As you say, Miss Jay. Here goes.....
Wednesday playtime!
Re: Wednesday playtime!
As you say, Miss Jay. Here goes.....
Re: Wednesday playtime!
Little Miss Jay wrote:Bad luck boys! I edged Dan 30 times this morning!
Whatever number you guessed is the number of HARD ball spanks I want you to do right now! Bad luck Coconuts! lol
Little Miss Jay x
Miss Jay....you are just sooooooo devious and wicked
I shall say "Thank you Miss Jay" after each one!
“When a man is pushed, tormented, defeated, he has a chance to learn something” Emerson
To Err is human, to really f**k it up takes a coconuts!
To Err is human, to really f**k it up takes a coconuts!
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Re: Wednesday playtime!
So close...yet so far away.Little Miss Jay wrote:Bad luck boys! I edged Dan 30 times this morning!
Whatever number you guessed is the number of HARD ball spanks I want you to do right now! Bad luck Coconuts! lol
Little Miss Jay x
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FFFFFFFuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkk! That hurt, just caught meself with the edge of the ruler.
Can someone get me some ice.....
Can someone get me some ice.....
“When a man is pushed, tormented, defeated, he has a chance to learn something” Emerson
To Err is human, to really f**k it up takes a coconuts!
To Err is human, to really f**k it up takes a coconuts!
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Re: Wednesday playtime!
I'm sure you won't believe this, but I was all set to pick 30!Little Miss Jay wrote:Bad luck boys! I edged Dan 30 times this morning!
Whatever number you guessed is the number of HARD ball spanks I want you to do right now! Bad luck Coconuts! lol
Little Miss Jay x
And then Mistress D said that there was no way that any man could withstand that many edges performed on them by Miss Jay!
Her logic seemed pretty sound so I dropped my guess to 25...
Mistress did say that she would help me out by administering the slaps for me (Ouch!).
Thanks Miss Jay!
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Re: Wednesday playtime!
Miss Jay, I haven't been able to get online much this week, but when I got a chance just now, I went back and did all of the tasks in this thread. My balls are awfully sore... I tried to do my best to do your tasks as if I were following when you originally posted them, so when I couldn't do 300 strokes in a row in 4 minutes, I did the ball spanks as well. By the time I got to the 12th task, I could only last for five minutes before I had to stop! Also, I guessed 40, and just completed the spanks... ouch! 
I'm glad I finally got around to doing your teases... this was delightful. I hope you have the time to post more this evening... I'm traveling, but I can improvise!
I'm glad I finally got around to doing your teases... this was delightful. I hope you have the time to post more this evening... I'm traveling, but I can improvise!
"Submission, like apology, is often mistaken for a sign of weakness."
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Just hit myself in the balls 52 times, hard. And a few more times that weren't hard enough. I am very sorry I didn't pay attention now!
Really - I'm in quite a bit of pain now, curled up on the floor. That hurt so much! Sorry Miss Jay. I hope I can do better next time you have a game here.
(Hell of an introduction! I thought I'd have a little guess at the game and now I'm in serious pain. Incidentally it's nice to meet you all here
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Really - I'm in quite a bit of pain now, curled up on the floor. That hurt so much! Sorry Miss Jay. I hope I can do better next time you have a game here.
(Hell of an introduction! I thought I'd have a little guess at the game and now I'm in serious pain. Incidentally it's nice to meet you all here
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Re: Wednesday playtime!
Hee hee!birdman284 wrote:I'm sure you won't believe this, but I was all set to pick 30!Little Miss Jay wrote:Bad luck boys! I edged Dan 30 times this morning!
Whatever number you guessed is the number of HARD ball spanks I want you to do right now! Bad luck Coconuts! lol
Little Miss Jay x
And then Mistress D said that there was no way that any man could withstand that many edges performed on them by Miss Jay!
Her logic seemed pretty sound so I dropped my guess to 25...
Mistress did say that she would help me out by administering the slaps for me (Ouch!).
Thanks Miss Jay!
He isn't lying - and I really thought it would be too hard for a guy to survive 30 edges from Miss Jay! Obviously Dan is better trained that I thought!
Sorry Birdman... I was just trying to help out! And I did enjoy the 25 slaps! It's been a while since I gave him any hard ones (about 18 hours in fact!)
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Its alright folks, I don't think there is permanent damage!
Bloody hell that hurt. That'll teach me to slow down a bit...
The slap with a wooden ruler fell slightly low hitting my ball with the thin edge of the ruler.
More a graze than anything....
....and breathe....
Bloody hell that hurt. That'll teach me to slow down a bit...
The slap with a wooden ruler fell slightly low hitting my ball with the thin edge of the ruler.
More a graze than anything....
....and breathe....
“When a man is pushed, tormented, defeated, he has a chance to learn something” Emerson
To Err is human, to really f**k it up takes a coconuts!
To Err is human, to really f**k it up takes a coconuts!
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Careful there coconuts - blunt force is much safer than sharp or pointy around those things...coconuts wrote:Its alright folks, I don't think there is permanent damage!
Bloody hell that hurt. That'll teach me to slow down a bit...
The slap with a wooden ruler fell slightly low hitting my ball with the thin edge of the ruler.
More a graze than anything....
....and breathe....
You don't want to have to change your name to just be coconut...
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Hmm looks like I missed out on some fun tonight.
How's it going everyone?
d.
How's it going everyone?
d.
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Re: Wednesday playtime!
Howdy dlx - as it turns out you missed out on ball slaps (hard ones I might add) unless you happend to be pretty lucky with a guess...Dlx wrote:Hmm looks like I missed out on some fun tonight.
How's it going everyone?
d.
But of course it's always fun to play with Miss Jay!