Edit: This set is currently broken. The Chive took down the photo set the game was based on. At a certain point, I might "fix" the set by finding a new photo set, but ... then there are some other changes I will have to make and pictures to post ... If/when I fix this set, I'll leave a post in the main thread ...
#EveryoneSet
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Hi! My name is Fatts. (Big fan of the jazz musician “Fats” Domino.) This is my first time posting on this thread. LONG time lurker … big fan of the teases you guys write ...
I usually just play along to other people’s sets but use my own rules. I like to finish my sessions by cumming, but … most everyone around here likes to end them with getting denied … clearly a conflict of interest … so, after I get to the end of a set, I almost always have to go someplace else looking for release … In addition to this thread, I also really enjoy the webteases on this site, especially the mazes. I do a little coding as well and have modified many GuideMe teases or written my own. (Playful Guy’s scripting engine is AMAZING for novice programmers, btw …)
Joining this thread, I decided to write my first tease for
Helequin, the captain of our merry, masturbatory band. That being said, I think the tease is general enough that it could be easily played as an
EVERYONE set. It's really hard to write a "one size fits all" kind of tease. Most of the guys writing for this thread prefer to end with denial, but guys like me want to cum at the end. Some guys want over 100 edges while others only want a dozen ... it's hard to please everyone, but, I think I managed to write something that
should be enjoyable and playable for all. (I ended up going crazy with the branching spoilers to hit every challenge level and outcome.) There are a few twists and turns which should make things harder for more intense players ... Also, some of the dialogue should be pretty entertaining for some of the veterans to read ... If anything, hopefully, a few of my ideas/techniques can be copied to help others make better "everyone" sets in the future. Let me know how I did in your feedback!
Some additional guidance for those playing the set ...
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- Instead of dedicating a lot of time to finding pictures, I decided to outsource this task to theChive.com’s “Hotness” section. This tease will primarily feature a set of 98 non-nude pics. Now, since Helequin’s rules cause him to edge whenever someone is “wet” and this set features amateur summer bikini girls … He’ll be enjoying himself just fine. If *your* rules do not normally trigger edges to clothed girls, consider modifying them for this tease so that you can better enjoy the set. If you’re feeling brave, you could adopt Helequin’s “wetness” rule, or edge to hair color or a certain pose or when a certain body part is the main feature of the photo … If you are like me and cannot pump out 100+ edges in a single session, then, maybe just edge for girls that are 9/10 or 10/10 … maybe hold the edge for that 11/10—whatever you prefer. Some modification like that should make the set playable for you. (If things are too intense or you don't like a command, just skip it.)
Since the set is “for Helequin”, the lovely Lorena (of course) will be hosting it. The “featured” gallery is pretty good, but, the main aspect of this tease is the GAME you play along with the gallery as you scroll through it. It should make things a lot more … engaging. The PRIZE for winning the game is a full orgasm, but, considering how much everyone around here likes to be denied or ruined … it will be very difficult to achieve … though I did put in a cheat for the people—like myself—who enjoy finishing a set with a nice, juicy orgasm …
So, that’s the deal. It’s an “everyone” set “for” Helequin. Hope you enjoy. I look forward to reading the feedback. My rules are below if you would like to make a “thank you” set for me. Good luck!
Intro and Game:
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Hey, Helequin! Have you met our newest member to the forum, Fatts? Apparently, he’s been creeping around for a long time … He knew all about BBBeanie’s obsession with busting, how RoundHound has a thing for Caprice, and that Ecik17 enjoys homework …

In fact, he told me that I was the first person he reached out to. I thought that was so sweet! His first time visiting the thread, and he wanted to see me first thing …

… until he started asking a bunch of questions about you! “Have you seen Helequin lately?” “Do you think Helequin will let me join the game?” “Could you get a message to Helequin?” He made some silly comment about you being the “captain” of the “masturbation team” … I thought that was pretty funny …

… or at least I would have, if I was not so upset over being upstaged by one of my boy toys!
Give yourself a nice, hard ball bust. [You may skip if you are not Helequin.]

That he somehow thought YOU were in charge of things around here … the naivete …

Helequin, I am disappointed in you.
I delegated recruitment to you. People treating me like I’m your personal assistant!? Newbies posting for the first time, expecting sets before even writing a single line of text for a tease?!
The sorry state of the new recruits … that falls on you, mister! I’m SO upset. Give me another bust as punishment.

