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slave alexander
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by slave alexander » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:27 pm
This is the noise my phone makes when i get a text
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jHXv-_br64 not the whol tune!
Roni size heros d&b
In coming call i cant find the link haha but it starts with a gun shot goes into a frantic beat and ends with a female orgasm (not great when i forget to put it on silent at a customers!!)
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choice
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by choice » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:29 pm
coconuts
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by coconuts » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:34 pm
Well it looks like C has crashed and burned again!!! There is debris all over the runway
(appropriate pic required)
“When a man is pushed, tormented, defeated, he has a chance to learn something” Emerson
To Err is human, to really f**k it up takes a coconuts!
neo36
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by neo36 » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:34 pm
ariareflection wrote: [
Little Miss Jay wrote:
Well since you are not doing my 'i am worthy' task you should do all 3 of my teases tonight?! Hee hee!!
Little Miss Jay x
Have a nice time Neo.
aria
Hehe I guess it pays to be unworthy sometimes
only 1:30 hours before my pints...... dang long day and bloody databases to fix...... I shouldn't be reading this forums.....
EDIT:
Hmmm I think I spoke too fast.... I have no clue what's in tease #1 and #3 of miss jay so I might be sorry...... but one thing I'm sure of is that there are nice pics in them.
slave alexander
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by slave alexander » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:38 pm
Sorry to hear that C why dont you have a Guinness
Edit jinx!
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Little Miss Jay
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by Little Miss Jay » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:38 pm
coconuts wrote: Well it looks like C has crashed and burned again!!! There is debris all over the runway
(appropriate pic required)
That's your cue i think Alexander! Speak of the devil!!!
Little Miss Jay x
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by Little Miss Jay » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:39 pm
coconuts wrote: dix wrote: coconuts wrote: Coconuts is staring at the phone waiting for the bing bong that means its all ok.
What's up C?
dix.
women dix thats what
*Clears throat*
Little Miss Jay x
dix
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by dix » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:40 pm
Little Miss Jay wrote:
*Clears throat*
Little Miss Jay x
This is why I ran for cover...
dix.
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by Little Miss Jay » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:41 pm
dix wrote: slave alexander wrote: haha have you seen those sat navs with the Mr T voice option
turn left
Fool
do a u turn suckha
If you drive near an airport does it say "I ain't gettin on no plane fool!"?
dix.
I love the snickers adverts now! What a legend! 'You ain't hurt!'
Little Miss Jay x
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by Little Miss Jay » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:42 pm
dix wrote: Little Miss Jay wrote:
*Clears throat*
Little Miss Jay x
This is why I ran for cover...
dix.
Coconuts clearly doesn't realise I am a woman and that I read ALL posts!
Little Miss Jay x
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by dix » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:43 pm
Little Miss Jay wrote:
I love the snickers adverts now! What a legend! 'You ain't hurt!'
Little Miss Jay x
"Powerwalking!? You're a disgrace to the man race fool! Now RUN! If I ever catch you acting like a crazy fool again there'll be trouble with a capital Mr T."
dix.
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by coconuts » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:43 pm
Little Miss Jay wrote:
*Clears throat*
Little Miss Jay x
That sounds like a nasty cough you have there Miss Jay
Edit joking honestly.....no offence intended
Damn you devil fingers step away from the keyboard
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“When a man is pushed, tormented, defeated, he has a chance to learn something” Emerson
To Err is human, to really f**k it up takes a coconuts!
slave alexander
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by slave alexander » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:44 pm
my sister sat on my toy ateam van and broke it haha
she had a big bruise tho
edit it was along time ago
& i didnt bruise her! Twas the van cee
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dix
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by dix » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:44 pm
coconuts wrote:
That sounds like a nasty cough you have there Miss Jay
Pst.. Coconuts... It's driving they can't do not reading.
dix.