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Aye skelf aint english neiva no wot i mean innit mate :-D

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MistressD wrote: But a motorcycle... Big, powerful, vibrating engine between my leather clad legs... If I wasn't afraid of being killed on one, that would seem very appealing! Plus my hair would always be a mess!

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Mmmmm, leather! Miss D, I have no doubt You'll be getting a motorcycle quite soon even if You won't ride it. There's no harm in tying bird to it while You mount him and REV that powerful, vibrating engine and order him NOT to cum! Just think how much fun that could be! Your hair might not even get mussed up! ;-) :lol: :-D
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slave alexander wrote:Aye skelf aint english neiva no wot i mean innit mate :-D
Lucky for me I'm watching "My Fair Lady" right now... iss howping mae deecipha yow Aingleesh! Hahah :lol:
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slave alexander wrote:One of my relatives first learnt to drive on a motorbike
& one time when he was learning (you go with an instructor in a convoy) he ended up driving straight over a round about and landed in a ditch!! :lol:
do you have round abouts state side?

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Ps I agree with the gents about the leathers :innocent: :blush: too
No roundie-bouts here alex. Seen 'em on TV tho. Drivers here couldn't handle it!
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dubble wrote:
slave alexander wrote:Aye skelf aint english neiva no wot i mean innit mate :-D
Lucky for me I'm watching "My Fair Lady" right now... iss howping mae deecipha yow Aingleesh! Hahah :lol:

I`m gonna go with yes :-P :no: :yes:

ps :stupid:

now if that is not a record for the most frequent usage of stupid sign in Milo forum history i would be surprised
:lol: :yes: :wave: 8-)

Edti i didnt think you did but then felt a bit stupid for a while after posting (the two may have been related!!)
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Dan wrote:The z4's a tidy little car! The new z4 they've just released is pretty damn sexy too :-D
Definitely a chick-magnet... unless you're dressed as a maid while driving it! :lol: ;-) :-P Hey, maybe even then! :-D
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Cars :-P are boring!!

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Helena wrote:
Little Miss Jay wrote: Hmmm... Alexander you can have the ice AND the ball spanks!!! :lol:

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aria why haven't you offered to take the ballspanks too? Take 50 now and then put an ice-cube in your ass to cool-off! :lol:

MistressD you're absolutely right. And i think he should always drive all naked and chastitied with open-roof. :lol:
Helena, do You have an 'aria-alarm' that goes off when ari isn't taking enough ball spanks? ;-) :-D Or maybe it notifies You for every 20 posts ari makes? You drop in at the most opportune times! :lol: You're too cool! :lol: Maybe ari would say You're COLD, but I'd say it's HIM that's probably cold! :lol:
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slave alexander wrote:Cars :-P are boring!!
Cars CAN be boring, but some are SEXY, cool... AND chick magnets! It's definitely a way to gain one's own independence. Ever had a woman 'go down' while driving at 100 mph (160 km/h?)? Nothing is boring about that! :w00t:
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Helena wrote:MistressD you're absolutely right. And i think he should always drive all naked and chastitied with open-roof. :lol:
I bet that would make Aria drive a lot safer! He wouldn't want to get pulled over by the police...

Or would he :hmmm: ? Aria does seem to have some unusual desires!
I think he'd want the policeman to use his nightstick! :lol: ;-) :-P
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dix wrote: Lol I think Aria would prefare to stay fully male. :lol: But then it is Miss Helenas descission. :-P dix.
When Hell-ena waxes him, you never know WHAT might get pulled off! :yikes: :lol:
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Helena wrote:
dix wrote:Lol I think Aria would prefare to stay fully male. :lol:

dix.
Maybe i'll find out it with an interrogation under my cane. :-D

@alex, i was thinking of changing my avatar too and put my own lips but dubble hasn't sent me yet the peppers. :-P
Just making sure You'll have them fresh for Your July vacation with ari... ;-) :-D . I wouldn't want them to spoil and go unused now! :lol:
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ariareflection wrote:
Helena wrote:Maybe i'll find out it with an interrogation under my cane. :-D
Go for it and mark me however you like, i don't care! :lol: I will not EVER wear that CB! :closedeyes:

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OH MY! :-O The gauntlet HAS been thrown! :-O THAT sounds like a challenge, like purposeful disregard AND disrespect, ari! Can't wait to read what this punishment will be (100+ days in chastity? A tattoo or branding? 1000 cane strokes... to the BALLS?)!

Helena, how can ari say he'll never wear one when he'll be tied up so tightly? Now You KNOW he wants to wear one for a LONG time!! :lol: :yes:
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Little Miss Jay wrote:I wonder what Helena has in store for Aria when they are away...

I think she should tie Aria to the bed, put a vibrating anal toy in his ass and then leave him like that for at least an hour! Hopefully there is a cleaner due in the hotel room (if you are staying in a hotel) she will see you in your desperate state... You'd be gagged so you wouldn't be able to ask for help!

Lets make the cleaner really hot and sexy as well! ;-) She'd just laugh at you and take a photo on her mobile and send it to all of her friends!

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I think Helena would make sure it's a gay, MALE room-cleaner for ari! :lol:
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