MMmmm … your pained face of agony and regret is helping me to calm down …
Fatts had a lot of nice things to say about you, by the way … but I can’t let all his flowery words start going to your head …

… especially when you have so much room for improvement. You know I’m only hard on you because I want to push you … and we both know that this place would fall apart without my firm hand to guide you … both figuratively and physically ...

The whole thing with Fatts got me thinking. I guess you do a lot of things around here. I suppose I can’t blame Fatts for thinking you were in charge …
Anyway, if strokers somehow think you are running the show, but actually I am the one running you …

Well, I guess that kind of makes me the Boss Bitch of the thread. Bust again.

You may not be BBBeanie, but even Fatts knows you’ll take the occasional bust, especially when I command it. =*

Now, I looked over Fatts’ rules, and, well … they seem pretty vanilla. No denial. Light CBT at most, and the guy LOVES to cum … Weird, right? I thought all the pets, toys, slaves, and chastity sluts who followed this thread all lived for being denied … I guess that makes Fatts some kind of freak …

Anyway, he kept going on and on about some game he wanted to play. It sounded boring, until he mentioned I could use it to exploit your rules. Then it sounded fun!

Fatts didn’t have a name for it, but after he explained it to me, I decided to name it, “Pick the Prettiest Pic.”

So, the way it goes, is you visit the gallery. Your goal is to find the prettiest pic. You’ll play with your rules—stroking and edging along—as you scroll through, but there is a catch. You only have ONE chance to Pick the Prettiest Pic. No scrolling back. Every pic you look at, you gotta ask yourself, “Is this the prettiest pic in the WHOLE gallery?”

What if the first pic is the prettiest, and you pass it? What if you choose the 32nd pic as prettiest, but it’s actually the 2nd prettiest pic? You could go through the whole gallery thinking you won, only to find out the LAST pic was the prettiest, and you lose!
Once you make your decision on which pic is prettiest, lock it in with a tasty edge …

Alright, that’s enough warmup. Let’s talk consequences!
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I wanted losers to be denied, but, Fatts was convinced a 98 pic gallery would be too difficult. So, since he’s new, I decided to be nice and play it his way …

We decided on a scoring system. 10 points to cum. You have to rank the pictures in order from prettiest down to the one that you picked. If your pick is the prettiest, you get +6 points. If it is second prettiest, +5 points, all the way down to sixth prettiest getting +1 points. If the pic you picked wasn’t in the top 6, no points for you! The game is a nice thing anyone can play, because it goes off of each stroker’s preference. Basically, each person is playing against themself.

“But Mistress Lorena, I need 10 points to cum! How is it fair if I can’t get to 10?” Well, that’s just the first part of the game. Fatts wanted a way for everyone to “get to know him better.” So, your second guess is figuring out which pic Fatts thought was the prettiest.

You’ll probably need to read his rules and stuff to figure that out, but your second guess works the same way as the first. If for your second guess you pick who Fatts thought was #1, you get +6 points, all the way down to #6 getting +1 point. You don't have to do anything special for your guess of Fatts' pick. Just take note of it. If you want, you can scroll through the entire gallery after you have completed it before making your guess.

Now, I thought that was fair, but, Fatts whined and said that was still too hard. So, we added a few ways to earn bonus points.
If you can guess which girl Fatts picked with his first guess while he was playing, you can earn +3 points. (Hint: She’s in the first 50.)
Also, if you can tie or beat Fatts’ score, you can earn +3 points.
If you play this after Helequin posts his feedback and manage to beat Helequin, you get +1 point.

Helequin, if you do poorly, I might have to punish you, especially if your failure means other boys get to cum … So, you better not disappoint me again. I just couldn’t take that … and neither could you. 

