Football decides

[Zoli]

Fuck Zidane, fuck Real Madrid and fuck football

Oh I just start loving football again :D No fuck for you, unfortunately only 2 edges / day. Maybe your luck will be back on Saturday?

Welcome to the game PelleEpoque! Good choice, Arsenal is very unpredictable, will be fun for you!

[forbiddendesire]

Hey all, been away for a while due to a busted laptop and I accidentally came too so it took a while to build up the mood again. Chelsea are on a downturn so unfortunately looks like no cuming for a while. FA Cup fixtures soon so Spurs and Chelsea should both win, but I'm going to hold off on cumming if they do since I already had an accident :P

Once Dele is out of the locker room and off to PSG I expect Spurs will show more maturity, and with Ndombele coming into his own, I'm stocking up on some supplements. If Harry starts getting more sleep, too...

Would have liked to see a clean sheet 3-0 against the lowest position team with the worst PL record in history, but we all know about Dr. Tottenham, and our back line rotation will leak goals until we get a CDM and CB signing.

We are so bad at defending set pieces. What the hell?

I don't think Dele leaves, atleast not till summer. Liverpool's Anfield streak is finally over, and they've been struggling to score, so its prime time for Spurs to get a victory over them! only one point behind them in the table now. Ndombele looks on fire rn, and KdB got injured so this is Kane's moment to stock up on goals/assists and break the record!

[forbiddendesire]

I don't know man, I don't trust this team anymore but I need to cum

It's so sad to see what Hazard has become, I wanted him to succeed so badly at Real

[throwawayacct]

I don't think Dele leaves, atleast not till summer. Liverpool's Anfield streak is finally over, and they've been struggling to score, so its prime time for Spurs to get a victory over them! only one point behind them in the table now. Ndombele looks on fire rn, and KdB got injured so this is Kane's moment to stock up on goals/assists and break the record!

Either way, he's gotta go - I'll bet Mourinho wants him out sooner than later, but with COVID and the potential to be short midfielders suddenly, might be other reasons for keeping him around. He's played 74 minutes this season...I can't expect he'll be match fit if he's needed in a pinch.

Klopp was an fuckin embarrassment yesterday, holy shit. Grown ass man throwing a tantrum in the tunnel at the half...and we're about to see the dirty side of Liverpool get exposed once his lack of cool infects the team. Grabbing my popcorn.

[forbiddendesire]

Either way, he's gotta go - I'll bet Mourinho wants him out sooner than later, but with COVID and the potential to be short midfielders suddenly, might be other reasons for keeping him around. He's played 74 minutes this season...I can't expect he'll be match fit if he's needed in a pinch.

Klopp was an fuckin embarrassment yesterday, holy shit. Grown ass man throwing a tantrum in the tunnel at the half...and we're about to see the dirty side of Liverpool get exposed once his lack of cool infects the team. Grabbing my popcorn.

Yeah he's been in bad form for a while but I have a soft spot for a homegrown kid like him. I accept he's gotta go, but still kinda hope he gets good again.

Agree on Klopp, sore loser. I really like him, but he always reacts badly on draws and losses.

[PelleEpoque]

Oh no Arsenal, fuck off Willian

[Zoli]

Please guys, I need everybody cheering for Real Madrid tonight, I'm a bit desperate

I'm sorry, but I'm all Alavés tonight

Oh no Arsenal, fuck off Willian

Great weekend so far, I'm hoping for a United win tomorrow, would be huge!

[forbiddendesire]

Can I have my 4 orgasms in a row?

Unfortunately, an orgasm is for a win, not for goals scored, so you only have one!

Oh no Arsenal, fuck off Willian

Can't believe Arsenal were knocked out this early, being FA Cup specialists and all. Chelsea did great business getting Willian off our hands.

Great weekend so far, I'm hoping for a United win tomorrow, would be huge!

Well, if there was ever a time to beat Liverpool it would be now, hoping you guys beat them so morale is low for when they face Spurs

[PelleEpoque]

Can't believe Arsenal were knocked out this early, being FA Cup specialists and all. Chelsea did great business getting Willian off our hands.

Yeah I still have no idea why Arsenal decided to buy him. He has been absolutely awful the whole season and he still has multiple years left on his contract

[forbiddendesire]

Can I have my 4 orgasms in a row?

Unfortunately, an orgasm is for a win, not for goals scored, so you only have one!

Oh no Arsenal, fuck off Willian

Can't believe Arsenal were knocked out this early, being FA Cup specialists and all. Chelsea did great business getting Willian off our hands.

Great weekend so far, I'm hoping for a United win tomorrow, would be huge!

Well, if there was ever a time to beat Liverpool it would be now, hoping you guys beat them so morale is low for when they face Spurs

But it says "you can cum as many times as many goals your team scored if it won the last match"

Oh! My mistake, i thought it would just be once per victory. Once per goal scored if you win can get quite a lot lol.

Good win for Chelsea, and United beat Liverpool!

[throwawayacct]

Bye-bye Frankie. Too bad they didn't keep him on until after Spurs beat them again.

Think Arteta lasts the season?

[PelleEpoque]

Think Arteta lasts the season?

I think he will, Arsenal usually aren't as gun ho with firing managers as Chelsea is plus there has been some positive signs in their game lately.

[forbiddendesire]

Really really sad to see Lampard go, he was one of my idols as a player Unfortunately, as a manager it wasn't working out so it was time. Looking forward to seeing what Tuchel can do with this squad, and looking forward to the game in a few mins.

Think Arteta lasts the season?

I think he will, Arsenal usually aren't as gun ho with firing managers as Chelsea is plus there has been some positive signs in their game lately.

Most certainly, their form has been picking up and they just got Odegaard on loan who will improve them, can't see him being sacked before season end unless he drops to like 15th-16th place

[Zoli]

Oh god, after beating Liverpool, losing to Sheffield and drawing away to Arsenal... I'm agoning... and in denial

Probably this is the first time everoyne is in denial
Anyway, January is over so the question is: do you want it to keep running? Any ideas to rules (changes, additions etc) are welcomed! Thank you for everyone joining, it was a great ride!

[handsoffnow]

Am I too late to join? Can I pick Liverpool as they are my team?