Looking for translation help

[schefflera0101]

Hey all,

cause my english isn't that good, I thought, I'll ask if anyone (or more) wants to help me translate the text of my next tease.
I already translated it via translater, but you know, that isn't really good.

So, any volunteers here, who are willing to help me out? Just write me a pm.
(be warned, it's a lot to translate/overread)

[BobbyS]

I don't know about translation, but I'd be happy to help with proofing/tidying up what you've already put into English. I spent 10 years writing for a living.