I was going to suggest this, but, surprisingly, Fatts said it first. Ruins while playing give -1 point. I wanted -2, but, I decided to be nice … again … I suppose it’s for the best. The other girls would be sad if I scared off a new stroke slave before he was hooked …
Also, there is a secret bonus, but, I won’t reveal that until the scoring …

Fatts says he plays this game a lot with various "Hotness" galleries from The Chive, assigning all sorts of penalties for losing. He seemed to think he was pretty good at it. He was confident that nobody would tie or beat his score. If anybody can, we’ll have to let the other girls know so they can punish him accordingly …

Two more things, and then I’ll send you off to play.
Fatts seemed to think you were pretty brainy, Helequin, and that you would appreciate a nerdy hint.
Apparently, this game is an archetype within Game Theory known as “the secretary problem.” The optimal solution is to go through a number of candidates equal to the total number divided by 2.7. From that pool you select the best. Then, as you continue through the rest, you pick the first one that you see that is better than any other you have yet seen. If you do that, your chances of winning statistically are about 37%.

Finally, Fatts says it is a good idea to save any pictures you think might be top contenders to a special folder. That way, when you rank them, you won’t have to keep scrolling around. If you know a pic is hotter, save it. If you think it might be hotter, save it, too. You can figure out your ranking after you finish the gallery.
That’s about it.

Ugh! I’m so TIRED of having to explain all of these stupid RULES! I just want to watch you squirm while you stroke and edge to sexy, wet bikini girls!
Of course, I know how much you boys like your rules … PAGES and PAGES of them for some people … I guess Fatts found his tribe ...

This is ridiculous. Edge for me. Three extra times. I need to punish all of the little wankers who were more interested in Fatts’ rules than my sexy physique …
And I don't care if you were focused on me the whole time—guilt by association!

When you finish your edges, go play the game.
Remember:
1st guess: Your pick. Lock it in with an edge.
2nd guess: Fatts’ #1 ranked girl after he finished the set.
The third for bonus points is the girl Fatts picked with his first guess.
Good luck! You’ll need it!

https://thechive.com/2021/07/09/wetter- ... 98-photos/
Continue when gallery is complete.
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Welcome back.

You look tired, horny, and desperate to cum … That’s one of my favorite combinations!

Time to start tabulating the score! Start comparing your pick to all the pics that were hotter or a close contender. Rank the photos from the hottest one down to the one you picked. If your pick was the #1 pic, you get 6 points. 5 points for #2, 4 points for #3, down to 1 point for #6.

In a moment, I will reveal Fatts’ ranking, but first, Let’s look at the pic he chose:

MMMmmm, isn’t she sexy? Fatts is an ass man, and that bubble butt is just irresistible … her outstretched legs thrusting her round curves backward … Those pretty eyes and nice smile … I’m not surprised he thought hers was the prettiest pic of the set … Give her an edge and hold it for at least 10 seconds …
If you guessed this was the pic Fatts chose as his pick, give yourself 3 more points.

Now, the second part of the game: Who did Fatts rank as #1? Let's reveal the rankings!
The scoring is the same as the first part, so, if your choice was #4 on Fatts’ ranking, you would get 3 points.

Remember! Your rules are still in effect … Make sure to give these lovely ladies the strokes and edges they deserve!
Fatts' Rankings:
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#6

#5

#4

#3
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#2

#1
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So, now that you know Fatts’ ranking, you’ll see that his pick was #2. The animation and “washing” action of #3 made it close, but the eye contact and superior booty curviness put #2 ahead of it … He told me he spent a long time trying to decide … #1's sexy bubble butt, gorgeous smile, and seductive wink before diving back into the water made her the uncontested champion.

Add your points from your Fatts guess to your score, and if you managed to tie or beat Fatts, give yourself +3 bonus points. If you beat or tie Helequin (you’ll know from his feedback), you get +1 bonus point.

And now for the secret bonus! Fatts wanted to give the other ass men out there an unfair advantage. I was okay with that.
If your #1 ranked pic was in Fatts' top 6, you get +3 bonus points.

Alright, it’s judgment time! With all these extra games and secret side bets and surprise bonuses, it almost feels like we just finished a game of Mario Party … except the mini game was stroking and we played with sexy girls instead of squat plumbers!

Actually, Mario Party sounds fun! After I deny, ruin, and get off you lot of edging misfits, I think I’ll go see if I can join Emily Bloom on her Twitch stream … She certainly knows how to play with a Wii!

Let me go in and get cleaned up real quick ...
I earned 10+ points and get to cum!
[Go to "Winner Endings"]
I earned less than 10 points.
[Go to "Loser Endings"]
Winner Endings:
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Good for you! Fatts made the game WAY too easy, but … I suppose you worked hard enough to earn it …

Now, would you like me to get you off or would you prefer to finish to the gallery of sexy, wet, bikini girls?

