Now, there are some things that you know about me and some things that you don't. For example, EVERYONE knows that the Leeroy Jerkins is an all-around badass and ladykiller, BUT ... did you know that the Leeroy Jerkins is ALSO a literary scholar!?

I read this quote from Sofi in the last set that I played:
Skirata wrote: Sat May 07, 2022 2:48 am
Sofi: I've heard a great deal about you from Malena, Mia, and of course....Caprice
And it reminded me of a passage from one of my FAVORITE Victorian-era plays, "The Importance of Being Earnest."
Now, I know some of you young bucks are still at the university, working on your fancy book-learning, and that's good for you. Leeroy finished most of his book-learning LONG ago. Now, I do my learning in a different way ... the STREETS are my teacher!

So, for everyone with an appetite for knowledge, please allow the great literary scholar Leeroy Jerkins to class up our dirty, perverted little corner of the Internet with some HIGH kulture (and I ain't talking about 420, people

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Now, let me just put on my smartass glasses ... Oh! THERE they are.
And I will read to you an excerpt from the old time-y comedy, "THe Importance of Being Earnest." I will bold some portions and leave comments within some spoilers as I draw parallels and demonstrate how sometimes life imitates art ... ahem ...
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Oh, uhh ... CONTEXT!
Cecily is a young woman of 18, a ward of her uncle Jack (he's her legal guardian), and in this scene, she is meeting her fiance Algernon for the first time ... For most of this scene, you can imagine I am Algernon and Cecily is Caprice ...
Taken from:
https://www.gutenberg.org/files/844/844-h/844-h.htm
CECILY.
Uncle Jack would be very much annoyed if he knew you were staying on till next week, at the same hour.
ALGERNON.
Oh, I don’t care about Jack. I don’t care for anybody in the whole world but you. I love you, Cecily. You will marry me, won’t you?
CECILY.
You silly boy! Of course. Why, we have been engaged for the last three months.
ALGERNON.
For the last three months?
CECILY.
Yes, it will be exactly three months on Thursday.
ALGERNON.
But how did we become engaged?
CECILY.
Well, ever since dear Uncle Jack first confessed to us that he had a younger brother who was very wicked and bad, you of course have formed the chief topic of conversation between myself and Miss Prism. And of course a man who is much talked about is always very attractive. One feels there must be something in him, after all. I daresay it was foolish of me, but I fell in love with you, Ernest.
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Now, I could not HELP but see the parallels between myself and Algernon, because we are both "very wicked and bad." Furthermore, as per the above Sofi quote, it seems that I have become the chief subject of conversation between Caprice and some of the other ladies on the forum. And, with respect to my chances, "a man who is much talked about is always very attractive", so, at least by THIS metric, if it's true and life imitates art, then Caprice and the other girls MUST find me VERY attractive
"One feels there must be something in him, after all." Yes ... and whether or not there is ACTUALLY something in him ... irrelevant. What matters is that the ladies PERCEIVE there MUST be something in him ... or else why would they be talking about him? 
Style over substance? Perhaps. Style AS substance? Definitely.
Image and perception become reality. This is the way ... the way of the Leeroy Jerkins.
ALGERNON.
Darling! And when was the engagement actually settled?
CECILY.
On the 14th of February last. Worn out by your entire ignorance of my existence, I determined to end the matter one way or the other, and after a long struggle with myself I accepted you under this dear old tree here. The next day I bought this little ring in your name, and this is the little bangle with the true lover’s knot I promised you always to wear.
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Now, here, I reverse roles, and now *I* play the part of Cecily ...
I got tired of Caprice not seeing me as a potential master, so, I decided that I MUST make a way for that to happen ...
ALGERNON.
Did I give you this? It’s very pretty, isn’t it?
CECILY.
Yes, you’ve wonderfully good taste, Ernest. It’s the excuse I’ve always given for your leading such a bad life. And this is the box in which I keep all your dear letters. [Kneels at table, opens box, and produces letters tied up with blue ribbon.]
ALGERNON.
My letters! But, my own sweet Cecily, I have never written you any letters.
CECILY.
You need hardly remind me of that, Ernest. I remember only too well that I was forced to write your letters for you. I wrote always three times a week, and sometimes oftener.
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Now, see, here, I continue in the role of Cecily. Since Caprice would not respond to me, I was therefore FORCED to "write her letters for her."
ALGERNON.
Oh, do let me read them, Cecily?
CECILY.
Oh, I couldn’t possibly. They would make you far too conceited. [Replaces box.] The three you wrote me after I had broken off the engagement are so beautiful, and so badly spelled, that even now I can hardly read them without crying a little.
ALGERNON.
But was our engagement ever broken off?
CECILY.
Of course it was. On the 22nd of last March. You can see the entry if you like. [Shows diary.] ‘To-day I broke off my engagement with Ernest. I feel it is better to do so. The weather still continues charming.’
ALGERNON.
But why on earth did you break it off? What had I done? I had done nothing at all. Cecily, I am very much hurt indeed to hear you broke it off. Particularly when the weather was so charming.
CECILY.
It would hardly have been a really serious engagement if it hadn’t been broken off at least once. But I forgave you before the week was out.
ALGERNON.
[Crossing to her, and kneeling.] What a perfect angel you are, Cecily.
CECILY.
You dear romantic boy. [He kisses her, she puts her fingers through his hair.] I hope your hair curls naturally, does it?
ALGERNON.
Yes, darling, with a little help from others.
CECILY.
I am so glad.
ALGERNON.
You’ll never break off our engagement again, Cecily?
CECILY.
I don’t think I could break it off now that I have actually met you. Besides, of course, there is the question of your name.
ALGERNON.
Yes, of course. [Nervously.]
CECILY.
You must not laugh at me, darling, but it had always been a girlish dream of mine to love some one whose name was Ernest. [Algernon rises, Cecily also.] There is something in that name that seems to inspire absolute confidence. I pity any poor married woman whose husband is not called Ernest.
Leeroy closes the book.
Now, I must say, the thought that goddess-level honey Caprice might soon accept my offer to become my mistress-sub ... well, once she's my mistress, I can no longer cum to her whenever I wish ... ONLY on her command, so ... since my days of freely cumming to Caprice's beautiful ass whenever I wish MIGHT soon be over (I peeked and saw she hosted Day 2

