Wednesday playtime!

[coconuts]

Good evening Miss Jay,

I have just the thing for a sore throat

Seriously though, I hope you feel better really soon....if there is anything any of your pets can do for you, we will.

C x

[slaafbarry]

Don't worry, I'll let you do it when you are home!

Little Miss Jay x

Thank You Miss Jay.

[Little Miss Jay]

Tell me about your most embarrassing moment... Can be to do with t+d or just a funny story!

Amuse me

Coconuts- I think I already know all about yours!! PANTS MAN!!

Little Miss Jay x

[KevKev]

I don't know if this is amusing or just creepy.

I was a kid, maybe fifteen, and I was a lonely, shy, creepy kid. Genius that I was, I tried rolling up my duvet and humping it. Yeah. Mentioning this in public here is close to my second most embarrassing moment. And of course, my brother walked in. He just went, 'Oh, sorry' and left, but then the next day at dinner he asks me in front of my family, 'What were you doing?' as if he'd been wondering. I changed the subject, but man.

[Little Miss Jay]

I don't know if this is amusing or just creepy.

I was a kid, maybe fifteen, and I was a lonely, shy, creepy kid. Genius that I was, I tried rolling up my duvet and humping it. Yeah. Mentioning this in public here is close to my second most embarrassing moment. And of course, my brother walked in. He just went, 'Oh, sorry' and left, but then the next day at dinner he asks me in front of my family, 'What were you doing?' as if he'd been wondering. I changed the subject, but man.

Poor KevKev! I bet you still do that now don't you?!

Little Miss Jay x

[slave alexander]

when i was at secondary school it was a custom for the fifth formers to go mad on their last day at school
eg eggs and flour everywhere esp teachers cars etc...
anyway i was in the first year in the loo on their last day (probly mayish)
you know those hand dryers with the bit where the air comes out you can sometimes turn them up so you can dry your hair? Well i`d just washed my hands and went to the dryer (wondering why their were a load of 5th formers looking in the door window with massive grins on their faces)....
so the nozzle bit was the wrong way round so i turned it to face the floor (with my wet hands below)
and a load of dog shit fell out into my hands !!! haha

[KevKev]

I'm a little less repulsive now, Miss Jay!

And that experience rather spoiled it for me!

My sympathy to Alexander! That's just horrible.

[Little Miss Jay]

Tell me about your most embarrassing moment... Can be to do with t+d or just a funny story!

Amuse me

St.Valentine day this year. I had a date and a friend of mine was keeping me company until my girl comes.

He was holding a bag with a perfume that he has bought for his girl and i asked him to smell it. He took it out of the bag and he sprayed my pants at the crotch.

I couldn't get back home to change my pants, because i would be late for my date. I couldn't even buy new pants from the stores because it was Saturday night.

When my girl arrived i just told her what happened and she was laughing all night.

Is that really your most embarrassing story Aria? I'm sure you could do better

Little Miss Jay x

[Little Miss Jay]

when i was at secondary school it was a custom for the fifth formers to go mad on their last day at school
eg eggs and flour everywhere esp teachers cars etc...
anyway i was in the first year in the loo on their last day (probly mayish)
you know those hand dryers with the bit where the air comes out you can sometimes turn them up so you can dry your hair? Well i`d just washed my hands and went to the dryer (wondering why their were a load of 5th formers looking in the door window with massive grins on their faces)....
so the nozzle bit was the wrong way round so i turned it to face the floor (with my wet hands below)
and a load of dog shit fell out into my hands !!! haha

That's disgusting! I already felt ill... Hee hee!



Little Miss Jay x

[Little Miss Jay]

Count me in! I do have a kind of trashy nurse outfit (yes, we role play a lot!) so I could assist Birdman in taking care of you Miss Jay!

Sounds really hot Mistress D!

I hope Birdman gives you a nice relaxing massage tonight! He needs to practice so he can look after me!

Little Miss Jay x

[slaafbarry]

Good to hear your weekend was great aria.
You should move in with someone like that

Slaaf,

Have you done the punishments I set you yet? How are you getting on?

Little Miss Jay x

I have done them Miss Jay. My balls were feeling very numb yesterday after all that spanking.
The cold shower was also not the best thing in the world but at least it took away the tension from my balls and cock. :)

The underwear part was not so hard but sometimes i had to be carefull a bit at work.

All in all, it was a good learning experience.
Thank You Miss Jay.

[slave alexander]

ok this one fits the realms of milovana a bit better
i was on a very long day of drinking in a large southern uk city,
towards the end of the day a few of us ended up in what i originally thought was a seedy pub,
well it was very seedy!!
They had a load of low budget euro trash strippers who came round demanding money of everyone (no problem with them earning their bit, it was all just a bit of a surprise!!!)
Well after a few rounds i was completley skint and had just 95p which i ended up offering "is this enough (big pile of pennies basically) - well it wasn`t for the first one
but the second one accepted my deal !!!
although she was a bit ruff, so in the end maybe a bag of peanuts would have been more satisfying!!!