You, Mistress Lorena.
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Excellent. That was the correct choice … I’m getting wet just thinking about it! All those girls you could have chosen to cum for and you picked me … how sweet!

Of course, maybe you picked me because you were afraid of the consequences if you didn’t … That’s even better!

I watched you stroking through the gallery for a while but got bored and decided there was something more important that I needed to do ... so, I need to get myself warmed up a little bit before we start ...

I hope you don't mind some more teasing. 

I know you've been through a lot and are probably close to blowing, but ...

... let's face it. I'm irresistable ...

... and you LOVE spending time with me!

So, you probably won't mind if I do this ...

... or this.

If this pose is too much, give me an extra edge. If it's not, give me three.

Mmmmm ... that look of desperation on your face is priceless. Such a turn on ...

Alright. I think I'm finally warmed up enough to really get into this ...

We’ll keep things easy with a simple Cum Countdown. I’ll count you down from five to one. You get to cum right after I say "one". When I get to one, I want to see the BIGGEST load you can manage! You’ve been stroking that dick of yours for a long, long time … that release is SO close …

I want to see a big puddle for all of my effort. Running Fatts’ game has been exhausting. I better be impressed with your load!

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Five ... Feel that need for release growing.

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Four ... Stroke yourself faster!

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Three ... Feel your dick getting even harder!

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Two ... You're so close! Get ready to cum ...

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One. Cum for me!

OOoooh … that must be SO satisfying!
Lie here with me for just a minute and bask in that post orgasm glow …

That was fun! For all of Fatts’ rules, I had a pretty good time! I hope you enjoyed yourself, too!
I think I’ll stay out here just a little bit longer, then head inside and get cleaned up …

I have a date to go play some Mario Party with Emily Bloom. The winner gets to decide which girls will tease Fatts mercilessly …

While you were stroking your dick relentlessly, I went back inside to practice for a bit. I REALLY want to win! Emily always picks Yoshi. I usually choose Princess Peach, but ... I think I'll switch things up and go for Donkey Kong ... I better bring my extra large strap-on to wear while I play. I always play better when I look the part!
See you around!
The Bikini Girls.
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Are you serious right now?

Lorena Garcia, the Boss Bitch of this entire thread, offers to let you squirt your load for her, and you decide you want to finish with some rando amateur pics of girls in bikinis?

And this AFTER I was nice enough to spend my time hosting Fatts’ silly game?

Unbelievable.
Give me three extra edges. Clearly it falls to me to teach you some manners …

Well, a promise is a promise … but I’m not going to make it easy for you …

You’ll still get to cum, but not before you give me an edge holding ladder.

Here’s how it will work. Go to the folder with your ranked gallery pics. Starting with the girl you picked, hit the edge and hold it for five seconds. If she was #7, go down to #6. Give her an edge and hold it for five more seconds (10). Keep going down your rankings pic by pic, adding 5 seconds to the edge hold each time. When you get to #1, edge and hold it for the specified time, then blow your load. Be grateful that I am letting you cum for your favorite!
If I am on your favorites list, and you picked the bikini girls over me, well … you better let everyone know in your feedback. Enjoy your time now, because I guarantee consequences will be forthcoming …

I got so horny watching you, but now I have to finish myself off all by my lonesome…

Now get out of here and take care of that problem between your legs. After I finish up here, I have a date to go play some Mario Party with Emily Bloom. The winner gets to decide which girls will tease Fatts mercilessly …
Loser Endings:
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Really? That’s all? You were given the opportunity to cum and decided not to?

I’m a nice person. Really, I just want to give you what you want …

… and if what you want is to not cum and have a full, enjoyable orgasm … well, as a nice person, that means I should just give you what you want …

But I really want to cum!
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Hmmm … Well, Fatts did say that there might be more guys out there like him—guys who prefer to end their sessions with full orgasms. I thought that was odd, because, I haven’t met many men around here who are like that, but … I suppose there might be more cum freaks like Fatts hanging about …

Tell you what. If you ended your last masturbatory session—whatever it was—with a full orgasm, I’ll let you have one now …

Thank you, Mistress Lorena!
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… but not before you give me an edge holding ladder!

