[CURSED RELEASE] Ṯḧḕ ḶṏṠṮ ṮḀṖḕ

[NexusClown]

Can't wait to watch but just in case

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are there any jump scares?

[smutreader]

Damn impressive CH video. I just wish it was a bit longer.

[Required]

I loved the idea behind this.

[A Ghoul Editor]

Wow, this was very impressive!
Haven't had the chance to enjoy it uninterrupted yet but I look forward to it, and I don't even like Cock Heros.
Hopefully I won't die.

...whoever made this back in the day is really good.

This whole thing turned to a nightmare. I just want to wake up. I don't want to have anything to do with this cursed tape anymore.

You're a pussy, come on, grow up. Record the rest of it.

[fragrantEmulsion]

Is Zach ded?

[chual99]

Is Zach ded?

I'm pretty sure "Zach" is an alt account created the day he posted. Good hype game, though.

[blarb]

Very refreshing! Hope this inspires other CH makers to commit to strong concepts. Appreciate the use of non-EDM music and of material not seen so far in the CH world.

[doremi]

Big BIG Humongous Spoiler:

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There is very sparse, contradicting evidence and testimonies. Some estimate the origin around 90s, others say early/mid 00s. It's been theorized that this creation could pre-date not only the original work of AndyP and Lalaland, but perhaps even the Guitar Hero game franchise, which would make it easily the first "Cock Hero style" video ever made.

Unless Mynodues P. has a time travel machine, the use of the 2000 Playmate Calendar video footage is some proof that the creator survived Y2K and released afterward.

This is a very well crafted production, but scary mood experience. I just hate that Zach broke the tape.
To everyone, try it if you dare!

[BobbyPlissken]

Brilliant idea! I really liked it.

[smutreader]

Is there a funscript for this one yet?

[doremi]

Is there a funscript for this one yet?

No! it's a deathscript.

[smutreader]

Lol. I'll take one of those too!

[fagustree]

Is Zach dead??

Zach is not dead.

In fact, I really have to apologize to Zach about being such a curmudgeon, lol.
ZACH! OR SHOULD I SAY, "MYNODUES"!?
"MYNODUES P"!

Cheers dude. You had us all going.
.... Well at the very least, me

[magixtrip]

This Cock Hero was well crafted, and I liked the little story around it to set the mood.
And it's also very different from Pseudonym's other creations (I'm probably not the only one assuming that "Mynodues P." not only stands for "pseudonym", but for the creator named "Pseudonym").

[Pseudonym]

Ok, I usually don't comment on other people work, but after watching this, I have to say I'm NOT impressed.
The Zach's story is boring, poorly written, dull and empty of any meaning and obviously not planned very well. The video itself just barely passes as "OK". - That is if you have very poor taste in CHs and think this is the standard that we now accept.

- The round 1 editing is completely off. Seems very rushed, as if even the author himself hated it and wanted to move on as quickly as possible. I don't blame him.

- Round 2 is just dull and monotonous. One scene, couple of cuts and that's... it? The laziness on display here is almost offensive!

- I'll not comment on the round 3 since that's not even a round at all. I would gladly criticize the work that was put into it, if there was any.

- Rund 4 is trying to be all cute and playful with the editing, unfortunately the author clearly lacks skills necessary to pull it off and the result is just embarrassing.

- Round 5 is the only one where it seems like our author at least tried. The reason is perhaps because of his misogynistic obsession with degrading women with facial cumshots.


Overall, this seems like half baked, half Cock Hero, put together in two weeks of manic state by someone who thought they are way smarter than they actually are.

There is no lost tape, and there never was!