), AFTER completing Day 1 of the Skirata set, I found some kinky videos of little Caprice being DOMINATED:
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https://m.spankbang.com/5pxq3/video/caprice
https://m.spankbang.com/4czc8/video/caprice
https://m.spankbang.com/1szj8/video/little+caprice
And I confess, they were JUST too hott, and I came during the third ...
... but, the videos ONCE AGAIN just demonstrated to me how MUCH sweet little Caprice wants this WONDERFUL switch relationship with me ...
How long will the "Will they? Won't they?" last, my little darling? Are we Sam and Diane on Cheers? To quote Wilde once again:
ALGERNON.
I really don’t see anything romantic in proposing. It is very romantic to be in love. But there is nothing romantic about a definite proposal. Why, one may be accepted. One usually is, I believe. Then the excitement is all over. The very essence of romance is uncertainty. If ever I get married, I’ll certainly try to forget the fact.
So, while there is a PART of me that hopes you accept soon and become my switch-lover, there is ANOTHER part which hopes that
the chase will last forever ...
only time will tell!

"The Importance of Being Jerkins" an adaptation by Leeroy Jerkins of Oscar Wilde's "The Importance of Being Earnest" for Milovana ...
Caprice: Well, ever since dear Uncle Helequin first confessed to us that he had a younger brother who was very wicked and bad, you, Leeroy Jerkins, of course have formed the chief topic of conversation between myself and Malena and Mia and the other girls of the thread. And of course a man who is much talked about is always very attractive. One feels there must be something in him, after all. I daresay it was foolish of me, but I fell in love with your swagger, Leeroy, and agreed to be your mistress-sub--since we're BOTH kinky switches ...
"The Leeprice Switchiversary" 6-22-22