Here’s how it will work. Go to the folder with your ranked gallery pics. Starting with the girl you picked, hit the edge and hold it for five seconds. If she was #7, go down to #6. Give her an edge and hold it for five more seconds (10). Keep going down your rankings pic by pic, adding 5 seconds to the edge hold each time. When you get to #1, edge and hold it for the specified time, then blow your load.

Give me one extra edge before you go.

Don’t expect this kind of “easy cumming” from the girls around here … All this “being nice to the new kid” is really starting to ruin my image as Boss Bitch of the thread …

Now go, before I change my mind … and be sure to enjoy yourself! =*
But Mistress Lorena, I ended my last session with a ruin or denial …
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Oh, poor baby! Then if you really want to cum, the only way that will happen is with a RUINED orgasm!

Now, when I was talking to Fatts, I asked him about his limits. He said about 20 edges was a good session for him. 30 was doable, but, for a really long and hot session that takes hours and hours … he could do 60, maybe around 80 tops ... but after that, his poor dicky would be SO tired … he would need to be well rested before a session like that, and almost certainly his member would be exhausted and a little bruised and sensitive for a day or two later …

When I told him that some boys around here could regularly do over 100, he was a little surprised. When I said some could do over 200 edges, he didn’t believe me. He wondered if those boys were cheating—doing “soft” edges that were close to the point of no return, but not “hard” edges that were literally one stroke away from cumming …

Of course, once a cock has been beat for a while, sometimes it’s hard to tell how close “one stroke” from orgasm is … that might certainly explain a lot of the “accidental” ruins …

Speaking of “accidental” ruins … if you have ever had a “real” accidental ruin, where you were trying to get one stroke away from cumming, but accidentally overshot, give me an extra edge …
… BUT … if you have ever had an “accidental” ruin, where you ruined because you wanted to and just NEEDED to have a little mid set release … Get on the edge for me and hold it for a full minute. Apologize to me for cheating OUT LOUD while you tremble and hold that edge …

Now where were we before I got sidetracked punishing cheaters … Oh, right … ruining your orgasm!
If you are not one of those fancy 100+ edges in one session guys, I have a method I want you to use to end the set and ruin that orgasm you so desperately crave ...
However, if you are one of the big “I can edge over 100 times”—especially if you like to brag about it—kind of guys I have a different, more devious assignment for you ...

I typically edge less than 100 times in a single session.
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Thank you for your honesty. There is nothing wrong with edging less, just as long as you are having a good time while you do it!

Before you can ruin your orgasm, you need to give me an edge holding ladder!
Here’s how it will work. Go to the folder with your ranked gallery pics. Starting with the girl you picked, hit the edge and hold it for five seconds. If she was #7, go down to #6. Give her an edge and hold it for five more seconds (10). Keep going down your rankings pic by pic, adding 5 seconds to the edge hold each time. When you get to #1, edge and hold it for the specified time, then blow your load.

Now get out of here and take care of that problem between your legs. I have a date to go play some Mario Party with Emily Bloom. The winner gets to decide which girls will tease Fatts mercilessly …
I typically edge more than 100 times in a single session for teases on this thread.
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So, you’re in the 100+ club, huh?
Do you enjoy telling others about it? Do you like BRAGGING about your stamina? If on five or more occasions you have mentioned the fact that you regularly edge over 100 times for teases on this thread (even if you did NOT do it to brag), then, AUTOMATICALLY, your answer to this question will be “Yes.”

Yes.
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Thank you for your honesty …

…now prepare for your punishment! … and maybe you’ll think twice about bragging to everyone about your so-called “stamina” …

You are going to do an edge ladder for me. Go to the folder with your ranked bikini girls. Your normal rules still apply. Begin with the girl that you picked. Follow your normal rules, then give her one extra edge. Then, move down to the next girl (from, say, #7 down to #6) and give her two extra edges. Keep going down the ranking, giving each pic one additional edge until you reach #1 …

… but you aren’t done there! Oh, no … braggarts deserve extra punishment!

When you finish your edge ladder for your bikini girls, you need to do one for Fatts’ bikini girls as well—all six in his ranking!

Well, at least with this, you get to give more edges to pics you thought were hotter … of course, if you performed poorly in the game, well … your punishment will be quite severe!

