Dubble, don't be tempted to try something more organic..look...just found this...
I worked for three years as a an emergency medical technician on the San Francisco Peninsula. My original partner has progressed and is now a licensed paramedic in San Francisco proper. His favorite call story involves being called code-3 to a residence by county communications for a 32 year old male. According to the dispatcher, the patient was complaining of a sudden onset of lower-quadrant abdominal pain. When the team arrived at the residence, they found the man on the toilet wincing with pain and telling them that he had done something "really stupid." On examination, the team found that the man had a frozen fish up his ass. The man had inserted the fish, head-first up his rectum from out of the freezer. After two or three "strokes," as he put it, it thawed out enough that the dorsal fin extended, making removal next to impossible. As professional as medical personnel often are required to be, my friend admitted that they both laughed out loud when they realized the predicament. When the patient looked at them in anguish, my friend could not contain it - "sir," he said: "You really should chew your food a little better!" He said the patient winced and laughed with them. -PK
Candidate for a Darwin award I think.
Have fun dubble and play safe
“When a man is pushed, tormented, defeated, he has a chance to learn something”Emerson
To Err is human, to really f**k it up takes a coconuts!
dubble wrote:I've decide to use ONLY household items for Your punishment, Miss Jay, so that seeing them will be even MORE a reminder who owns this cock and who's 'taken' my ass (this will be a first). The plan for Your punishments: 1) Starting smaller= hairbrush handle. 2) A screwdriver handle 3) a fllashlight handle 4) a larger screwdriver handle 5) a 'small' baton I hope You find these satisfactory, but if not, will You please let me know? Thank You. Now, on to Your punishments.
Dubble - just be careful with things like screwdriver handles - we've all seen those emergency room x-rays when things do not go as planned.
Thanks for watching out for me bird. Actually, I've not seen those pics, luckily (YIKES! Sounds embarrassing AND gruesome!). Glad this is a slow ass fuck, though, so I think it should be controllable, not dangerous.
dubble wrote:
Did You have him take pictures for Your personal 'album' while pantied, Miss Jay? Hee hee, something for Your future entertainment at HIS expense?
Not at that time but I do have other nice photos of Coconuts nice panties! Very pretty
coconuts wrote:Dubble, don't be tempted to try something more organic..look...just found this...
I worked for three years as a an emergency medical technician on the San Francisco Peninsula. My original partner has progressed and is now a licensed paramedic in San Francisco proper. His favorite call story involves being called code-3 to a residence by county communications for a 32 year old male. According to the dispatcher, the patient was complaining of a sudden onset of lower-quadrant abdominal pain. When the team arrived at the residence, they found the man on the toilet wincing with pain and telling them that he had done something "really stupid." On examination, the team found that the man had a frozen fish up his ass. The man had inserted the fish, head-first up his rectum from out of the freezer. After two or three "strokes," as he put it, it thawed out enough that the dorsal fin extended, making removal next to impossible. As professional as medical personnel often are required to be, my friend admitted that they both laughed out loud when they realized the predicament. When the patient looked at them in anguish, my friend could not contain it - "sir," he said: "You really should chew your food a little better!" He said the patient winced and laughed with them. -PK
Candidate for a Darwin award I think.
Have fun dubble and play safe
HAHHahahha! That's hilarious! Glad it wasn't me! He should be crowned champ of Darwin!! Or is it "chump"? Hhahah.
dubble wrote:
Did You have him take pictures for Your personal 'album' while pantied, Miss Jay? Hee hee, something for Your future entertainment at HIS expense?
Not at that time but I do have other nice photos of Coconuts nice panties! Very pretty
dubble wrote:
Did You have him take pictures for Your personal 'album' while pantied, Miss Jay? Hee hee, something for Your future entertainment at HIS expense?
Not at that time but I do have other nice photos of Coconuts nice panties! Very pretty
Little Miss Jay x
Did You have him do matching nails and lipstick too? Hahahah! Or a Victoria's Secet shop for You? Hhaah.
dubble wrote:
Did You have him take pictures for Your personal 'album' while pantied, Miss Jay? Hee hee, something for Your future entertainment at HIS expense?
Not at that time but I do have other nice photos of Coconuts nice panties! Very pretty
Little Miss Jay x
shucks Thanks Miss Jay glad you liked them
“When a man is pushed, tormented, defeated, he has a chance to learn something”Emerson
To Err is human, to really f**k it up takes a coconuts!
dubble wrote:I've decide to use ONLY household items for Your punishment, Miss Jay, so that seeing them will be even MORE a reminder who owns this cock and who's 'taken' my ass (this will be a first). The plan for Your punishments: 1) Starting smaller= hairbrush handle. 2) A screwdriver handle 3) a fllashlight handle 4) a larger screwdriver handle 5) a 'small' baton I hope You find these satisfactory, but if not, will You please let me know? Thank You. Now, on to Your punishments.
Dubble - just be careful with things like screwdriver handles - we've all seen those emergency room x-rays when things do not go as planned.
Yeah guys, ALWAYS play safe! If you haven't got safe objects to play with then don't play, I don't know how you'd explain it to the hospital if something did go wrong!!
When you use items for anal play use something with a flared base.. I don't think bottles are a good idea though... I read something once and it was pretty nasty... Bits of glass up the guys ass!!
He should be crowned champ of Darwin!! Or is it "chump"? Hhahah.
glad you liked them
