The lucky, lucky men of the midlands! Even luckier given you are visiting them, what a one off joy for them!Little Miss Jay wrote:I'm in the midlands tonight, actually!georgecuck wrote:The lucky, lucky men of the South...
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Teasey Tuesday!
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georgecuck
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Well this is perhaps 'the funniset joke of all time'...Little Miss Jay wrote:Dlx wrote: Poor seals.have yourself 50 slow strokes, dix!
Has anyone else got any good jokes for me while I'm getting ready? (although even the bad ones make me chuckle!)
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Not really but its worthy of a giggle
http://tinyurl.com/cuke5s
(Its the Daily Telegraphy site, Im not linking you to something dodgy, I promise)
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Re: Teasey Tuesday!
Hmm... I'd probably agree. I was pretty disappointed with the cars in it though... although the Charger was pretty sexy!ariareflection wrote: Better than 2 and 3, worse than 1.
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I only watched the first one...after that it became boring in my eyes...Little Miss Jay wrote:Hmm... I'd probably agree. I was pretty disappointed with the cars in it though... although the Charger was pretty sexy!ariareflection wrote: Better than 2 and 3, worse than 1.
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Re: Teasey Tuesday!
Miss Jay,
You should appriciate this one
While making love, she says:
- Darling, let's do 68!
- 68??? What's that?
- You do it to me and I'll owe you one.
SoD
You should appriciate this one
While making love, she says:
- Darling, let's do 68!
- 68??? What's that?
- You do it to me and I'll owe you one.
SoD
Not getting what you want is the best part of wanting what you can't get!
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Re: Teasey Tuesday!
I've seen 1 & 2. I don't really care for 3 but I'll watch 4 when I get round to it.
d.
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Re: Teasey Tuesday!
Miss Jay - I just get back from running errands and I'm greeted with this! I would love to see that picture. You're making me harder than I was already!Little Miss Jay wrote:Well guys I'm sat here typing this wearing a short skirt, low cut top and 4 and a half inch sexy heels..
I look pretty good!My tits look amazing... Bet you'd love to see them wouldn't you?
Little Miss Jay x
Birdman
PS - any word on my foot picture? I should probably wait until after Mistress teases me tonight, but I can't stand waiting!
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Re: Teasey Tuesday!
Joke:
Q: What's Jen short for?
A: She's got little legs.
(thank you, and good night )
- dan (ok ok, I'm sorry... )
Q: What's Jen short for?
A: She's got little legs.
(thank you, and good night
)- dan (ok ok, I'm sorry...
)
Devoted to the amazing Miss Jay ♥
Last orgasm on January 25th 2012
Earliest chance of next orgasm: May 11th
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Dan wrote:Joke:
Q: What's Jen short for?
A: She's got little legs.
(thank you, and good night
- dan (ok ok, I'm sorry...
Lol.
d.
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Ok,
How about this one?
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'."
SoD
How about this one?
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'."
SoD
Not getting what you want is the best part of wanting what you can't get!
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Re: Teasey Tuesday!
Did Dlx get released finally! Good going if you did!Little Miss Jay wrote:Dlx wrote: Poor seals.
Has anyone else got any good jokes for me while I'm getting ready? (although even the bad ones make me chuckle!)
Little Miss Jay x
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Re: Teasey Tuesday!
Yes MistressD. Miss Jay in here infinate kindness unlocked her cock this morning.MistressD wrote: Did Dlx get released finally! Good going if you did!
d.
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Re: Teasey Tuesday!
Yes he did... I was going to let him out last night, but I gave him a little gamble, and he lost. So he had to spend one last night locked up, and I let him out this morning. He's got a little cum-cube task later, and he's still got a punishment due, so it's going to be a while before he gets any proper playtime!
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Little Miss Jay x
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Congrats - you and Birdman released on the same day!Dlx wrote:Yes MistressD. Miss Jay in here infinate kindness unlocked her cock this morning.MistressD wrote: Did Dlx get released finally! Good going if you did!
d.
Hopefully the indentations from the points don't last too long!
Mistress D
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Re: Teasey Tuesday!
Tell me a joke firstariareflection wrote:The return of Toretto and Letty gave the movie a different aspect for me, and i didn't bother a lot for the cars.Little Miss Jay wrote:Hmm... I'd probably agree. I was pretty disappointed with the cars in it though... although the Charger was pretty sexy!
And i think you missed my edit.Can i please have 4 fast and furious strokes?
Please!!!
Just before dinner...
Little Miss Jay x