The Apprentice!

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Dan wrote:
birdman284 wrote: (And actually, when I said earlier that I had never been arrested, I should note that I don't consider being detained by Yale campus police as having been arrested... )
:lol: damn campus police!
Back to the embarassing moments from last week...

If you ever think it would be romantic to surprise your girlfriend by showing up at about 2:00 AM, climbing up the outside of her dormitory and sneaking in through her window - all while carrying flowers, you should make sure that you go to the right floor...

The blood-curdling scream from the room directly below mine was a very interesting way to be woken up though!
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slave alexander wrote:Being a student surely is all about...
Stealing my tax money and eating spagetti hoops? :huh:

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MistressD wrote: Back to the embarassing moments from last week...

If you ever think it would be romantic to surprise your girlfriend by showing up at about 2:00 AM, climbing up the outside of her dormitory and sneaking in through her window - all while carrying flowers, you should make sure that you go to the right floor...

The blood-curdling scream from the room directly below mine was a very interesting way to be woken up though!
Bahahaha, surley not..... :rofl: Poor Birdman!!

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Dlx wrote:
slave alexander wrote:Being a student surely is all about Stealing my tax money and eating spagetti


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slave alexander wrote: arias dress is surely black??!!
then again maybe not
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Lookin' good Aria. ;-)

I'm sure your Mistress could rent you out and earn some good money. :rofl:

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Dlx wrote:
MistressD wrote: Back to the embarassing moments from last week...

If you ever think it would be romantic to surprise your girlfriend by showing up at about 2:00 AM, climbing up the outside of her dormitory and sneaking in through her window - all while carrying flowers, you should make sure that you go to the right floor...

The blood-curdling scream from the room directly below mine was a very interesting way to be woken up though!
Bahahaha, surley not..... :rofl: Poor Birdman!!

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It seemed so simple - her room was on the 3rd floor, the bricks on the side of building seemed to be made to give great hand and foot holds, I'd had a few drinks so it never occurred to me that I could probably kill myself...

It just turned out that for some reason I had forgotten that she was on the 4th floor.

The first tipoff that something was wrong was when I came through the window and found myself on a desk. I thought, "She doesn't have a desk right by the window" and that's about when the screaming started...
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Thats a really nice story aria i feel guilty for posting that pic above !!
I can take it down If you like??(it may be taken down anyway in about 8mins!!) ?? :-D
Have those panties made you go all mushy inside?:lol: :-P (i mean; mentally not mushy in a rude way(!) :-P
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ariareflection wrote:
birdman284 wrote: It seemed so simple - her room was on the 3rd floor, the bricks on the side of building seemed to be made to give great hand and foot holds, I'd had a few drinks so it never occurred to me that I could probably kill myself...

It just turned out that for some reason I had forgotten that she was on the 4th floor.

The first tipoff that something was wrong was when I came through the window and found myself on a desk. I thought, "She doesn't have a desk right by the window" and that's about when the screaming started...
:lol: :lol: :lol:
If you made that now, you would end up both arrested by police and spanked by MistressD. :lol:

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I'm sure I would be arrested if I did that today! I think I was just lucky that I was still a student (even if it was a different school) and the fact that I had flowers - which wouldn't be a typical weapon for breaking into a room. The security guys just laughed at me and actually so did the girl that I surprised once she realised what I was trying to do. And it did help that my Mistress showed up pretty quickly... If she hadn't I would have been in bigger trouble!
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ariareflection wrote:
birdman284 wrote:And it did help that my Mistress showed up pretty quickly... If she hadn't I would have been in bigger trouble!
I hope you rewarded her somehow for this. :-P If not, there's still time for some kissing and massaging. :blush:

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Well, I did propose to her about a month after that. Although you could certainly argue that I got the bigger reward when she accepted!

Birdman

PS - Aria, I haven't read your webtease, but it must be insane - it seems to be nothing but a trail of failures and guys asking their Mothers if they could cum(?)! I'm almost afraid to look!
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goodnight :wave:
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