After you finish your edges for the Fatts edge ladder, you may ruin your orgasm for his #1 ranked girl … You may think your stamina makes you a big deal around here, but she knows better … that’s why she’s smiling! The girls always call the shots, and the bigger the edge slut the harder he falls …

Now get out of here and take care of that problem between your legs. I have a date to go play some Mario Party with Emily Bloom. The winner gets to decide which girls will tease Fatts mercilessly …

No.
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Very well. We’re working on the honor system here ... You BETTER not be lying to me …

You are going to do an edge ladder for me. Go to the folder with your ranked bikini girls. Your normal rules still apply. Begin with the girl that you picked. Follow your normal rules, then give her one extra edge. Then, move down to the next girl (from say, #7 down to #6) and give her two extra edges. Keep going down the ranking, giving each pic one additional edge until you reach #1

After you finish your edges for her, you may ruin your orgasm for her.
Well, at least with this, you get to give more edges to pics you thought were hotter … of course, if you performed poorly in the game, well … your punishment will be quite severe!

Now get out of here and take care of that problem between your legs. I have a date to go play some Mario Party with Emily Bloom. The winner gets to decide which girls will tease Fatts mercilessly …

Fair enough, Mistress Lorena. I accept my denial.
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Awww, very good … You’re such a sweet and obedient pet! =*

But, just because you chose denial does not mean we are done, oh no …

Now, when I was talking to Fatts, I asked him about his limits. He said about 20 edges was a good session for him. 30 was doable, but, for a really long and hot session that takes hours and hours … he could do 60, maybe around 80 tops ... but after that, his poor dicky would be SO tired … he would need to be well rested before a session like that, and almost certainly his member would be exhausted and a little bruised and sensitive for a day or two later …

When I told him that some boys around here could regularly do over 100, he was a little surprised. When I said some could do over 200 edges, he didn’t believe me. He wondered if those boys were cheating—doing “soft” edges that were close to the point of no return, but not “hard” edges that were literally one stroke away from cumming …

Of course, once a cock has been beat for a while, sometimes it’s hard to tell how close “one stroke from orgasm” is … that might certainly explain a lot of the “accidental” ruins …

Speaking of “accidental” ruins … if you have ever had a “real” accidental ruin, where you were trying to get one stroke away from cumming, but accidentally overshot, give me an extra edge …
… BUT … if you have ever had an “accidental” ruin, where you ruined because you wanted to and just NEEDED to have a little mid set release … Get on the edge for me and hold it for a full minute. Apologize to me for cheating OUT LOUD while you tremble and hold that edge …

Now where were we before I got sidetracked punishing cheaters … Oh, right …
If you are not one of those fancy 100+ edges in one session guys, I have a method I want you to use to end the set before walking away, denying that orgasm you so desperately crave ...
However, if you are one of the big “I can edge over 100 times”—especially if you like to brag about it, kind of guys I have a different, more devious assignment for you ...

I typically edge less than 100 times in a single session.
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Thank you for your honesty. There is nothing wrong with edging less, just as long as you are having a good time while you do it!

Before you can end the session in denial, you need to give me an edge holding ladder!
Here’s how it will work. Go to the folder with your ranked gallery pics. Starting with the girl you picked, hit the edge and hold it for five seconds. If she was #7, go down to #6. Give her an edge and hold it for five more seconds (10). Keep going down your rankings pic by pic, adding 5 seconds to the edge hold each time. When you get to #1, edge and hold it for the specified time, then stop. You are denied.

Now get out of here and go do your edges. I have a date to go play some Mario Party with Emily Bloom. The winner gets to decide which girls will tease Fatts mercilessly …
I typically edge more than 100 times in a single session for teases on this thread.
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So, you’re in the 100+ club, huh?
Do you enjoy telling others about it? Do you like BRAGGING about your stamina? If on five or more occasions you have mentioned the fact that you regularly edge over 100 times for teases on this thread (even if you did NOT do it to brag), then, AUTOMATICALLY, your answer to this question will be “Yes.”

