Saturday tease

[coconuts]

Hmmm very true Aria... Although, I do think we should get you some nice shoes to go with that maids outfit!

Little Miss Jay x

I'm sure You'd make him buy open-toed heels so that everyone can his his toenails after You make him PAINT them, right?

They'd have to match his fingernails dubs

[dix]

Hmmm very true Aria... Although, I do think we should get you some nice shoes to go with that maids outfit!

Little Miss Jay x

dix is making messies and i think he should dress like a maid to clean them.

aria

I've made no such messies! I've been a good pet today!

dix.

[slave alexander]

Hello everybody
The above conversation was a while ago !!

However; I`ve just got back in, may i say firstly: I wear size 13 widefit shoes!!

Secondly Dix I thought that was ur name first time round and i called u it and then u were going on about the pets calling you it now!! I think i may need glasses! In my defence Miss jay had refered to you on the same page as"Dix" It was only after leaning in a bit and squinting that i realized my reading error

[coconuts]

Hello everybody
The above conversation was a while ago !!

However; I`ve just got back in, may i say firstly: I wear size 13 widefit shoes!!

Secondly Dix I thought that was ur name first time round and i called u it and then u were going on about the pets calling you it now!! I think i may need glasses! In my defence Miss jay had refered to you on the same page as"Dix" It was only after leaning in a bit and squinting that i realized my reading error

Didn't your mother tell you it would make you blind?

[slave alexander]

Haha i did think that at the time !!!
On the subject of glases did u c cris gayle the other day!!
This is as near as i can get. If you imagine these in bright yellow and normal size
Looked a rite wally

[dix]

Didn't your mother tell you it would make you blind?

Wanking and carrots. Too much of one and not enough of the other.

dix.

[coconuts]

Didn't your mother tell you it would make you blind?

Wanking and carrots. Too much of one and not enough of the other.

dix.

Funny isn't it how as a teenager it was all wanking and no carrots, yet since meeting Miss Jay here, its all carrots/cucumbers/rudeboys and no wanking.....

that is what they call irony I think!

[dix]

Funny isn't it how as a teenager it was all wanking and no carrots, yet since meeting Miss Jay here, its all carrots/cucumbers/rudeboys and no wanking.....

that is what they call irony I think!

It's only when you find out Miss Jay has green fingers and is a grower of fine prize marrows that you need to be worried Coconuts.

Anyhow. I'm off to bed. Night guys.

dix.