[birdman284]

Tell me about your most embarrassing moment... Can be to do with t+d or just a funny story!

Amuse me

Coconuts- I think I already know all about yours!! PANTS MAN!!

Little Miss Jay x

It's sort of odd - but anything that seemed embarrasing at the time always just seems funny when I think about it now and it doesn't really bother me anymore. So I'll drag my wife into this too...

Mistress D talked about this a week or so ago on here but with no details. We were on vacation in San Francisco - shopping at a pretty nice high end store and she was trying on some very nice lingerie. The changing room wasn't real well sealed off - and they just had curtains instead of doors on the actual booths you changed in, so I sort of snuck so I could have a little fun as she tried on stuff.

Well, being a little frisky at the time (as she gets when she's trying on lingerie!) one thing led to another and a little touching sort of led to something far more personal. In retrospect this was a really bad idea - we were going at it in the middle of a department store, with other people in the changing booths around us, I was naked from the waist down and she wasn't even wearing underwear that she owned yet (we were intending to buy it though!).

Well, just as we were nearing the end of our little escapade, we were suddenly brought back to reality by a guy's voice yelling "What the hell's going on in there!" and of course the immediate realization that a flimsy curtain wasn't going to really give us a lot of protection. So, despite being probably 10 seconds from both of us having orgasms, I pulled out real quickly and tried to get my boxers and trousers pulled back up. But then I realized that Mistress has basically no chance of getting covered up, so I forgot about myself and focused on trying to get her dress back onto her.

Which is right where we were when the security guard and sales girl opened the curtain. Mistress was sort of covered, but it was pretty apparent that she still had on the store's lingerie since her dress had gotten stuck on a tag on the bra. And of course, I was still there in all my glory, although the situation at that point did make for a very rapid deflation process.

The security guard just laughed at us but the girl screamed and ran away. He did let me get my pants back then grabbed me and told my wife to change and he shut the curtain so she could get herself straightened out. She came out cluching the bra and panties that she had been wearing and the guy just shook his said and said, "You know you two are buying that now right?" So we paid for it ( a different sales girl - I didn't see the original girl and I assume she was still running). By now the story had apparently spread through the security guard grapevine and there were about 6 of them standing around - apparently making sure that we got thrown out of the store before we had a chance to go to the furniture department and test out the beds...

Anyway, very scary and embarrassing at the moment; very funny within about 10 minutes once our pulse rates had gotten normal again; and very fun to recount an hour later when, in the safety of our locked hotel room, we finished up what we had started!

Anything that I did when I was younger that was embarrasing at the time is really just stupid now when I look back on it (like accidentally driving my Dad's car through the back wall of our garage and into our family room when I was 8).

Birdman (and my accomplice in crime, Mistress D)

[birdman284]

I felt exactly the same with the girly panties task. It was humiliating and embarrassing but i really like it.

For sure the most embarrassing moment was the perfume on my trousers that i mentioned before. The perfume was too heavy... and everyone could notice the smell when i was passing by, not only my girl.

You could always just make sure you had your arm around her so that people might think the perfume was coming from her!

Kind of tough if youhad to go to the men's room though

[slave alexander]

very good birdman!! haha

in fact it reminded me of when i used to work in a department store when 16ish (i did help chase a few people out of the store but strictly for shop lifting haha)

can i tell u a couple of quick ones from then?

WELL I WILL AND YOU CAN COMPLAIN AFTER!!

so i worked all the departments even lingerie which as a 16 year old was pretty intimidating; here i am folding and hanging panties! one woman once asked if anyone i knew believed what i got payed to do!!
Any way one day whilst in said dept this woman came up to me and asked " is their something small black and sexy you think would suit me here?? I didn`t know what to say and ran for help!!
Another time i was working the bikini dept (i know what a lucky boy in fact why did i leave!! - s**it pay!!)
anyway these two young ladies came along and wanted to try a set each (i was doing the bloody changing rooms aswell!!) It was a sunday so bare bones staff. Any way they were really flirty with me which i enjoyed!! And all was good in the hood until a bit later my manager came along with a load of empty bikini hangers!!! They`d only bloody nicked them DOE well i explained and she understood!!
Blimey ive done three now hope thats ok my life has been full of embarrassments!! ive got more

Ps Kevkev dont feel sorry for my dogshit story !! I think it needs a few more drinks to get a good laugh but over the years ive used it at loads of parties and got plenty of payback for it!!!