my name is Zach and I've been lurking on this forum for longer that I would like to admit. What I'm about to tell you will sound crazy, but I promise it's true. I should also mention – if you get disturbed easily, do yourself a favor and leave this thread.
Milovana has a dark secret that only select few know of, and even fewer who are willing to speak of - as I had the displeasure of learning on my own skin. This post might disappear without any trace left together with my account at any moment. But I don't care anymore. As the time goes, I've become less and less concerned with the warnings and threats I've received in return for my curiosity.
I any case, at this point there is nothing that can stop the truth to be finally revealed in public:
I'm speaking of a video referred as "The lost tape" – (since the original name is unknown)
There is very sparse, contradicting evidence and testimonies. Some estimate the origin around 90s, others say early/mid 00s. It's been theorized that this creation could pre-date not only the original work of AndyP and Lalaland, but perhaps even the Guitar Hero game franchise, which would make it easily the first "Cock Hero style" video ever made.
One thing that seems undisputed by the reports is the name of its author:
"Mynodues"
A young Eastern European guy, who put this thing together using nothing but analog editing.(!)
Tragically, before he could share his finished project with anyone, he suddenly died in unexplained circumstances.
Pretty weird, right?
But that's not even a beginning of the rabbit hole that I've delved into for better part of the last decade in my search for this unspoken and disturbing relict of CH history. This thing has a whole mythos build around it!
The truth is shrouded in webs of lies and machinations by some of the prominent users of this forum.
Stories of paranormal events, tales asserting that everyone who would dare to watch this CH and lost, will certainly lose their life!
And the one that was boggling my mind for the longest time:
The cursed master VHS tape.
Now, if you ask me – I think these stories are all bunch of bull crap.
Except for one.
I guess, at this point I owe you an explanation for why I'm sharing all of this with you.
I hope you are sitting because here comes the bomb:
I've found it!
I'm not even joking. After all these years, I finally found it!
As I'm writing this with my shaking fingers, the VHS cassette is sitting right here on my desk with big letters written in black marker, saying: "Mynodues"
I'm sure you are curious, but I'll have to leave out details of my search and the places it took me in order to protect identity of my sources.
Now, here comes to exciting part!
I haven't watched it yet. As you can probably imagine, these days it's not as easy as just shoving it into your home video recorder and hit play. I would like to record the video and upload it here. Technical matters are not my strong suit so if anyone wants to comment here or DM me with tips on how to do that, I would be forever grateful.
I can't wait to share this long-lost pornographic artifact from a different era with you!
I'll update this post in next couple of days.
[Update - 20.5.2022]
I've been very busy in these last couple of days, things in my personal life got little bit "complicated", including my sleep schedule. The response that I've got from you so far is about what I expected, but it didn't contributed to my mood either. Despite of that, I haven't forgotten about The tape.
While the messages and comments that I’ve received here so far were unfortunately less then helpful, I’ve had very nice conversation in my DMs with a person who was able to explain what exactly I need to do in order to record the VHS to my PC.
I’ve asked around among my friends and acquaintances and it turns out my father in law still has his old video recorder! All I need to do is just:
1) Drive there tomorrow and find that old junk in their attic.
2) And finally come up with a bullet proof explanation why I actually need it. lol
Hopefully it will be still working after all these years of collecting dust.
When it comes to the PC side, I’ve ordered the capture card and cables that were recommended to me by that one Good Samaritan. Thank you so much – you know who.
I'll be eagerly waiting for the package to arrive – most likely next week.
[Update 22.5.2022]
I fucked up.
When collecting the video recorder from my father in law's attic, I've noticed there is a small CRT television too. I'm still waiting for the capture card to arrive so I thought I might just borrow the TV as well.
My initial plan was to watch the video after I transfer it to my PC, but with the recorder and TV all set up, I couldn't resist the temptation. I had a feeling that I shouldn't, but it was like the cassette was drawing me towards itself.
"I should make sure that the VHS is authentic and functioning, right? Just a little peak. It's way too late and I don't have time to play through it anyway. Just a little skim through to see what's in there."
Finally putting the cassette in and pressing play was so exhilarating.
It worked, it is indeed a Cock Hero style video and it was, without any doubt, made by Mynodeus.
It is The lost tape I and few others were looking for all these years.
I'll try to describe what I saw while fast forwarding through the video. (Spoilers)
- Spoiler: show
At minute 25 the recorder produced the most terrifying sound that I've ever heard in my life while the screen read:
"Don't skip ahead!"
I had to plug off the whole thing.
Even now when writing this, I have chills running down my spine.
The cassette now seems to be stuck and won't play anymore.
[Release 26.5.2022]
I haven't slept since the last update.
Day, nights, it all blended together while I was fixing the tape.
It needed to be fixed. It wanted to be fixed. It spoke to me.
And I did as it said.
I've recorded the first 25 minutes of the cassette this night. The rest might be lost forever.
But I couldn't bear to watch it.
I uploaded it and I'm posting the link here for anyone who dares to see it for themselves:
- Spoiler: show
Symbol of Faith
If you had the last mint copy, it no longer is.