Yes.
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Thank you for your honesty …

…now prepare for your punishment! … and maybe you’ll think twice about bragging to everyone about your so-called “stamina” …

You are going to do an edge ladder for me. Go to the folder with your ranked bikini girls. Your normal rules still apply. Begin with the girl that you picked. Follow your normal rules, then give her one extra edge. Then, move down to the next girl (from, say, #7 down to #6) and give her two extra edges. Keep going down the ranking, giving each pic one additional edge until you reach #1 …

… but you aren’t done there! Oh, no … braggarts deserve extra punishment!

When you finish your edge ladder for your bikini girls, you need to do one for Fatts’ bikini girls as well—all six in his ranking!

Well, at least with this, you get to give more edges to pics you thought were hotter … of course, if you performed poorly in the game, well … your punishment will be quite severe!

After you finish your edges for the Fatts edge ladder, you are done. End your session in denial. You may think your stamina makes you a big deal around here, but Fatts’ pool girl, the one he ranked #1, she knows better … that’s why she’s smiling! The girls always call the shots, and the bigger the edge slut the harder he falls …

Now get out of here and go do your edges. I have a date to go play some Mario Party with Emily Bloom. The winner gets to decide which girls will tease Fatts mercilessly …

No.
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Very well. We’re working on the honor system here ... You BETTER not be lying to me …

You are going to do an edge ladder for me. Go to the folder with your ranked bikini girls. Your normal rules still apply. Begin with the girl that you picked. Follow your normal rules, then give her one extra edge. Then, move down to the next girl (from, say, #7 down to #6) and give her two extra edges. Keep going down the ranking, giving each pic one additional edge until you reach #1.

After you finish your edges for her, you may end your session in denial.
Well, at least with this, you get to give more edges to pics you thought were hotter … of course, if you performed poorly in the game, well … your punishment will be quite severe!

Now get out of here and go do your edges. I have a date to go play some Mario Party with Emily Bloom. The winner gets to decide which girls will tease Fatts mercilessly …

My (Abbreviated) Rules:
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Preferences
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Solo girls and lesbians. No cocks. Power and control themes are great—humiliation not so much. End with a full orgasm. Keep CBT lite. Games, challenges, and “punishments” are all good. Give me 5-10 pics of warmup before the first edge. 20 edges/session is a good target. 60-80 edges is my max upper limit. Warn me that a session might be “long” if it goes over ~35 edges. 5 to 20 second edge holds are fine, but not over 1 min. I’m an ass man. Petite, skinny girls with nice, perky bubble butts are the best.
The Rules
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I try to keep them simple. I typically focus in on a certain body part and “give it strokes” or an edge before moving on to the next. I usually stroke at a pretty brisk pace. When I edge, I edge instead of stroking for that pic. This way, I don’t have to “wait” or count my strokes before I edge … I just get to it. I usually rest 10 to 30 seconds between edges. Strokes and edges are cumulative.
Stroke rules:
25 strokes per image.
+25 strokes per instance of eye contact.
+25 strokes for a tummy if the belly button is visible.
+25 strokes for a clothed ass (including a thong)
+25 strokes for a nice set of legs
Edging rules:
Naked ass: 1 edge
Eyes & Ass: 1 edge for each
1 edge when I feel it is needed/deserved
Favorite Girl Edge Rules
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Emily Bloom’s pussy: 1 edge
Guerlain (aka Lily Chey): Every Eyes & Ass pose (even clothed) gets an extra edge.
Michaela Isizzu (aka Kalena A): Double strokes and edges for her eyes (when she’s looking into camera).
Nancy Ace: 1 edge when BOTH her naked breasts and belly button are showing.
Melena Maria Ryabushkina: 1 edge when her pussy and any part of her ass are showing.
Melisa Mendiny: Double for her ass when her ass is facing the camera
Uma Jolie: Extra edge when she is “head-to-toe” naked and virtually all of her is in the frame. Like this:
Ashley Doll: Smile doubles everything
Girls with Rules (super hot, but not necessarily “favorites”)
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Jenya D (aka Katie Fey): All edges for the picture become edge holds. 10 seconds each.
Holds can be taken consecutively. (For example, Jenya showing Eyes & Ass would be a 20 second hold, 10 seconds for each.)
Mila: must firmly squeeze my balls while edging for her
Toxic A: maximum 10 second breaks between edges for her
These are the “base” rules. Feel free to make strokes fast or slow or force me to edge or add extra edges or edge holds as commands.