidentally perform self-amputation of my hands from trying to get free! !